http://www-rohan.sdsu.edu/~renglish/377/notes/chapt03/shelly2.jpgOh, wrinklepaws.
― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link
"The way that I was laying, I was snuggled into a pillow that blocked them from my view, which I was actually thankful for, but there was no mistaking what was going on. Once the realization hit me, I began going through scenarios in my mind of what I should do. Sit up and scold them? Pretend to continue to sleep? Make a noise so that they know I am awake? Get up and go into the bathroom?
The last idea was sounding pretty good because, of course, I had to pee really bad. I just had to find the courage to stand up and go to the bathroom. While I was looking for it, their whispers became more and more audible, well, at least to me. Client guy would whisper something to chatty girl, which I could clearly hear and in her highest sorority girl voice she kept saying, "What?"
Which made me really want to si up and yell, "He said blah, blah, blah, you stupid bith!." (that was not a typo!)
Instead, what happened next was that client guy said something so lame to chatty girl, that I accidentally cracked up. I immediately recovered and turned it into a cough, but I think the sentiment was understood, because the performance was over. And so, at that point, I did what most people do after sex, I got up and went to the bathroom."http://rachelandthecity.com/skins/one/rachel2.jpg
― lf (lfam), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link
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― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― teh_kit has 20 friends (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link
Slang
Along with their unconventional rhyming style, one of the defining elements of the Diplomats' music is their distinctive slang they have incorporated into their lyrics. Expressions such as "doggie", "Ay!", "no homo", "scooby snacks", "hen fap", "piff," "huff," "u mad?", "move the movement", "off' wit' Ya' Kufi Smacker", "duck tales", "OH WRINKLEPAWS," "family matters", and "coochie rap" are known to have originated in Dipset lyrics. They also coined the greeting, "What's Really Good?", which is often shortened to "Whats good?".
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link
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― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link
it should also be pointed out you think you're the final arbiter on her, yet you wouldn't even be let in the door at MisShapes Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:50 PM (5 days ago)
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link
Matthew Perpetua MP3Js for the likes of New Order and the Fiery Furnaces. You might think that doesn't count, but you'd be wrong. Wrinklepaws on Thursday, 15 March 2007
― haitch, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link
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― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm sure there will be more erudite posts later on true, true. Jean B, what can i say? you're scintillating prose blew my mind more than a couple times, like that whole thing about the first Gulf War not being real, even if the second one pretty much is incontestable. I wish you had written a tome about the moon landing soundstage coverup. all i know is that this fuciking book: http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/1874166366.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg changed my life. Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:00 (1 week ago)
― RJG, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link
A rogue moderator is editing messages with impunity on this thread: http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=42658#unread I wrote Ultragrrrl hate is so passe and someone changed it to read Ultragrrrl is so passe can someone fix this? and ban wohever changed what I wrote? Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:45 (5 days ago) THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:47 (5 days ago)
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link
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― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link
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― andrew m., Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty, Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― andrew m., Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
who is the small cat? seriously.
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
isnt it jesse jackson?
― 696, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
the number four!
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
small cat was funnier when it was just a private e-mail dated 20 June 2007
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I have given up trying to understand these interweb memes, they move too fast.
― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Curt1s Stephens
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
That one guy that quit my "not-written-off" list
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link
and if you don't know now you know (you know you know)
― blueski, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
In case you actually want to know who is the small cat
― Will M., Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
O Wrinklepaws. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad O Wrinklepaws. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad
― scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
and I said "Hello, who is this really?"
and the voice said....
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link