Just regaining the use of my eyeballs after gazing at Stephen Warnock's teeth on MOTD2.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 January 2022 23:35 (four years ago)
once this Apprentice suit type contracts manager come up to me with his phone to show me who he'd bumped into at the game last night and it was a selfie of him and Stephen Warnock with two sets of beaming teeth. I just said who is that? is it someone famous?
― calzino, Sunday, 9 January 2022 23:44 (four years ago)
No, it's Stephen Warnock.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 January 2022 23:50 (four years ago)
he's not even got the infamy of being Neil Warnock's son
― calzino, Sunday, 9 January 2022 23:53 (four years ago)
Neil Warnock eats his young tbf
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 00:08 (four years ago)
when he's not making increasingly desperate moves on the club physio's wife he spends his time eating his own bairns. That's the elixir of youth that kept him so vital for four decades in the EFL!
― calzino, Monday, 10 January 2022 00:14 (four years ago)
Soccer Saturnday
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 00:16 (four years ago)
Forest basically giving a hearty approval of knife crime by beating arsenal there. Hope you're happy forest you, you... knife crime... lovers!
― Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 January 2022 00:29 (four years ago)
VAR checking badge
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:06 (four years ago)
àbsolute travesty
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:08 (four years ago)
See y'all next year
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:09 (four years ago)
Never in doubt, reffing setup in england as small c corrupt as any other cabal you could name- cunts
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:10 (four years ago)
Tbf as a spectator I find the game more enjoyable when it stops for 10 minutes while they desperately look for some plausible excuse to give a decision to United.
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:12 (four years ago)
That could be a nasty one for lindelof
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:17 (four years ago)
Utd are the underdogs here lads
Have a heart
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2022 21:18 (four years ago)
Look there was a block and and offside and a handball but we must all play our parts in this farce ok
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:21 (four years ago)
Need to try to take advantage of this five minutes of Oliver trying to maintain plausible deniability
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:22 (four years ago)
That Ramsay lad looks handy
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:23 (four years ago)
Ooof
Thats shaws third yellow card challenge
By weight that's one tbf
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:24 (four years ago)
It's sad that I despise Rashford the footballer now
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2022 21:25 (four years ago)
The thing is when a team like United plays the big boys they're going to get physical and try to disrupt their rhythm, completely legitimate as long as they stay within the laws
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)
Rashford so frustrating all night
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:27 (four years ago)
Look i cant front i have no idea if the quality of passing and movement is genuinely excellent here or is it just that i normally watch tottenham
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:28 (four years ago)
Rashford there
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2022 21:30 (four years ago)
Yeah thats one all now
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:30 (four years ago)
Beautiful touch from Mings
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:32 (four years ago)
Olivers five mins is well up
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:33 (four years ago)
I'm convinced this squad all hate each other
And they're all correct to do so
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2022 21:35 (four years ago)
Red and a pen shurely
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:43 (four years ago)
Cant even pretend my heart is in that tbh
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:44 (four years ago)
haha
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2022 21:44 (four years ago)
Another giant-killing, what a weekend
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:51 (four years ago)
Varane hoofs it away desperately
Commentator, a little cummily "thats how you win world cups"
― pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:53 (four years ago)
even a goal down I fancy Villa to win the second leg
― Number None, Monday, 10 January 2022 21:53 (four years ago)
playing badly and winning - the sign of a great team
― ceci n'est pas une messi (cajunsunday), Monday, 10 January 2022 21:55 (four years ago)
That was kind of a bummer main event. I guess they want to put the heel over in the main to build intrigue for a rematch but Forest-Arsenal should have gone on last if they wanted to send people home actually happy
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 10 January 2022 22:09 (four years ago)
Best part of third round surely the depraved nazi cannibals of bermondsey a) getting beat with goals from two black players after booing the knee again lol b) making clive tyldesley really rattled by how often he had to apologize for obscenities picked up on the mic. Can see ofcom insisting any future live games from the den kick off at 9pm or later.
― Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 January 2022 11:27 (four years ago)
going to begrudgingly accept that evil was defeated, and by Britain's most fearsome ultras too
― imago, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 12:43 (four years ago)
Ndombele to Roma seems strange given how badly he got on with Jose last time.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 14:35 (four years ago)
chris woods £25m. probably an effective signing for newcastle to scrape by in 17th, especially as it weakens burnley, but god knows how much they'll end up on spending on paying out contracts before they're due to end if they do survive.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:23 (four years ago)
I was going to point out the Woods is a solid Champo signing but your points stand
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:27 (four years ago)
Arsenal requesting a postponement with 1 covid case is some shithousery
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 14 January 2022 19:22 (four years ago)
Norwich looking to double their season goal tally at this rate.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:19 (four years ago)
first Wolves match I've been able to watch in a motherfucker. woohoooo
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:26 (four years ago)
Sa seems to get kicked in the head more times than any goalie in ages
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:28 (four years ago)
though I suspect he sold that to get away with going outside of the box
should be two PKs on that
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:34 (four years ago)
Alt-Nouri was outright mugged
I've gotten so used to the VAR hand motions by now I practically do them in anticipation
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:36 (four years ago)
yesssssssssssssss Raul
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 15:38 (four years ago)