let's not think of giving trump a stroke right now, these are intense times for all of us
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:15 (four years ago)
Hahaha
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:15 (four years ago)
$93 million in cash is actually a lot of money
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:18 (four years ago)
Not if you have $738 million in debt.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:19 (four years ago)
they're just going to "find another trump"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 January 2022 01:28 (four years ago)
folks pic.twitter.com/o9O6uH88oc— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 1, 2022
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:45 (four years ago)
http://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/0/05/How_to_Cook_for_Forty_Humans.png/240px-How_to_Cook_for_Forty_Humans.png
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 04:25 (four years ago)
https://images.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Donald-Trump-McDonalds-380.jpg?impolicy=website&width=320&height=180
Lads Who Lunch
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 04:48 (four years ago)
Friend, I've decided to do/Something I rarely do/in the hope that you'll join me
good yacht rock lyrics
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 14:51 (four years ago)
I don't seek them out, but his various missives and declarations, while horrifying, are also kind of hilarious. Very birthday gift stationary "From the Desk of" energy.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:05 (four years ago)
"I've decided to do something I RARELY DO in the hope that you'll join me for lunch." Poll options:
[] use stairs[] drink water[] speak with Barron
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:14 (four years ago)
WipeChewThink before speakingExercise
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:22 (four years ago)
Shake Hands?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:33 (four years ago)
Eat a salad?
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:33 (four years ago)
Pretend to be Klunk from "Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines" ?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:39 (four years ago)
Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022
DJ Dr. Donnie Covid
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:03 (four years ago)
WTF songs would he play? Lee Greenwood and "YMCA"?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:07 (four years ago)
Brimful of bangers from prez 45
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:08 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:13 (four years ago)
JFC... is that "heart of glass" underneath all that dreck?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:16 (four years ago)
Strangely he is really into Helado Negro
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:25 (four years ago)
that video is still one of my picks for 20 Revolting Things That Happened
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:51 (four years ago)
why are you all memorializing him? is my question
― Dan S, Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:03 (four years ago)
this thread should be deep in the ilx graveyard
deep-sixing has been tried with mixed results: Flush this question out
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:19 (four years ago)
This is less "memorializing" and more 'look at this dumb sad asshole' (who still has a good shot at ruining what's left of this country).
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:01 (four years ago)
it's still about accepting and by extension valorizing him
― Dan S, Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:37 (four years ago)
I'll save the valorization for after his straight-fire DJ set at Coachella.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:47 (four years ago)
DJT-Kicks
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:56 (four years ago)
― beard papa, Saturday, 5 February 2022 07:57 (four years ago)
Take Helado's name out of your mouth!
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:05 (four years ago)
JUST NOW: "Staff in WH residence would periodically find the toilet clogged. The engineer would have to come and fix it. What the engineer would find would be wads of clumped up wet, printed paper." @maggieNYT on concerns of Trump flushing documents.pic.twitter.com/dertOPEXYm— John Berman (@JohnBerman) February 10, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 February 2022 14:37 (four years ago)
Damn low flow toilets!
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 February 2022 14:41 (four years ago)
White House Plumbers always cleaning up messes
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 February 2022 15:04 (four years ago)
Of course he's denying he flushed papers down the toilet, but I'm not sure I saw a denial that he *ate* documents. Considering our own suspicions of what damage he did to the toilets and pipes through diet alone, I think they may both be right: staff did find documents clogging the toilets, but Asshole did not put them there. At least, not directly ...
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:19 (four years ago)
to be fair, when COVID kicked off, there was a toilet paper shortage
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:21 (four years ago)
Glad to learn Haberman saved this bit for her book.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:22 (four years ago)
oh no I have accidentally valorized Donald Trump by laughing at his DJ set
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:46 (four years ago)
is this why he used to complain about toilets needing 10-15 flushes
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:13 (four years ago)
well that plus a diet of aspartame, evil, and ketchup on well-done steak, but mostly evil
― imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:17 (four years ago)
"This plumbing is from the 19th Century! Please put only toilet paper in the toilet, not wipes or confidential documents!"
- handwritten sign in the Coolidge Lavatory
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:50 (four years ago)
he stole the goddamn sharpied hurricane pic.twitter.com/c4iZ8iL1xY— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 10, 2022
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:44 (four years ago)
Don Jr. probably planned to sell the purloined papers later on.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:50 (four years ago)
Don Jr. flushed the papers and told everybody it was his stash.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:58 (four years ago)
Oh shit nft
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 11 February 2022 00:47 (four years ago)
Gonna guess this ... is not normal.
News - Mazars has effectively fired the Trump Organization, citing a non-waivable conflict, and determined that Trump's financial statements from 2011-20 should not be relied on, per a letter to Alan Garten filed in court today. pic.twitter.com/UmC1nVe4ZP— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 14, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 February 2022 23:09 (four years ago)
Deeply un-normal. Mazars is pretty clearly saying:
"Wow the money you reported isn't the case.""That apartment thing really looks fucking illegal.""We don't want to get sued or prosecuted, pretty please.""Attention any other firms on our general level: we don't recommend them as a client."
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 February 2022 23:11 (four years ago)
Rhetorical question cause I know “elite impunity”. Again, how the fuck has he been allowed to flout the law his whole life?
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 14 February 2022 23:18 (four years ago)
"When you're famous ... "
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 February 2022 23:32 (four years ago)
CALLING IT NOW: TRUMP/MEYER 2024
urban meyer’s latest stop in his incredible journey to cartoon supervillain pic.twitter.com/2larhNPPx5— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 14, 2022
can’t stop laughing at this centerpiece of a mangled espn football and the helmet of the worst nfl team this decade containing a sad 99 cent pennant pic.twitter.com/s3GWg2wNqc— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 14, 2022
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 February 2022 23:39 (four years ago)