"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

look not knowing how to spell his name just proves your impartiality

oh i have plenty of assumptions i just feel if i ever launch a public critique it shd not be based (purely) on ilx dunks from my pals

tho now that i write this out why not

is what i ask myself

but it's a pretty good comparison insofar as both of them stan for the most utterly unimaginative version of establishment social liberalism possible and are also simultaneously the worst advocates for it due to extreme wetness

Have you ever considered telling DL he’s a cunt btw, he just seems to get worse and worse

I've seen him every day this week, maybe I should tell him? "Excuse me, you don't know me, but you're a cunt, just passing it on for a friend".

lol I do wish you weren't joking here!

I assume they are both singing from the exact same hymn sheet on their podcast, as they cower from the baleful glare of the elephant in the room - that dunty did brexit

_Have you ever considered telling DL he’s a cunt btw, he just seems to get worse and worse_

I've seen him every day this week, maybe I should tell him? "Excuse me, you don't know me, but you're a cunt, just passing it on for a friend".

and are also simultaneously the worst advocates for it due to extreme wetness

not only that, but both seem to have incredibly short fuses which hey isn't very liberal imo

It's all that testosterone bald men have sloshing about.

hm

🧐

The baldness is spiritual. Thought this was agreed and made into law.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLZKcaAXEAQHBf-?format=jpg&name=medium

there's always a (spiritually bald) drilDunty tweet

Tracer: wetness? Unsure what you mean - I'd say that they're obnoxious, aggressive and reactionary.

there can only be three in the pythagorean triangle of spiritual baldness attributes and perhaps wetness is difficult to transpose into there without creating a fatal imbalance error!

they are both cunts but Dunty seems a bit more dafter and half hearted. DL seems more of a genuinely hateful supercilious spiritually bald posh arsehole who genuinely despises the hoi polloi and has a more stern-faced focus on telling them to understand their place.

.@Keir_Starmer’s NATO interview deliberately whipped up a persistent lie about @jeremycorbyn - that he was or is pro-Putin / Russia, echoing the tired old Cold War trope. It shows an incredible naivety: nothing could be further from the truth. 1/

— Ben Sellers (@MrBenSellers) February 12, 2022

thread on Corbyn's unwavering "neither Washington nor Moscow" record on Putin over the last 20 odd years that shows up Starmer's comments from the other day to be posturing nonsense and lies and an outright smear.

KS is now making his career from generating public outrage at dubious 'smears' against him, having spent the previous two years advancing his career by issuing vicious, libellous lies and career-ending smears against others.

He is a scumbag.

Found the last Ukrainian flag in the entire city of Edinburgh for tomorrow’s @YoungLiberalsUK emergency resolution supporting NATO and the Ukrainian people. Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/jBP5isjMzj

— Peter Douglas Banks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦 (@PDBanks_) February 12, 2022

they're ready!

don't like to do stereotypes based on appearance but those lads don't look like they'd be much use in a war

big fella with the flag has been having daydreams about volunteering for the azov battalion and winning the respect of the hench neo-nazi hardcore ultras through his sheer bravery and valour in the battle against Putin!

idk he's got a Private Pyle vibe to me

omg and of course i've just seen the Telegraph piece about irl cosplay action men volunteering for the Ukrainian army

Expect these people to go back to not caring about Ukrainians the second this round of sabre rattling ends

it looks like our dazzling defence secretary (who the graun want to fuck) has been told to shut up by Ukraine over his incredibly stupid and unhelpful Munich '38 comment.

We love to laugh at US politicans and presidents for being fucking dimwits but we've got a bumper crop of our own at the moment.

the Guardian caled it, a true modern Metternich

This is the Ukrainian Captain Tom, ofc we are lapping it up

Amazing. Czech media reporting that Granny Valentyna's photo op was organized by the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion. Meaning a bonafide Nazi propaganda tool is the darling of the Angloid media elites. Truly the face of Ukrainian resistance.https://t.co/Gis690ivAK pic.twitter.com/hYVdnd2zBe

— Mark Ames (@MarkAmesExiled) February 14, 2022

It’s not even as though they’re right-wing elements aligned with the Ukrainian government, they’re right-wing elements opposed to it. idk who Ben Wallace, etc, think they’re helping with the ‘Munich 1938’ stuff other than the far-right No To Capitulation movement that has repeatedly threatened a coup against Zelenskiy.

Talking of dubious right-wing militias with a grudge against elected politicians…

NEW: Following a meeting of colleagues today, The Metropolitan Police Federation has declared it has no faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan. See our full statement: https://t.co/2H001cCZRk pic.twitter.com/lDqOFxGfhw

— Metropolitan Police Federation (@MPFed) February 14, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYB-DVS27k

Is an expression of no faith distinct from an expression of no confidence? Seems an odd choice of words.

wondering how much racist shit they edited out before they released the statement

LOL stupid coppers, this is the most popular thing he's done since he's been mayor. Admittedly it's virtually the only thing he's done but...

It’s been a long time since they walked hand in hand and the moon was Muslim 😔

There's the Tommy Robinson painting as well. My favourite thing about that (apart from the girl reaching out) is that Tommy..... is standing pic.twitter.com/DyFlZaLP6G

— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 4, 2018

moving

Naming and shaming recreational drug users is a disgustingly vindictive policy idea to float. The only beneficiaries would be shithead trigger happy bosses and the kind of disapproving curtain-twitching fucks who make Mary Whitehouse look progressive. Some of these people might be guilty of having a good time, some might need help. If they'd consulted people who work for addiction services this would be a big no. Parliament is riven with booze and drugs ffs. The only naming and shaming I want to see is of corrupt hypocritical PLP scum in the pocket of property developers/big gambling/big booze/private healthcare etc etc

you need to apply for universal credit online or by phone. you need a phone to call the UC helpline if you need help filling in application. most utilities now also exclusively online. as are huge number of other services. how are we still having this conversation. https://t.co/S13oJiWwuL

— Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) February 15, 2022

lol just posted the same on the Graun thread and having just got my son into the universal credit system I haven't a clue how people without smartphones or internet connections manage to do it.

even if they can get some internet access in a public library they will be likely to miss appointments and new online journal requests and end up getting sanctioned.

run calz

Richard Madeley - We have now learnt that Keir Starmer is getting death threats online... people calling for his execution

Andrew Pierce - Politicians get that all the time

Richard Madeley - Are getting death threats "that big a deal"

Andrew Pierce - No#GMB pic.twitter.com/Hcs6onFJ3D

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) February 15, 2022

making death threats to Starmer is so passé and it's all coming from that anti-vaxxer rabble these days. Still let's egg the horrible little bastard for lying about his height again!

You've gone soft (boiled)!

he's just about done everything now that most people knew he was going to do, the optimum time to murder him was mid 2020, the damage is done now!

*most people* = about 75% of the shitposters I follow

although I can't remember anyone boldly predicting he'd withdraw the whip from his predecessor

Great news for the UK budget, we are dying out faster! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 pic.twitter.com/ROfHABH9up

— Max Fras (@maxfras) February 15, 2022

he made lunch and coffee at home instead of buying starbucks https://t.co/dcn1hId2wn

— joolsd (@joolsd) February 15, 2022

Lol

After Maxwell’s conviction, the BBC interviewed a man accused of the same crimes as Prince Andrew who tried to silence victims.

Now it’s suggesting that campaigning for sex trafficking victims could be a route back to public life for Prince Andrew.pic.twitter.com/QPpTXJHTzn

— Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP) February 15, 2022

you definitely want somebody with “hands on” experience