I would eat that
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link
was gonna say
throw a bit of tartare sauce on it
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
Yes, I would eat a lot of the items they post xp
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link
Pie in a roll (Wigan kebab) at Nairn County FC (@NairnCounty) đź’· ÂŁ2.50 pic.twitter.com/Saqokxfu0c— Footy Scran (@FootyScran) January 28, 2022
― mark s, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
i saw that one and what bothers me most is the roll looks unbuttered
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link
from what you can see the pie doesn't look too promising either, which is supposed to be what they are good at. It looks like that kind of rubbery flexible pastry you get from Iceland frozen pies!
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link
Immediate saliva gland desiccator, would not eat even if it was meat-free (which it almost certainly isn't)
― build back a better mousetrap (Matt #2), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link
I conclude with chunky fish finger sandwich with mushy peas is better than anything I've ever had to eat at a football ground.
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:09 (two years ago) link
the only football related good food I ever had was at a cafe near Lincoln City's ground in 2003. And this was when I was still a vegetarian and it was just basically a vegetarian hotdog in some amazing bread and it cost me ÂŁ1.50!
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:17 (two years ago) link
You get decent food outside a ground but fuck eating anything you get overcharged for in there
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:33 (two years ago) link
my stepdad always used to pack a thermos flask full of red wine and a lunch pack of usually scotch eggs/pork pies/tesco sandwiches at home games, cos that is called The Knowledge.
― calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link
a roll and pie with lots of butter and brown sauce is a delicacy, I was horrified at the thought the first time I was offered it and then became a devotee upon trying it
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:55 (two years ago) link
Royal souvenirs have 'Platinum Jubbly' misprint
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link
Not to be a purist but a 'hot dog' connotes some kind of sausage, right? Not just breaded pollock
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 18:52 (two years ago) link
The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, possibly from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat in their sausages
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link
sausage dogs should be called dog dogs imo
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link
I think vegetarian hot dogs are fine in fact better than dog meat or the mechanically separated poultry or god knows what else they put in the meat ones.
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKme2qnXsAUHG_N?format=jpg&name=large
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link
lollll
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link
Nice work
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link
Hey that’s just up the road from here, I keep thinking about adding it to the “horribly formed names” thread, except it’s good not horrible.
― Tim, Thursday, 3 February 2022 06:22 (two years ago) link
Half cooked hot dog at Derby County (@dcfcofficial) đź’· ÂŁ4.50 pic.twitter.com/8hpb0EInFk— Footy Scran (@FootyScran) January 16, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:45 (two years ago) link
If you stare at it long enough it starts morphing into a Rooney face
― calzino, Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:58 (two years ago) link
Cottage pie at Kidderminster Harriers (@khfcofficial) đź’· ÂŁ4.50 pic.twitter.com/qhRExaxqxO— Footy Scran (@FootyScran) February 3, 2022
Kidderminster Harriers putting most the other clubs to shame
― calzino, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:31 (two years ago) link
Fuck I might go on Tuesday night now.
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Thursday, 3 February 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link
A long overdue crossover for fans of both @RedwallFeasts and @thebbccofficial https://t.co/OLlaupvvwQ— Will Yates (@wjyates72) February 4, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 February 2022 12:38 (two years ago) link
John Harris and Stuart Maconie kicking themselves they didn't think of this one
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2022 13:32 (two years ago) link
Be better if they kicked each other.
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2022 13:36 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/feb/04/teesdale-farmer-cleared-by-jury-over-flipping-car-with-tractor
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link
#OnThisDay 1979: Look! Hear! cast its eyes and ears over the thriving grassroots music scene springing up right across the Midlands. Which gig would you choose? pic.twitter.com/DyjlLeCBoZ— BBC Archive (@BBCArchive) February 6, 2022
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 6 February 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
i would simply choose to abandon popular music and devote my life to listening to classical and not looking like a cunt
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:31 (two years ago) link
i do like the guy in that who looks like avon from blakes seven in a judith hann wig
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:42 (two years ago) link
It's Kipper at the Windmill Inn, Humberstone, nr. Leicester for me
― Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:45 (two years ago) link
was hoping mark s would share his memories of strange pleasures at the morris hall, shrewsbury tbh
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:52 (two years ago) link
the worst thing is i actually remember that programme
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link
(xp) Strange Pleasures or strange pleasures? Or both...
― Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link
Surely not...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5sF4eqgLs4
― The White Hot Stamper With Issues (Matt #2), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
Lol classic movie
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:50 (two years ago) link
gnna ask my sister abt the morris hall: i don't remember ever being in or even looking from the main thoroughfare through into the little courtyard that leads up to i!: i seem to have strangely incurious abt this enclosure given that i've many times walked the streets on all sides of it and was as a teenager always weirdly into the town's proud medieval bullshit (which is everywhere; this place is 14th century, or some bits of it are).
i certainly wasn't aware it was ever routinely a venue! it looks fragile and ill-suited to the pogo! but by 1979 i was off at college and i guess becky might have seen stuff there? apparently (according to the website) there's some sandstone topping the walls by the stairs up to it which was once in the garden of "shrewsbury’s greatest son" charles darwin, which fuck you dude i'm standing right here
― mark s, Monday, 7 February 2022 19:16 (two years ago) link
... not to mention Derek Smalls.
― Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 7 February 2022 19:53 (two years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/primark-explains-its-been-stuffing-23031047not actually sure if this belongs itt tbh, it's more like a MCU/HAY BACON YOU GUYS vibe
― kinder, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link
The proposed new logo for Great British Railways looks eye-bleedingly awful https://t.co/5hl5qySL30 pic.twitter.com/gPyN5XZOXD— Chris Applegate (@chrisapplegate) February 10, 2022
This is the age... of the train.
― koogs, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link
Britain https://t.co/RDo7Pc6tDe— Duncan Robinson (@duncanrobinson) February 16, 2022
(i was on that exact train 3 weeks ago!)
― koogs, Thursday, 17 February 2022 11:50 (two years ago) link
disappointing lack of a "boi-oi-oing!" in that story
― mark s, Thursday, 17 February 2022 12:35 (two years ago) link
Tom's train trounces a trampoline on the tracks
― chip? (Matt #2), Thursday, 17 February 2022 12:57 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/iqI8eaGAnn— Mental UK Headlines (@MentalHeadline) February 18, 2022
― calzino, Friday, 18 February 2022 07:23 (two years ago) link
Was it a footlong?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 18 February 2022 10:07 (two years ago) link
Turned on Radio 2 for 30 seconds. Vine read out a message from a listener saying, "I have no family. When I die it'll be weeks, months or years until anyone notices." Then he played the KLF.— Lucie Tobin (@msloobylou) February 24, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 24 February 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link
Only in Tipton pic.twitter.com/DMaHp4JcKJ— Tat (@faulknerwolves) February 26, 2022
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 February 2022 17:02 (two years ago) link
Bingo grans BAN Putin drag queen lookalike over war in Ukraine. Only in @thesundaysport pic.twitter.com/tMVZy7rYl6— Sunday Sport (@thesundaysport) March 5, 2022
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 5 March 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link