would like to hear a collection of songs titled "street dildo shoppin'"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
are you provided utensils with which to dispatch the smiling dolphin? are you supposed to use your hands? is using your hands forbidden? you shakily raise the glass to your lips. the dolphin smiles.
― Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 27 January 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link
https://img.ifunny.co/images/ec02f8fc93b7dafed0bc6dbbcd3966320a66b61172dcd94437b2c75d479fe421_1.jpg
― Bill Kristol Meth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 January 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR
That one's old, think I posted it four or five years ago on IG
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 29 January 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
http://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f47210d94716db3b465f13/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-05-2b.jpg
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:23 (two years ago) link
well, if his sock wasn't soaked in urine, it is now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link
i zoomed in on the aluminum eye hoping to catch an outline of the photographer but no dice
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
several more great ones in here:https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/the-humans-of-daniel-arnolds-new-york
includinghttp://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f46cc29fdd6bf5a011a510/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-04-2a.jpghttp://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f467f43d5d212615eb663a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-03-1.jpg
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/99/41/a0/9941a02f413ffb390fb359a57d5897f4.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 01:44 (two years ago) link
feels like the punchline to a joke that i can't figure out
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 02:04 (two years ago) link
it does. raccoon on a trash can. $115. digiorno. must be delivery. no. it's...it's...
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link
the raccoon has its claws on both a digiorno as well as exactly $115 in three crisp bills.
That's a badger!
― brownie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:43 (two years ago) link
Yeah, that's no raccoon
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link
more like a cadger if it's charging $115 for a DiGiorno pizza
― brownie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:48 (two years ago) link
lol
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link
karl did you really think that was a raccoon
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:40 (two years ago) link
... so the badger says "$115? For a pizza delivery?"and the pizza delivery guy says "That's not delivery!"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link
needs some work
i did. i even did a quick image search for "raccoon"
do you see why i left the EPA? i was a fraud
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:43 (two years ago) link
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT A BANANA IN TOMATO JUICE
― Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 3 February 2022 04:42 (two years ago) link
I'd like to imagine you, emaciated and slack-jawed, sitting before the unrefreshed page and staring in disbelief at smiling dolphin death banana for the past week. That is the very response we're going for here, I believe.
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 February 2022 09:41 (two years ago) link
i'm glad i could play a small part in this
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:26 (two years ago) link
a badger for karlhttp://i.imgur.com/efCfgHv.png
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:47 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKspOCSagAADQgu?format=png&name=small
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
oh laugh it up all you like professor von funnyboy but i guarantee you this is 1000% some elder gods shit. this is the idol tongued by rapist frat boys that gets them into skull and bones. this is the thing in your childhood closet that made those wet suckling noises you were too scared to investigate. when you die and all illusion is torn from from the bare wire of your consciousness this, this abomination, this horror beyond conception is what will be staring back at you. really, i can’t praise it enough. thanks map!
― Kill me all! (cat), Friday, 4 February 2022 13:32 (two years ago) link
now you're just encouraging me, bad idea, don't think i can ever top smiling dolphin. i got it from 70s dinner party twitter account btw.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKw0q-4XIAgxAy4?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 4 February 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/272210383_466562198401687_3920882797690225209_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=4O7Zd6dJPPEAX-jnhXX&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8gCZ44NoIHKK8UO7ASdVa1VSBPI-N-V3tIPeUpkD5LqQ&oe=6207228F
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/272254182_466562225068351_4719295459399352952_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=8uy2QNql1tsAX-uA3aL&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_eJRf_H14ollEOoFZIsv2t2KdHoW-4dnDl3Cm94Ab44g&oe=6206B407
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link
Taxidermy dollhouse by Brooke Weston
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 18:09 (two years ago) link
Nononononononononononononono
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link
Brooke Weston ... thank you
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
GET IN THE DEER
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
"Our house ... is a very, very, very deer house..."
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link
our house
in the middle of our deer
― imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 20:52 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLL9z-3WYAE3tGT?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link
Yeah, could they have found a less charming site for that ramp?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:11 (two years ago) link
aw, the shots of athletes upside down in front of the cooling towers are wonderful though, two of my favourite things together at last
― koogs, Thursday, 10 February 2022 02:28 (two years ago) link
https://netgalley-covers.s3.amazonaws.com/cover247688-medium.pngFine use of the aesthetic here
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMYiNQlXMAA4ba_?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 26 February 2022 03:08 (two years ago) link
i realize i'm coloring way outside the lines here but is there not something vaguely menacing about this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FM0Fig5XIAA-bS2?format=jpg&name=medium
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:22 (two years ago) link
We need a separate thread for creepy liminal eighties office photos tbh
Also feel like stuff like the Sedaris cover don't really fit the aesthetic, to be properly cursed there needs to be a quality of low-key horror which is almost accidental and not too obviously posed, maybe?
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 08:43 (two years ago) link
those plants have really got that guy cornered huh
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 10:30 (two years ago) link
i like that image
― nxd, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 10:34 (two years ago) link
There we go
ITT: The liminality of 80s office spaces
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 11:42 (two years ago) link
dildos: pretty much automatically cursed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMsX5PRWQAM5pc5?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link
this loaded giant on my laptop and i thought it was a new gas album at first
― nxd, Friday, 4 March 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link
*gas joke*
what if the dog has gone mad because it can hear that really high-frequency pitch on every other beat on Der Lange Marsch
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 March 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNHxtDMXIAY_ucQ?format=jpg&name=medium
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 5 March 2022 23:07 (two years ago) link
that’s the stuff
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 6 March 2022 00:04 (two years ago) link