the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

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Max Baer Jr., TV's Jethro -- 84.

Well, it's a long, lonesome road
Through the lifetime of a shitposter

Kenneth Anger is 95 years old today. I knew he was still alive, but he seems surprisingly long-lived compared to yr average occultist.

I don't know why I thought reggae singer Horace Andy was dead, but he's not. He's got a new album coming out in April, in fact, which is how I found out:

https://soundcloud.com/on-u-sound-records/horace-andy-this-must-be-hell

Happy Birthday, Tom Smothers!

Kenneth Anger is 95 years old today. I knew he was still alive, but he seems surprisingly long-lived compared to yr average occultist

I think his sorcery is simply better than that of all the others

Frank Williams, who played the vicar in 'Dad's Army', 90.

Last man standing?

Ah, Pike is still going...

Steven Wright, a mere 66. I know he tours, but for a legendary comedian he's kind of quiet.

Ryan Reynolds, 45

He only survived by inhabiting the skin of a Pokémon

Kiernan Shipka, 22

fuck it lets just list celebrities and their ages

do you understand life expectancy

― mookieproof, Thursday, December 9, 2021 3:16 PM (one month ago)

Kiernan Shipka, 22

I feel bad about it, but that has me laughing.

not to put a dark word on ms shipka, whom we like

http://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/The-Who.jpeg

Peter Lax, 95.

Not surprised he is still alive, surprised he is so old, although I suppose I shouldn’t be.

Barbara Bain, 90.

Joe Don Baker celebrated his 86th birthday yesterday and I could of sworn he passed a decade or so ago.

Kim Novak turns 89 today!

Mangosuthu Gatsha Buthelezi (mostly called Chief Buthelezi on the news in the UK when I was growing up), 93.

Barbara Bain, born:Mildred Fogel, September 13, 1931

September 13th! 1999!

Gudrun Ure. That's Supergran to you.

Barbara Bain, born:Mildred Fogel, September 13, 1931

Look four posts above this one.

Bill Moyers!

Joe Don Baker celebrated his 86th birthday yesterday and I could of sworn he passed a decade or so ago.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Sunday, 13 February 2022 16:28 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

not if i had attended the wake myself could i have been any surer of the same thing, definitely this fella died in 2010-2012 sometime

I like that this thread is distinct from “ppl you thought were dead but aren’t”, it’s more of a thing where you passively assume someone died cause you haven’t heard about them in a long time vs actively believing them to have died. I’m slightly embarrassed to admit I often think actors are dead if they died in things, the most silly one being I always think Richard Jenkins is dead cause he played the dead dad in 6 feet under

Mangosuthu Gatsha Buthelezi (mostly called Chief Buthelezi on the news in the UK when I was growing up), 93.

― Tim, Saturday, 19 February 2022 20:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this one was good bcz we actally argued abt it in the pub before looking it up and not *everyone* was wrong abt what we wd find when we did

the most silly one being I always think Richard Jenkins is dead cause he played the dead dad in 6 feet under

he was an excellent dead dad in Olive Kitteridge as well, so I did have a "oh is he still going" moment when he popped up in that pointless Nightmare Alley remake.

There could also be a "People who should be dead but aren't" thread for personalities that we've only just learned about.

For ex, there's a guy named Bob Richards who turns 96 today who won medals in pole vaulting in the 1948, 1952, and 1956 Olympics. He was the first ever athlete depicted on the front of a box of Wheaties. Also he ran for US President in 1984 representing the far right "Populist Party."

i hope bill moyers lives forever

Sarah Jane Moore, 92 (paroled in 2007).

(no 'h')

Canadian easy listening pianist Frank Mills, 79. I think I confuse him with Canadian easy listening pianist Hagood Hardy, who has indeed been dead for 25 years.

Moira Anderson, 83. One of a legion of Scottish celebrities who everyone wrongly thinks are dead.

Not totally surprised, but Joanne Woodward just turned 92 yesterday.

Also, as mentioned 9 months ago, Peter Marshall not only still alive but still giving interviews and telling the Dan Rowan story

Pat Robertson came out of retirement to claim that Putin "is being compelled by God" to invade Ukraine in preparation for a massive End Times invasion of Israel. pic.twitter.com/Pmwybf57Ay

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 28, 2022

Jesus hasn't called him home yet?

Not enough room in hell.

"God must be dead, if you're alive"

Relative of famous person Buddy Holly - his older brother Larry Holley, 96.

Also Buddy’s wife, María Elena, 89.

Nina Van Pallandt, 89.

Ken Bates, 90.

Billy Bingham, 90 and Michael Barratt, 94.

I think Billy would keep us up. If not available, go with Michael.