surm are you feeling any better?
i just received a targeted ad on facebook from The Gay Beards for BetterHelp :|
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 20:37 (two years ago) link
lol wtf does that meani meannnnnnnN! I'm gonna tell you something that s*** felt like daggers were stabbing me in my mouth. repeatedly. all day long.i finally started to be able to eat something besides soup and ice cream last nightgonna pick out a good horror movie tonight and eat something fucking delicious. been watching the final destination seriesmaps how are you kitty?
― surm, Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:46 (two years ago) link
i'm doing swell, thanks. wfh and gyming a lot, surrounded by mormons, just livin life.
also we got married, still so excited you guys haha
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 22:55 (two years ago) link
it was literally two instagram beard bears talking about how great betterhelp was for finding a therapist. and the title was The Gay Beards for BetterHelp.
like, i really never thought that the dumb appearance-based gay subcultural identity i've been slotted into would be crossed with my mental health issues, but it definitely feels good to know that the sky's the limit with weird and repulsive social media marketing.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 23:02 (two years ago) link
aww congrats map!! <3
glad to hear you're healing surm. am currently beset with (non-covid) illness myself but on the mend, self-medicating with claire denis and douglas sirk films
― donna rouge, Thursday, 3 February 2022 23:37 (two years ago) link
Congrats map! Welcome to the club!
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 February 2022 23:40 (two years ago) link
Thanks folks. Hope you feel better soon dr.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 4 February 2022 01:01 (two years ago) link
Congrats map!
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Friday, 4 February 2022 01:05 (two years ago) link
so happy for you map! <3
feel better surm! <3
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Friday, 4 February 2022 02:01 (two years ago) link
Congrats, map!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 February 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link
Awww...So happy for you both, map.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2022 02:22 (two years ago) link
Congrats map.
Theo quit his job, which was great, and while I was worried that we were going to drive each other crazy, we're actually doing great being around each other more. :-)
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link
that sounds great.
you guys are sweet, thank you.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link
o snap! Look at this happy lot!makes my heart warm. congratulations doll 🤍ted that's great. always an important adjustment.I'm tryna get one more good time up in this bachelor pad b4 a wacky 2 months we'll see those that goes
― surm, Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link
Congratulations map!!!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link
congrats map, best wishes
― castanuts (DJP), Sunday, 6 February 2022 17:58 (two years ago) link
now that my porn tumblr finally got deleted all i'm left with is perving on a video ad for wrestling singlets that shows up in my fb feed from time to time.
i need a vast and constantly refreshed store of trashy and retro porn jpgs in my life.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:05 (two years ago) link
I just purchased two issues of a very scarce vintage porn mag by the great Meal Roberts, who was around the time as all the studio physique people but mostly took photos of boy next door, California types. More on him here:https://www.anothermanmag.com/life-culture/11093/mel-roberts-the-20th-century-queer-photographer-targeted-by-the-lapd
All that I'll say is that my friend was selling them and gave them to me for a song-- one of them is worth twice what he asked.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:38 (two years ago) link
Obviously, I meant Mel Roberts and my phone autocorrected. Apologies.
map congraaaaaaaaaats!!!!!
― marcos, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link
felt that way too, in the abstract, but then I encountered a couple insanely hot ppl who were into it and realized in that moment I would 100% hold a leash for the right person
tbf there is precious little I wouldn’t do if someone I was sufficiently attracted to was turned on by it. service switch, innit
― nicole, Saturday, January 29, 2022 8:04 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
i would 100% wear a leash for the right person
but yea completely otm re turn ons. if you're into something and you're also into me and i'm into you then i will be up for almost anything
― marcos, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link
i just don't think i would look good in a leashi have no problem with the act i just do not think it would be very flatteringit sucks because i love chokers but I'm a bracelet and earring guy, like to me a cuff is self actualizationI've always a second earring but errebody and their mother says the ones on top hurt like a b
― surm, Friday, 11 February 2022 01:14 (two years ago) link
I'm thinking of perma thread names any inspo
― surm, Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link
Your thread titles are always perfect
Maybe a callback to “i have like no gay friends in town” but on the other hand weve moved past that in many ways
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 22:00 (two years ago) link
Permanently lgbtqia+
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 22:02 (two years ago) link
i am permanently lgbtq+ in town
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 26 February 2022 03:14 (two years ago) link
I am permanent. I am queer. I am in town. I am here.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 February 2022 03:45 (two years ago) link
is that some rally I don' know about?
― Dan S, Saturday, 26 February 2022 04:05 (two years ago) link
😂 ok good feedback. I'll get cracking. in the meantime, any good stories? new love? old flames? i might be ready for a pre spring fling tbh.
― surm, Sunday, 27 February 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link
celebrated our 10th (!) anniversary by driving out to desert hot springs for the weekend. mineral water pools feel sooooo nice
― donna rouge, Sunday, 27 February 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link
Congratulations! We celebrated ours last year
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link
damn y'all! bunch of happy clams over here. real question: what kind of swimsuit do you wear?
― surm, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 06:30 (two years ago) link
I go swimming so rarely that if I do wear anything, it's usually underwear. But also swimming is more complicated with a stoma, so...
I'm really concerned for all the trans and queer teens out there. Reading an article about Texas this morning made me weep.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 11:56 (two years ago) link
Hello gays, I have been away from home for two weeks and I really miss my bf!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 14:14 (two years ago) link
hi sweetie! are you facetiming? where are you?
UGH tabes <3 - Texas. more and more Republicans. gross. what was the article saying?
― surm, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:34 (two years ago) link
I have been away from home for two weeks and I really miss my bf!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, March 2, 2022 9:14 AM (five hours ago)
i hate when that happens!
last summer i started wearing speedos if i was somewhere gay, or just w/ my bf. or at the beach in p town i wore nothing
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:35 (two years ago) link
i have a cute pair of green and blue swim trunks that kinda look like athletic shorts. i have speedos that i probably don't fit into anymore (and that are kind of ugly anyway tbh)
― donna rouge, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link
I'm not sure why it's never occurred to me to wear speedos.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link
i have a deep, deep aversion
don those sound super cute
― surm, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:53 (two years ago) link
hardest thing about swimsuits is that they are always too long, even a 5" inseam looks too long on me bc i'm pretty short so i've been looking for 3". the longer "boardshorts" look comical on me
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link
i think i'd look hella cute in a speedo tbh but would only wear it in the right place
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 19:59 (two years ago) link
my legs are too large to wear anything but trunks, i have a pair with roosters on them i bought in las vegas at the gay swimwear store. though they are mid thigh.
once when i was desperate for money i was *ahem* answering ads. and this guy really needed me to wear a speedo for him after we ate at the cheesecake factory. so i still have that.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link
my speedo is red, it felt a bit baywatch to me. i want to find a new color, but most speedos w/ designs on them are ugly. i'm thinking kelly green for this summer.
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link
i think marcos would look hella cute in a speedo tbh as well
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link
this guy really needed me to wear a speedo for him after we ate at the cheesecake factory
i love a specific fetish!
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link
lol
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link
Beefcake Factory
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
my bf and i have a running joke about the little factory where we ad-lib a construction foreman saying things like "ok boys, time to grease up your pistons, bend over and put your backs into it," etc.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:20 (two years ago) link
I definitely don't fit into speedos anymore, the last pair I bought I weighed about 15 pounds less than I do now for a variety of reasons.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:25 (two years ago) link
I should have said 'my speedos'
It's worth mentioning that I almost exclusively wear bikini briefs, tho. I hate any other type of underwear.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link