Twitter C/D

Like a rich child opening presents on Christmas day.

More Stingers to Ukraine! More javelins! More drones!

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 1, 2022

Rare Pokemons!

pokemon go to war

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Thanks Buzzfeed, now I know what a “thirst trap” is. I’m gonna go throw up.

that's an interesting reaction to learning what a thirst trap is

on the other hand i'm just discovering lil bubby child

https://twitter.com/lilbubbychild

I haven't noticed Raymond Pettibon tweet in a couple of years before the Ukraine invasion and hoo boy should he have kept that streak going.

feel like we’re getting meltdown may early this year. meltdown march!

I believe this is called ‘tweeting through it’

Their arguments reminded me of MLKs frustration with the "moderates" while he sat in jail in Birmingham. That's who I had in mind when I wrote that tweet. Let me quote him. 8/

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 3, 2022

omfg

OH FUCKING DIE MCFAUL

is there an official name for mediocre white people invoking MLK in a way that doesn't remotely support what they were tweeting in an effort to earn a mic drop on Twitter

or shall we call it McFauling

Pika pika!

pic.twitter.com/D8whnr948I

— (((SpartanADIII-666))) (@davidson_iii) March 3, 2022

Can you just shut the fuck up, PLEASE. You follow me, so I know you'll see this. Shut up with your idiotic calls from your DC mansion for others to risk their lives.

— Neil Hauer (@NeilPHauer) March 2, 2022

twitter updating me on Ukraine daily as notifications despite my clicking the "show less of this" button every time

I don't mean on the TL but as a notification

https://i.ibb.co/cvn9BFD/Screenshot-20220303-134559.jpg

a bit unfair since McFaul is like the millionth person to do this

yr not wrong, but gotta be named after someone y'know

Michael Brooks invented his Anti-SJW MLK character in reaction to that

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FM8oqM4XIAEhprs?format=png&name=small

BUT

but then we get to plan out our outfits for hot girl nuclear summer

dead girl nuclear winter

loll

that guy noah pinion is one of the worst out there, also hes got me blocked so i have to open an incognito tab to just see his terrible tweets

The food is awful! And such small portions!

"nuclear war is not as bad as how it's been depicted in the media" has become a widespread mantra amongst those that prefer intervention/direct military engagement with Russia the past few weeks.

"the whole human race won't be eradicated, only about 70%!"

this is why i advocate for the end of twitter

twitter will never end it is the cockroach of websites

What does it feel like in Europe rn? Pediatricians in Vienna are giving out free iodine tablets. My best friend in Germany tells me her phone is blowing up w/moms trying to figure out right dosage for their kids if worst happens. Docs also telling parents to "seal your windows."

— Rachel Martin (@rachelnpr) March 4, 2022

banned in Russia, according to the Guardian

This is Putin’s “at least he made the trains run on time” moment.

Kick Russia out of NATO https://t.co/fSSxL87Kmw

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) March 4, 2022

perfect tweet

<3

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STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

— Gas, Grass, or Story Mode (2021) no one rides f (@Hegelbon) July 25, 2014

some idiot from the Manchester Evening Post interviewed a Ukrainian WW2 veteran ("the most remarkable man I’ve ever met") who "fought against Stalin". Nothing to add!

Deactivated my account today. Totally fed up with it, I was neither better informed nor entertained by it.

Yet still on ILX etc etc

ILX is fantastic compared with that cesspool.

i'm unsettled by the redesign of the twitter mobile app

i'm even questioning if it's been redesigned at all - has it always been like that, and i'm starting to go mad?

What are you talking about? Twitter has been dead for 30 years!

Lloyd Blankfein wins this week's "you have to give Hitler credit..." prize.

He hasn't deleted it yet, impressive

Worth noting even Hitler didn’t permit his military to use chemical weapons, though he had them. https://t.co/jG25woB8kl

— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) March 24, 2022

yeah hitler totally didnt use chemicals against people gotta give him that

Wtf. Twitter just asked me if I want to turn my profile pic into an NFT.