Fox News Hosts - Who is the worst?

working from home would be so devastatingly boring if it weren't for fox. slang tally for the shep today:

my bad
peace out
up in there (referring to the white house. and again referring to the parliament in south korea: 'there's some hate up in there!')
one mo' time
help a brother out (to WH spox bill burton, asking when burton can get obama on his show XD)

kinda bummed that bret baier is covering tonight's press conference, baier is a good dude, but this means nothing crazy will happen.

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cavuto now going on about how the white house is mad at him. why? because he had on some loser of a guest yesterday wearing a 'no chubbies' t-shirt so they could argue about whether the appt. for surgeon general is too fat. cavuto is all like what, my bad? gee, i dunno dude, maybe your people BOOKED THIS GUY BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE WOULD SAY THAT. what an ass.

lol TPM mounted one of their FULL ON INVESTIGATIONS of that dude. long story short: he's an asshole

glenn beck mispronounces Привет, i am pretty sure he just said 'privyetz' instead. why do i know this? because i am already on the path to socialist fascist communism

I know Dobbs isn't on Fox (not histrionic enough?) but seriously why does this douchebag get any airtime at all

he's such a transparent demogogue

I really appreciate how lou dobbs takes on the mainstream media in his nightly show on FUCKING CNN.

. Dobbs was originally conservative, but now he describes himself as an "independent populist" critic of the "excesses of capitalism."

http://conservapedia.com/Lou_Dobbs

ok, i'm procrastinating here and it is not NFL season yet. so..
it seems in keeping with the spirit of the fox news that the rolling thread is about who's the worst. i think they'd appreciate.

CNN prez trying to shut down Dobbs on this birther thing

CNN chief twitter correspondent Rick Sanchez starts some ish (god help me, this links to that horrible dan abrams site)

if i didn’t believe in doing right thing, i’d be rich anchoring at fox news

do u know how much money i’d make if i’d sold out as hispanic and worked at fox news, r u kidding, one problem, looking in mirror

also, SHEP
guys, actual lols every time i look at this photo!
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/07/23/1248395721_5844/539w.jpg

omfg Bill O'Reilly said last night that Canada has a higher life expectancy because they have a lower population and thus fewer traffic accidents. Seriously.

xp http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hXukzc_YLTM/Ru62tAR6ZAI/AAAAAAAACo8/E8osF7OaoiM/s320/wire-mcnulty.jpg

Umm, not quite.

http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/live-20090727.jpg

lmbo

What's the problem with that graphic?

facepalm

LOL Egypt.

Oh lol. Nm. Didn't notice Egypt there.

I was looking at the elevated countries!

revisionist geography

That's obviously just someone mislabeling Iraq.

Someone (D)

what's an Iraq?

http://www.blogcdn.com/television.aol.com/insidetv/media/2008/12/fat-tony-200x225.jpg

maybe Fox figures that since we've already invaded and destroyed Iraq, it no longer exists

ahahah oops

ok this from yesterday is finally on the youtubes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBrzNMP1C7w

so it's fair to say you stand firmly on the side of the robots on their war against the people?

also, note, far as i can tell from SHAQ twitter, this is apropos of.. nothing:

http://twitter.com/kilmeade/status/2891535981

@THE_REAL_SHAQ you are tall
kilmeade about 3 hours ago from web

haha

Kilmeade is on something.

lol robot woman a little defensive there

loooooooooool shep was all bent out of shape over possibility of no-texting-while-driving laws, explains in detail how much more dangerous it is to eat a big mac while driving, bummed that you can't drive 110 on the LIE

don't they have no speed limit in parts of montana? this is why i want to visit montana. but i guess that would get boring what with no other cars on the road. must join NASCAR

anyway it's like even moderate people on fox actually want some libertarian paradise where everyone has lots of money, pays no taxes, the government doesn't regulate much of anything ever, you can drive as fast as you want.. i'm not saying this sounds bad but maybe a little bit unworkable for 300+ million people?

i think obama's decision to hold a meeting that one might call a "Beer Summit" or "Beer Diplomacy" has endeared him to some of the people on fox

it's funny because obama so obv has a distaste for beer

Remember: it was Hillary who took shots with Okies.

boilermakers. indiana. she won the oklahoma primary going away..

i bet obama likes beer but is unwilling cause another nationwide controversy by admitting that he prefers some weird microbrew or some snobby import over budweiser.

yeah when obama had to do those bar photo ops during the campaign he would rarely drink his beer iirc, and if he did it would always be in really tiny sips. and when someone last night asked gibbs what kind beer obama liked he was so obv taken aback by the question that he spurted out "budweiser" and really no one likes budweiser and the press core called gibbs on that and gibbs was all "oh.. well... idk... what's wrong with budweiser!!" - i'm surprised hannity didn't jump on obama for enjoying beer owned BY A GAY EUROPEAN SOCIALIST CONGLOMERATE

fyi lots of people like budweiser incl me

sorry - i like budweiser too. what i meant was that it's obv no one's favorite beer

apology accepted

actually, i noticed that gibbs was very precise, he didn't say obama *liked* budweiser, he said that obama *drank* a budweiser (when he was at the all star game, maybe?). a distinction with a difference!

also, i appreciate fox's chief florida-is-weird correspondent phil keating who appears to have never visited a barber nor purchased a hairbrush in his life, also the fact that clearly, fox doesn't care

i want a beer so bad right now

what kind of beer

this beer issue might explain why recovering alcoholic glenn beck had a six pack of COORS on his desk yesterday. coors is the rightwing beer of choice isn't it?

ok studio b continues to get loopier, as a segment on h1n1 virus is introduced with some animation thing which shep sings over, then talks to the stage manager about her baby shower instead, then asks them to play the animation again so he can sing over it again

i'll have what shep's having

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i would gladly take rupert murdoch's money to work for shep

Say what you like about Fox News, I bet they stock some quality drugs/drink in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXpyQ6POqiw

what kind of white-out has O'RLY been tooting?

i am grateful there have been no clips of sarah palin's last speech on any cable show i've listened to so far today. realized i probably dislike sarah palin less than many, many people because whenever she is on tv, i HAVE to change the channel, she could be reading the gettysburg address and that voice would still be physically painful to me. i think she's unqualified and wrong about everything but never actually listen to her speak. i can't! being the network correspondent covering her campaign stops last year would've required hazard pay or valium to calm your nerves or something

xpost - also grateful o'reilly said something that ridiculous, because now that canadian guy's point will actually get noticed. such a basic, simple thing but no US politician can say that since it'd cue instant bugout from the right "SEE THE DEMOCRATS REALLY WANT CANADIAN SOCIALISM"

oh, wait they're saying that anyway

Smooth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWHq6v2tfP0

(youtube comment: "he stuck it in her pooper a few days later")