Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Hindenberg level performance this half

Better not go out for the rest of the season

Villa have...gone absolutely fucking mental

Toney! Toney! Toney! (“Feels Good”)

this was absolutely necessary for Brentford, still think they're in trouble but

Wolves more like poodles amirite

*middle finger*

Checks table

elanga's lay off for utd goal was lovely in a tight area.
they'll lose but utd have looked decent.

can't watch these true life murder programmes

yeah this might be our best performance of this season sadly enough

fuck me Maguire is hard to watch

fans are calling and signalling paramedics over to the pitch where

wow lol

well

Sancho scored a nice goal. So there's that

it's the little things

a 15 min period where one team has 92% of possession is scandalous.

after the 3rd city goal that was such an eerie watch

a classic of the genre

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— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) March 7, 2022

looool

really exciting

can they go down

here's the thing: they cannot defend, but nor can Leeds, Norwich or Watford

let me assure you spurs have not been good here at all

how's donny vdb looking?

absolute gubbins

also petulant and frustrated

spurs have done their counterattack thing, they've been extremely comfortable and have looked incisive against an admittedly incapable defence. don't listen to deems they should be four up

admittedly, again, from four chances, but clear ones

they have not been comfortable they have conspired to fumble many passes in their own defence their keeper is a coward tied to his line and hojbjerg and davies and in fact son have been as awful as their very awful par the past few months.

Incidental, but every foreign player in Russia just became a free agent, per FIFA, so there could well be a scramble for some of the better ones like Malcolm before the end of the season.

son has had three one on ones and scored one and believe me if youve seen it you know it was really a miss

that is absolute slander on davies

anyway yes son should have had 3, that's on top of the other 2,and everton haven't had a chance, cd easily have been 5-0 in a single half, rubbish

we hammered leeds and were shite, this is tbh a shit league full of flaky british players this is no secret

i say this as a fan of a club that just ground its way to a home 0-0 in league one, no shots on target, oppo missing chances left right and centre, and that was an improvement

i did not see the burnley defeat tbfttc

well I mean twas hardly necessary to watch it in real time i couldve written it out to you a week in advance

but you do accept that there would have been Spurs sides and recent ones at that who'd have made hard work of this

let it be known by posterity that deems was churlish about this game

no no the current incarnation is all about inconsistency to the point of absurdity so i accept nothing

oof that is such a lovely finish

We might actually go above West Ham at this rate

cushioned volley, using the spin on the ball to make sure it goes in

lazy volleys are great, berbatovian

Seems unnecessarily mean to bring Mykolenko on at this stage.

penalty there for me at first glance cunt ref robbing us

Worst result for Lampard since the North Shropshire by-election.

— Mauricio Pochettino hugging people (@bankruptspurs) March 7, 2022

Roman Abramovich is sanctioned by the UK govermnent which will bar the sale of Chelsea, with his assets now frozen. https://t.co/kWyLig8HSZ #CFC

— Nizaar Kinsella (@NizaarKinsella) March 10, 2022

They’re apparently not allowed to sell match tickets any more.

Yep

Massive news: Roman Abramovich sanctioned. All UK assets frozen. Chelsea can still operate under a special licence but sale now on hold. Club will not be allowed to sell any more tickets - only season ticket holders can go to games for the foreseeable future.

— Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) March 10, 2022