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lol

kinder, Saturday, 12 February 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link

Sleep Vikings played SXSW in 2011

kinder, Saturday, 12 February 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link

Another one, just yesterday: a friend runs an art publishing concern called Michel Obultra Editions.

Michelob Ultra Editions.

I felt like such an idiot.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link

That brings up the question of why they want to be associated with Michelob Ultra.

nickn, Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

Also not a pun.

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

I was shocked to learn recently that Michelob Ultra now outsells Budweiser in the US. Perhaps this friend just wants to be associated with a winner.

Josefa, Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:47 (two years ago) link

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

For Tom D.

:-)

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

Hmmmm

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 February 2022 22:36 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Jam album All Mod Cons

Alba, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 13:01 (two years ago) link

i don't think it's a pun?

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link

More a double entendre?

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

yes if by double entendre you mean a pun

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

Lol, what the hell is going on here.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link

Desperate to know what this double entendre is now.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link

The title, a British idiom one might find in housing advertisements, is short for "all modern conveniences" and is a pun on the band's association with the mod revival.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link

The mod of the phrase all mod cons and the mod of mods are the same word in pretty closely related senses, it’s not much of a play on words tbf

wins, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:51 (two years ago) link

Yes, whenever I saw a property being advertised with all mod cons I always assumed it included youths with sharp haircuts on scooters.

Alba, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link

Similarly when I read the phrase “pretty closely related” I take it to mean “exactly the same”

wins, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:25 (two years ago) link

It certainly was intriguing here in the US but the word that was really confusing was the last one. And this was before CON AIR. So yet another Britishism I didn’t get until I read or heard something so not qualified to judge. See also Elvis Costello’s “Senior Service.”

Another thing that’s not a pun but amusing accidental wordplay: place in Astoria called EL FISH SHACK, but when the spacing is too tight it looks like ELFISH SHACK.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link

The mod of mod is modernist though - closely related but not identical was correct I think.

Cons, on the other hand, might be a bit of a pun: conveniences, cons (as is pos and...) and cons as in swindles.

I'm not sure the title ever made much sense.

Tim, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link

gawd, "as in pros and...", that was supposed to say

Tim, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 17:07 (two years ago) link

Mind yr pos and cons.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

I always read the musician Eartheater’s name as “earth eater”. But it just occurred to me today that it could also be “ear theater”. Whether that’s intentional wordplay, I’m not sure.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 21 March 2022 19:35 (two years ago) link

woah, hadn't noticed that!

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, 21 March 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link

My child plays the Switch game Splatoon 2. In the game, the store where you buy paint guns, brushes, rollers, etc. is called "Ammo Knights". In spite of the fact that the whole game is chock full of sea creature puns, it took me about a month to catch on... Ammonites...

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 28 March 2022 05:58 (two years ago) link

Dollywood

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 16:11 (two years ago) link

Just realised that the mop in the logo for Cleanup On Aisle 45 is a trump quiff. So a visual pun.
Not sure how I missed that before.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 18:20 (two years ago) link

Dollywood


Come on, we can’t just let that pass

Alba, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link

I’m serious. I didn’t realise until like two years ago.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:04 (two years ago) link

Tracer, Tracer, Trace-er Ha-a-and
I'm begging of you please don't get my pun
Tracer, Tracer, Trace-er Ha-a-and
Please don't get it just because you can

celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:15 (two years ago) link

I’m now wondering if I’m missing something myself. It’s Dolly Parton’s theme park and it rhymes with Hollywood. That’s it, right?

Alba, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:16 (two years ago) link

Which part did you miss: that it had her name in it or that it sounded like Hollywood?

Alba, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link

bollywood rather than hollywood surely

conrad, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link

Alba - the latter!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:29 (two years ago) link

I mean it is crazy, i know. Dogwood trees are big in East Tennessee.. I dunno, it never occurred to me. It's only about 15 minutes from "Twitty City", a complex devoted to erstwhile country music star Conway Twitty. I'm grasping at straws here.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:32 (two years ago) link

I should mention the real Twitty City is/was in central Tennessee but they had an outpost of some sort near Gatlinburg.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:33 (two years ago) link

the itty bitty twitty committee

The Central Rockaliser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link

If there was a Townes Van Zandt theme park they could call it Townes Town.

ban slug pellets now (Matt #2), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:58 (two years ago) link

If there was a Herbie Hancock theme park they could call it Herb's 'Burb.

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 22:04 (two years ago) link

DIdn't Jerry Jeff Walker have one of these?

The Central Rockaliser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 22:06 (two years ago) link

Disappointed there's a Twitty City when he got the name from the cities of Conway and Twitty!

pplains, Thursday, 31 March 2022 00:29 (two years ago) link

RIght, it's kind of folded in on itself in a disconcerting manner.

The Central Rockaliser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 31 March 2022 00:34 (two years ago) link

Oh noes!

The Central Rockaliser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 31 March 2022 03:44 (two years ago) link

Dollywood ratios in diagnostic testing!

(thank you, Pun Generator! I couldn’t have done it without you! highly recommended!)

celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Thursday, 31 March 2022 06:18 (two years ago) link

all the "Elden Ring" puns it suggests are about it sounding like "Everything" - dunno, I'm more of a "I had to return my order at KFC, they gave me elden wings" kinda guy.

StanM, Thursday, 31 March 2022 06:45 (two years ago) link

https://cdn.britannica.com/73/156173-050-A0DB5AB6/Howlin-Wolf-1964.jpg
I asked for my order
They gave me elden wings

The Central Rockaliser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 31 March 2022 10:57 (two years ago) link

KISS presents music from the Elden Wing

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 31 March 2022 12:54 (two years ago) link

Found that pun generator when looking up “Everything You Know Is Thong.” Seems like it spit out every possible substitution of “thong” for “song” or “wrong.”

https://pungenerator.org/puns?q=thong

The Central Rockaliser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 31 March 2022 13:16 (two years ago) link


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