The Havana Syndrome

Harbl did d3lm0i used to be a regular here or was that another forum I’m remembering?

i don't think so, i just found it in the replies

it sucks that a dude is blind in one eye

Unless his ‘unnamed government agency’ was the CIA, in which case lol good.

viborg did you ever read metaf1lter? that's one he plagued, lol

The grunts and squeals are by Josh Gad.

Slipping a little Havana Syndrome in here for fun

My hair wasn’t always white. Russians use chemicals, poisons, bullets, nerve agents, directed energy and information as weapons. https://t.co/H5BYoat4q5

— John Sipher (@john_sipher) February 24, 2022

someone replaced my just for men with krazy glue and i think i know who it is

Somewhat ignorant question, but is it only Americans who have reported symptoms? The bullshit headache ray manufacturer will want a better return on investment than targeting some GS-10-scale CIA drones.

it's only tuned to american brainwaves so far. the french are currently planned for a patch sometime in Q2

Right now it only attacks the lobe of the brain that appreciates Luke Bryan music, which appears to exist mostly in Americans

Rooting for the magic headache cannon tbh

Twenty yeasr ago, at a CIA black site in Afghanistan, Ammar al-Baluchi was used as a "living prop" to teach torture—trainees lined up to take turns at knocking his head against a wall until he got brain damage.

CIA kept the info classified until this week.https://t.co/ofruMEVlrb

— Avi Asher-Schapiro (@AASchapiro) March 15, 2022

they don't do that stuff anymore though

Biggest airquotes of all time

I guarantee that you will not guess where Law & Order went with this. pic.twitter.com/uuPsSTchpl

— biftechnoir 🇺🇸🇫🇮 (@kenmegalopsuxos) May 15, 2022

:D

"Ripped from the headlines!"

SCOOP: FBI personnel have been reporting symptoms of the mysterious syndrome that first afflicted overseas diplomats and spies... inside the US. Members of the FBI say they've been injured in DC and Florida, especially in the bureau's Miami field office, @MarkSZaidEsq says. pic.twitter.com/gDkUzo50hU

— Sasha Ingber (@SashaIngber) August 26, 2022

That's just too much Miami bass.

victims of some kind of miami sound machine

I gotta get one of these things.

Keep their heads ringing

https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/sung-tieu-art-basel-miami-beach-havana-syndrome-1234648478/

Evidence that Havana Syndrome exists

For many of the years I was at CIA, I included this MLK quote as part of my email header:

“Cowardice asks the question, is it safe? Expediency asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? But conscience ask the question, is it right? (1/2)

— Gail Helt (@ghelt) January 16, 2023

maybe they were the resistance inside the company

honestly no worse than the "he was a Republican, you know" crowd

shocking news

Scoop: A long-awaited report by the US intel community concludes ‘Havana Syndrome’ was not caused by an energy weapon or foreign adversary, shattering a widespread theory that a secret device debilitated scores of spies & diplomats. By @shaneharris & me https://t.co/EkxPx8c1u1

— John Hudson (@John_Hudson) March 1, 2023

Turns out it was caused by trans people waving pieces of paper with the word fentanyl written on them out the window in the direction of US embassies.

it is caused by a car driving by going burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

I can't believe you used that word unperson, I clicked open this thread and immediately saw four cops fall down on the sidewalk across the street.

Tell-Tale Heart Syndrome doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Havana Syndrome opens your third eye and allows you to project into the astral realm lol https://t.co/b2ZN7hnhkf pic.twitter.com/uYG1XjdQKT

— Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla) April 10, 2023

god some fucking prog band is totally going to write a concept album about this

I don't even know if I'm annoyed or excited about that

I kind of liked that movie when it was released as The Men Who Stare at Goats

in lounge in dad's nursing home and History Channel is basically doing a special on Havana Syndrome which uncritically accepts it as a real thing.

Have opted not to turn it off because it's bringing lols

havana syndrome is real but it is actually caused by watching the history channel

yeah it was weird, as soon as the History channel came on, my bowels evacuated.

I tried to apologize but they just assured me they'd have the spaghetti luncheon on Thursday instead

60 Minutes is doing a report on Havana Syndrome right now. Turns out Russia did it.

Details on the 60 Minutes story.

I’m skeptical! 😂

https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2024/03/31/11c1df63-cf41-402d-a138-7d61004dac26/thumbnail/1240x698/18fce29c6f81c421f6d18f00eb7a49c5/targeting-americans-video.jpg?v=3d62f4cc0092e6eb151a9685301ed284

Does she have to wear that wig because the Russian mystery ray made her head swell up, or something?

She has Patricia Arquette Syndrome

At the same time, she said, the battery in her phone began to swell until it broke the case.

So the cricket ray is blowing up batteries now?

A battery swelled! I’m convinced!

so if none of this is true does Russia even want to make a denial about this err no

I'm not going to read a bunch of suggestive theories. Are they explaining it through voodoo or have they discovered a cause that has some respectable physics behind it?

One guy supposedly found a Russian ledger line where they paid a guy a consulting fee for something so clearly the headache ray is real and Putin done did it.

My poke place has 60 Minutes on every Sunday I’ve been in, not sure what stories they run anymore beyond China or Russia fearmongering.

Has their reporting been off?

Well, their big story tonight being complete conspiracy-addled nonsense points to “not great” on the reporting side. Depends on how often you check under the bed for Red Chinese operatives undermining America I guess.