"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

Useless cunts.

they love wearing the flag colours and using Zelensky as an opportunity blather out platitudes and tributes, but the war refugees those colours represent .. no they can fuck off and join the queue. Well anything other than waiving visas probably amounts to that, but Labour can't seem soft on immigration to a few thousand gammons in Shitsdale.

I put Radio 4 on for a minute while making breakfast this morning and a voice said "we have Yvette Cooper" and I was back in the loving arms of Radio 3 like a flash

This is hilarious

BREAKING

Roman Abramovich has been sanctioned by the Government and his asserts - including Chelsea Football Club - have been frozen

Chelsea have been given a special licence to continue with football related activities but the sale effectively bars the sale of the club

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) March 10, 2022

Ok

Someone really made this graphic https://t.co/R1Loyzqzox

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 10, 2022

im the oligarch tsar

going to ask the oli g taskforce to cancel Levi Colwill's Chelsea contract to save him from the shame of being an unwitting Putin minion.

what is the distinction between an "oligarch" and an "entrepreneur" or "wealth creator" other than them being foreigns. Because as far I can see they are all thieves and crooks who hold power + influence over equally corrupt politicians, including the billionaires born in the UK.

Amazing violation of the UK flagbrand. Sure let's make the whole thing white, no problem.

https://t.co/HireWhLz9j pic.twitter.com/CoDPUH89xc

— Europe's Leading Soccer Futurologist (@TreborRhurbarb) March 10, 2022

This is really, really bad (the replies are awfully lol, but that's twitter). Seriously though how does a government survive this if it affects millions?

Currently pay £110 direct debit for gas and electricity, to fix rate now £538 a month. This is robbery.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

— Stephanie (@Supermum_1968) March 9, 2022

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNj2eozXIAIr0Rr?format=jpg&name=large

a dyed in the wool conservative attacking the PM in a way Kieth can't. i/ because he's a tory as fuck cunt himself. ii/ because he's fully committed to the same untrue pro-Putin slur against his predecessor since he's only ruthless against factional party rivals and soft as butter when attacking tories with minor adjustments to evil policies he'd like to huffily suggest to the line manager.

EXCLUSIVE w/@harryyorke1

The head of MI6 had concerns about Boris Johnson’s friend Evgeny Lebedev almost a decade ago

In 2013, Sir John Sawers repeatedly rejected bid by KGB agent’s son to meet at MI6 HQ

No10 doesn't deny PM knew about incidenthttps://t.co/24mOMc2ieW

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) March 12, 2022

The thing I love about UK politics is 🚨🚨🚨🚨 exclusives of things it wasn’t convenient for the press to notice before, for some reason.

a consistent feature of politics for the last, i don’t know, forever? is people on the left pointing out the truth in real time, being ignored, and then 5-15 years later, after the big dogs have eaten, moved on, and left the bones to rot, it’s become conventional wisdom

Yes, I agree with Tracer Hand's post here.

Anarchists occupying the house are from revolutionary group London Mahknovists - and say they won't leave until Putin stops the war. pic.twitter.com/Xanxy2vkHo

— Jessica Frank-Keyes (@JessicaFKeyes) March 14, 2022

the next tweet is the jawdropping one. wtf is this country. good on the protestor for saying it like it is

How can I make the Ukrainian refugee crisis about me? pic.twitter.com/Gae15VK8lb

— Philip Proudfoot 🟨🟥 (@PhilipProudfoot) March 14, 2022

Tories are done.

A neoliberal case study in how there are no market failures https://t.co/RPAeq0KEtO

— Will Davies (@davies_will) March 14, 2022

I love the way rich dickheads near me spend a small fortune on the maintenance of private roads leading to their big houses that are on land owned by the Lord Saville Estate. And no matter how good the builders do a job of it, it gets washed and worn away by the rain and downflowing water within 12-18 months without fail. Rod Stewart can go hump in a culvert!

Can he? He's so talented...

can we name all six?

New Cold War Steve just dropped. pic.twitter.com/Pc5YB84dfB

— Mr Ewen (@ejn1976) March 15, 2022

gotta get them all

l-r hitler, hitler, stuart maconie, jaws from the bond movies + sweat-nonce

I missed out a hitler 卍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anUI8GwKwgQ

I thought you missed out a Steve Lamaque but

Steve Lamaque demonstratively recalling the time he massaged the testicles of some indie band

Christ. Is that picture real?

Surely not, but I want to believe.

taken by photographer dafydd jones at park lane, london 4 February 2013 (chinese new year dinner given by hong kong business sir david tang, not pictured)

jones has a whole professional site (which may i guess be a QAnon fake, stranger things have happened)

the stuart maconie-looking fellow is matthew freud (which is very funny in an adam-curtis-never-misses kind of a way) and the woman is freud's then-wife elizabeth murdoch

Matthew's dad was probably even more vile than sweat-nonce - only he didn't need to pay any of his victims out - he just got away with it scot free a la Savile.

It’s amazing how fast things can happen when you need oil. https://t.co/2yeAGKpTaB

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) March 16, 2022

Elite sport is a sham

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey https://t.co/wI3SpeFHOw

— MailOnline Sport (@MailSport) March 15, 2022

Surely the lads on £200k/week can chip in for Easyjet tickets?

https://www.theolivepress.es/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Lebedev-Bullfighter.jpg?width=1200&enable=upscale

maybe this peer of the realm (who Prince Charles once mistook for Abramovich at a reception in London) can chip in. Sorry, just wanted an excuse to post this pic of Lebedev.

strong Succession vibes there

Little Lord Fucklerov

me seeing that picture: "when the facts change my values change"

Dominic Raab's #pmqs attack on Angela Rayner and Labour for Jeremy Corbyn's stance on Russia and defence foreshadows Tories' plans for the next election. Senior Labour figures talk of "long Corbyn" worries - more to come in an updated version of #brokenheartlands later this year.

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) March 16, 2022

Loool. Starmer and other senior Labour figures made their shit-filled bed, now they'll enjoy lying in it

they'd rather take a mendacious attack from the tories on the chin and show their willingness to launch nukes and troops "under their new management" (which isn't actually new any more), rather than hit back with Corbyn was always a bigger Putin critic than the tories and Blair. And if they think briefing Torygraph lobby hacks about their long corbynism concerns is a winning strategy, then lol they are so fucked!

We love oil pt.17553676

Truss also tackled on @BBCRadio4 on the executions of 81 men at the weekend, the war in Yemen, and murder of dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

"I'm not condoning every action by the Saudi government,” she says, but "we do need to work with countries we don't agree with".

— Ashley Cowburn (@ashcowburn) March 16, 2022

So the Con Party's strategy to attack Labour, in an election in c.2023-4, is to make false complaints about ... Jeremy Corbyn, who was leader until 2 years ago and is no longer a Labour MP.

Agree with the critical comments on this above, ie: it's all the fault of mendacious KS et al.

tbf there are still Tories ragging on the Winter of Discontent, so I'm pretty sure Crombyn has at least half a century as a bogeyman to go

https://gal-dem.com/homes-for-ukraine-refugee-scheme/

tbf there are still Tories ragging on the Winter of Discontent, so I'm pretty sure Crombyn has at least half a century as a bogeyman to go

The tories will continue to use him as evidence that Labour are dangerous radicals, for the left he'll stay a reminder of what could have been and that we shouldn't settle for soft torys like the current leadership. Strategic genius there from Keith & Co.

Please retweet

The Telegraph and I have today published an apology to Laura Murray over false allegations in an article I wrote shortly before Christmas. Please see link below.https://t.co/WyFHsBHNlA

— Ian Austin (@LordIanAustin) March 17, 2022

good to see that gnarly little ugly bastard getting brought to book. But still ultimately the slander he committed in previous years helped to achieve the goal of causing great damage to Corbyn's reputation. It would have been better if he had got rinsed in court a few times at the time rather than after the game is over.

Lol

Oh wow. pic.twitter.com/k7ZqLQ8Pw0

— I'll Dig With It (@digwithit) March 17, 2022