https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/b5/92/e5b592ab9a2350f245a8f71ed579a7b7.jpg
― A Living Mancave (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:28 (four years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VFKV_3KO_LU/Tyu2luwFPWI/AAAAAAAAA74/OUHFRmxD2bI/s1600/Judge+Doom+-+roger+rabbit.jpg
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 02:54 (four years ago)
Two-day-old zebrafish larvae, as seen through a scanning electron microscope pic.twitter.com/iLmmBju38b— Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine) January 24, 2022
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 04:54 (four years ago)
rather light on the queasy sexiness I prefer in my cursed media, veering towards cute even, but the pockmark faces riding the line between kewpie doll/the scream curses it juuust enough
― Kill me all! (cat), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 09:19 (four years ago)
I feel like using an electron microscope to create cursed images is kind of cheating.
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 14:24 (four years ago)
I think the image is appropriately cursed. Zebras and fish should not interbreed. It's unnatural.
― Emanuel Axolotl (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 15:10 (four years ago)
https://c.tenor.com/vZvTmQHANnQAAAAC/stay-pressed-stay-puft-marshmallow.gif
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 20:47 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJoqpxWX0AMFZ-H?format=jpg&name=medium
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 18:08 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJkp0C9XEAMPSyN?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 18:35 (four years ago)
Slide in a tomato tongue.
aw yeah that’s the stuff
― Kill me all! (cat), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 18:46 (four years ago)
It puts the dolphin in the glassor it gets the hose, alas.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 19:28 (four years ago)
https://memolition.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/wtf_pics_01.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 19:33 (four years ago)
total respect to Andy’s “this is fine” flood guy, who i very much feel, but i keep going back to the smiling dolphin. priapically rising from its glass of blood. licorice eyes. the taste of banana dripping with tomato juice. a proud hostess, who you must oblige for politeness’ sake, placing it before you. god, it’s terrible. A+++
― Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 27 January 2022 12:08 (four years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9f/64/98/9f6498183aca119a49530843dfca9e02.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/46/f5/61/46f561a19eb5c733d149114c2fde19f8.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/b4/1a/c9/b41ac960d9a8cf751448ff6168f13917.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/47/e9/b347e93559f4734d81108f7dbb135657.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/1a/8a/2d/1a8a2d15759cec60c2c7ee0ea38971e4.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 January 2022 12:51 (four years ago)
Top work as ever OL.
And oh look here comes MY lunch again!
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Thursday, 27 January 2022 14:32 (four years ago)
would like to hear a collection of songs titled "street dildo shoppin'"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:14 (four years ago)
are you provided utensils with which to dispatch the smiling dolphin? are you supposed to use your hands? is using your hands forbidden? you shakily raise the glass to your lips. the dolphin smiles.
― Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 27 January 2022 19:42 (four years ago)
https://img.ifunny.co/images/ec02f8fc93b7dafed0bc6dbbcd3966320a66b61172dcd94437b2c75d479fe421_1.jpg
― Bill Kristol Meth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 January 2022 14:56 (four years ago)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR
That one's old, think I posted it four or five years ago on IG
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 29 January 2022 20:43 (four years ago)
http://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f47210d94716db3b465f13/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-05-2b.jpg
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:23 (four years ago)
well, if his sock wasn't soaked in urine, it is now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:14 (four years ago)
i zoomed in on the aluminum eye hoping to catch an outline of the photographer but no dice
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 16:41 (four years ago)
several more great ones in here:https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/the-humans-of-daniel-arnolds-new-york
includinghttp://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f46cc29fdd6bf5a011a510/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-04-2a.jpghttp://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f467f43d5d212615eb663a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-03-1.jpg
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 17:18 (four years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/99/41/a0/9941a02f413ffb390fb359a57d5897f4.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 01:44 (four years ago)
feels like the punchline to a joke that i can't figure out
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 02:04 (four years ago)
it does. raccoon on a trash can. $115. digiorno. must be delivery. no. it's...it's...
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:47 (four years ago)
the raccoon has its claws on both a digiorno as well as exactly $115 in three crisp bills.
That's a badger!
― brownie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:43 (four years ago)
Yeah, that's no raccoon
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:44 (four years ago)
more like a cadger if it's charging $115 for a DiGiorno pizza
― brownie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:48 (four years ago)
lol
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 19:43 (four years ago)
karl did you really think that was a raccoon
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:40 (four years ago)
... so the badger says "$115? For a pizza delivery?"and the pizza delivery guy says "That's not delivery!"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:41 (four years ago)
needs some work
i did. i even did a quick image search for "raccoon"
do you see why i left the EPA? i was a fraud
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:43 (four years ago)
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT A BANANA IN TOMATO JUICE
― Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 3 February 2022 04:42 (four years ago)
I'd like to imagine you, emaciated and slack-jawed, sitting before the unrefreshed page and staring in disbelief at smiling dolphin death banana for the past week. That is the very response we're going for here, I believe.
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 February 2022 09:41 (four years ago)
i'm glad i could play a small part in this
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:26 (four years ago)
a badger for karlhttp://i.imgur.com/efCfgHv.png
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:47 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKspOCSagAADQgu?format=png&name=small
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 20:11 (four years ago)
oh laugh it up all you like professor von funnyboy but i guarantee you this is 1000% some elder gods shit. this is the idol tongued by rapist frat boys that gets them into skull and bones. this is the thing in your childhood closet that made those wet suckling noises you were too scared to investigate. when you die and all illusion is torn from from the bare wire of your consciousness this, this abomination, this horror beyond conception is what will be staring back at you. really, i can’t praise it enough. thanks map!
― Kill me all! (cat), Friday, 4 February 2022 13:32 (four years ago)
now you're just encouraging me, bad idea, don't think i can ever top smiling dolphin. i got it from 70s dinner party twitter account btw.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKw0q-4XIAgxAy4?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 4 February 2022 15:55 (four years ago)
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/272210383_466562198401687_3920882797690225209_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=4O7Zd6dJPPEAX-jnhXX&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8gCZ44NoIHKK8UO7ASdVa1VSBPI-N-V3tIPeUpkD5LqQ&oe=6207228F
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/272254182_466562225068351_4719295459399352952_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=8uy2QNql1tsAX-uA3aL&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_eJRf_H14ollEOoFZIsv2t2KdHoW-4dnDl3Cm94Ab44g&oe=6206B407
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 18:08 (four years ago)
Taxidermy dollhouse by Brooke Weston
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 18:09 (four years ago)
Nononononononononononononono
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:28 (four years ago)
Brooke Weston ... thank you
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:51 (four years ago)
GET IN THE DEER
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:51 (four years ago)
"Our house ... is a very, very, very deer house..."
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:55 (four years ago)
our house
in the middle of our deer
― imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 20:52 (four years ago)