c/d: paris hilton

All this Paris nonsense has been detracting us all from a bigger story. . .LINDSAY! How long has she been in rehab now? When will she leave again to score?

WHEN WILL SHE STAB AGAIN

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Yeah, see, the press sucks. Can't a girl just have some semi-violent drugged-up fun and not get shit for it?

http://www.slate.com/id/2167727/fr/flyout

oh lindsay. i would love to party with her but fear i'd be enabling her or something.

if i partied with lindsay, i would expect her to bring the coke. See? No enabling.

so lindsay's in rehab, paris is in jail, britney's lying low...who will step up in the next month for the celebutard cause?!

The real crime here is that the stupid Sheriff's office responded to it how they did.

Ms Misery so OTM it hurts.

lol at "celebutard"

those series of photos are hot.

oh, ffs. it seems that she actually went from court to the usc medical center, not back to her special cell. far be it from to say that prisoners shouldn't get care, but this seems a bit beyond the pale. maybe her luxury cupcakes didn't agree with her?

County jail was the closest thing I've had to a vacation in years. Srsly. I played cards with gang members and read trashy novels.

And while I wasn't in LA lockup, neither is Paris, so she gets no sympathy from me.

lol i do love lindsay's pics

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VOTE RESULTS
Should Paris Hilton serve her sentence in jail?
Yes
94.03%
No
4.07%
Don't know
1.90%
23949 Votes Cast

An Internet poll would probably be 75/25 on "Should Paris Hilton be put to death?"

Going to hell and down a circle...

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oh no you guys, RIP :(
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RIP BIG MAN

HOPE THERE'S NO BLACKS IN HEAVEN FOR YOU

Seven hundred stab wounds! Top that, Julius Caesar!

the people who get genuinely angered by her existence (the "AAARGH SHE IS AN ODIOUS HUMAN" types, i imagine the blood vessels in their forehead standing out whenever they think of her, ie like ALL THE TIME) are far more pathetic really.

yeah, that's just your imagination though - your strawman version of people who don't think rich people being able to do whatever they like is fabulous! or wonderful! or any of that

they're not crazed obsessed people - they're normal people who know that if they got a DUI & then drove on a suspended license, they'd be completely fucked, and who think it's lame that 1) often, the rich can buy their way out of this and 2) there are actually non-rich people who think that's cool because oh how fabulous

you left out racist, talentless, and attention whore-ish

You don't exactly undermine Lex's point with those last two, Shakey.

I know people in Cali with a DUI + later driving-on-suspended who did 90 days, so Paris can take her "it's not fair" and stuff it up her nose

Seriously. I was arrested for DUI once (adjudication was withheld, charges reduced to reckless driving), served a night in jail, ate the bologna sandwiches, and watched my holding cell fill with 40 wretches in 10 minutes after the cops raided a crackhouse. Ain't no way I'm repeating that experience.

HOPE THERE'S NO BLACKS IN HEAVEN FOR YOU

or that st. peter is taking the day off, and she's met @ the pearly gates by biggie smalls.

okay the "talent" thing is debatable - I'll grant you that - but clearly she craves attention. this is someone who decided that being rich was NOT ENOUGH, she wanted (needed? deserved?) to be FAMOUS too

she does give a decent blowjob

HAHA I didn't want to be the one to say it.

that was clever

she gives a terrible blowjob as I've said before, I do not understand people who think that beej was even worth getting let alone filming

maybe you should try understanding your penis before you try to understand people

I understand that if my penis catches a chill from the air in the room, then I have been the recipient of a crappy bj

people seem to think "hey, she gives head! therefore she is good at it!" but this is a logical fallacy

she looks like she about as interested in doing it as she is in parsing Hegel = she gives shitty head

I knew there was a reason I was hot for philosophy majors.

well J0hn diff'rent strokes n all that

nobody goes down like a logical positivist

xpost dammit shakey I had a killer rejoinder there

I still laughed!

objectionable sexual relations with that subject

bad object choice

utilitarian chicks give the best head yo.

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HOPE THERE'S NO BLACKS IN HEAVEN FOR YOU

or that st. peter is taking the day off, and she's met @ the pearly gates by biggie smalls.

come with me, come to the land of batshit paris hilton fanfic

i dunno, paris seems pretty much perfectly vile but this thread is still weird

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Fashion design sketches, perfect.

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