I was going to point out the Woods is a solid Champo signing but your points stand
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:27 (four years ago)
Arsenal requesting a postponement with 1 covid case is some shithousery
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 14 January 2022 19:22 (four years ago)
Norwich looking to double their season goal tally at this rate.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:19 (four years ago)
first Wolves match I've been able to watch in a motherfucker. woohoooo
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:26 (four years ago)
Sa seems to get kicked in the head more times than any goalie in ages
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:28 (four years ago)
though I suspect he sold that to get away with going outside of the box
should be two PKs on that
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:34 (four years ago)
Alt-Nouri was outright mugged
I've gotten so used to the VAR hand motions by now I practically do them in anticipation
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:36 (four years ago)
yesssssssssssssss Raul
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:38 (four years ago)
OMG SA!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:41 (four years ago)
Newcastle-Watford is the most inept shit, the only entertainment is frm how desperately hard the commentators are willing the ball onto Chris Wood's oversized head
Everton Norwich is finishing 2-2 surely
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:54 (four years ago)
wouldn't pay a bucket of piss to watch Castle-Watford, eesh
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:58 (four years ago)
Arsenal decision a disgrace
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:00 (four years ago)
GOAL! Coady following some of the worst goalkeeping I've seen in a minute by Forster.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:24 (four years ago)
jeeeeeesus christ, what a golazo from Southhampton. can't even hate on that. from quite a distance.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:46 (four years ago)
Ward-Prowse
TRAORE SCORESSSSS! 3-1 behbeh
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:52 (four years ago)
big man tray
― Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:53 (four years ago)
thought he was never gonna open his account this year. and he blew one point blank just minutes before.
hopefully this is the floodgate-opener. but let's be real, he is going elsehwere
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:54 (four years ago)
Traore and Saint-Maximin both on target, big day for Schrodinger's Wingers
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:57 (four years ago)
Play the Tears for Fears, DJ, this one's over
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 16:59 (four years ago)
NLD has been postponed, to Spurs’s objections.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:26 (four years ago)
Seems strange a team that could name a 20-man squad on Thursday can’t name 13 players three days later.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:28 (four years ago)
Oof.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:36 (four years ago)
oh my word
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:38 (four years ago)
Fuck this!!
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:38 (four years ago)
in off the keepers balls
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:39 (four years ago)
a teabag
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:43 (four years ago)
Sanson to blame for both goals iirc
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:04 (four years ago)
Amazing.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:13 (four years ago)
hmm
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:15 (four years ago)
Ramsey putting it on a plate so the new kid can steal the headlines, classy
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:16 (four years ago)
never in doubt
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:17 (four years ago)
Lol the defending for that Villa equalizer
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2022 23:08 (four years ago)
Bruno's body language is great
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2022 23:23 (four years ago)
Oh god I just clocked the Joelinton Christ the Redeemer cardboard cutout
I think I have to go to bed now
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 15 January 2022 23:30 (four years ago)
Rafa out, as expected.
West Ham vs Leeds is great fun. There has barely been a point where West Ham have not dominated but they keep conceding goals. Currently 3-2 Leeds.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 January 2022 15:21 (four years ago)
Current odds (lol):Wayne Rooney - 11/8Duncan Ferguson - 2/1Frank Lampard - 7/1Roberto Martinez - 10/1Slaven Bilic - 10/1Paulo Fonseca - 12/1Nuno Espirito Santo - 16/1
― groovypanda, Sunday, 16 January 2022 17:15 (four years ago)
feel weird typing it but i wouldn't wish this on Rooney
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 January 2022 17:44 (four years ago)
if not graham potter now then when
― imago, Sunday, 16 January 2022 17:53 (four years ago)
also lol at 'wouldn't wish this on Rooney' given his current circs, albeit ones where he has essentially a free swing (and is making a real fist of it)
― imago, Sunday, 16 January 2022 17:54 (four years ago)
Potter won't go near that shitshow. Rooney wont't go yet when he actually seems to be doing good things against the odds, he will secure his Derby legacy then be Everton manager after-next.
Feel weird typing it but I wouldn't wish Lampard on Everton
― Aberdeen Thugs Kiss All Visiting Fans (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:00 (four years ago)
Everton are probably one of my more favoured English sides - partly because they're not Liverpool.
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:27 (four years ago)
Feels like there's a bit of a groundswell of schadenfreude towards Everton lately
I always viewed them as being one of the more likable teams, is it a kind of Icarus tall poppy syndrome thing after they appeared to flirt with the big time for Carlo and James' cup of coffee or whatever, reality stomping them back into the ground like a hapless Coen bros protagonist who attempted to defy the role fate allocated them
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:53 (four years ago)
Digne's Villa career might be shit for all I know, but it seems suboptimal to sell him solely because of a dispute with a manager who leaves less than a week later, as much as their hands were probably already tied when they bought his (?terrible) replacement as soon as the window opened
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:55 (four years ago)
I like Nuno.
I can't recall us ever dismissing a manager during their first season? Even Mike Walker got another few months.
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:58 (four years ago)
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY SELL DIGNE THEN? was my first response to My Brother. Since 89 (obv) we've had no dislike to Everton, it's all one city, as long as they don't finish above Liverpool (95 I'm counting sheep with my dismissive wave) I wanted Rafa to do well, it looked like it might be happening first few games but yeah nah, I still would only give him like 8% of the blame for the current ahfuck
― Aberdeen Thugs Kiss All Visiting Fans (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 16 January 2022 19:10 (four years ago)
Their fans have become a little more notably unfond of/unpleasant towards spurs since they misattributed andre gomes broken leg to son (it was aurier) a few years back and ive just presumed the entire world has been turning against them ever since because sonny is so lovely
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2022 19:18 (four years ago)
There are ominous similiarites to post MO'N Villa, failed punt at the big time, disillusioned chairman who doesn't get it, "pragmatic" appointment of a disliked rival manager, mediocre cheapo signings who flatter to deceive as the rot slowly sets in
Digne might be Fabian Delph in this comparison, somewhat confusingly for Actual 2022 Fabian Delph
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2022 19:25 (four years ago)