Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

I hope Sven Botman fancies the Champo

If I'd done a random Where Are They Now google of Thudd and it turned out he was like 43 and retired 8 years ago I wouldn't have been surprised

But there he is

Get innnn

xp ive just marvelled at his appearance in several other fora/media

Not that he couldnt play in italy (where he wouldve been a legend if hed moved there in his pomp) until 2030 tbh

I've probably watched him play against Villa in the champo six times in the last six years years for all I know but I'm no spring chicken meself

Commentator has just mused on reports of a drone in the ground "you have to ask how they got it in in the first place"

Haha!

Even alan smith, i presume its him i remember it as a voice i hate, just left that one hang a moment

Not just a terrible voice, Smith, but a terrible human being

Anyway ffs close Townsend down there

Spurs current losing to Morecambe and playing without any strikers.

We've cup tied Adama today, not sure how relevant that is to any potential sale

Not sure if it's my mood or inattention but Leeds are weirdly lifeless and on the back foot today

Tottenham Lolspurs

Posing such little goal threat against a side that lost 5-0 to Sunderland the other week that Matt Doherty taking pot shots from thirty yards is the most likely route back into the game.

Eric Morecambe and Des O'Connor are giving your boys a hell of a beating.

2-0 to the Wanderers

Winks has scored accidentally again.

Two goals in two years and both misplaced crosses the keeper didn’t see coming.

Never in doubt…

I'm glad they came through in the end, wouldn't fancy Morecambe in the 4th round!

A review of Liverpool teenagers:
Morton: great again, so self-assured in his passing
Bradley: decent
Dixon-Bonner: one nicely saved shot at goal, pretty quiet otherwise, most of the play was going up the wings, speaking of
Gordon: quite involved, decent goal, but I think he's wasted out wide, put him through the middle, I think he'd score a bundle. Love him generally
Woltman: didn't know him previously, did fuck all, subbed at ht
Frauendorf: didn't know him, didn't show me enough to formulate an opinion
Norris: on for like seconds, did he touch the ball?

(special mention for Curtis Jones, who's knocking on 21 but was the best player on the field obv)

the last time we won the FA cup (lol a 100 years ago) we beat Burnley in the 3rd round so if we get drawn with Brighton & HA next then it's on for a repeat!

Good performance stayed in it and knocked in a few late goals what's the problem ps burn this fucking wasteclub to the ground pls

lol we've got a bye into the 5th round, someone must have been paid off

smashing stuff from forest that

Just regaining the use of my eyeballs after gazing at Stephen Warnock's teeth on MOTD2.

once this Apprentice suit type contracts manager come up to me with his phone to show me who he'd bumped into at the game last night and it was a selfie of him and Stephen Warnock with two sets of beaming teeth. I just said who is that? is it someone famous?

No, it's Stephen Warnock.

he's not even got the infamy of being Neil Warnock's son

Neil Warnock eats his young tbf

when he's not making increasingly desperate moves on the club physio's wife he spends his time eating his own bairns. That's the elixir of youth that kept him so vital for four decades in the EFL!

Soccer Saturnday

Forest basically giving a hearty approval of knife crime by beating arsenal there. Hope you're happy forest you, you... knife crime... lovers!

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àbsolute travesty

See y'all next year

Never in doubt, reffing setup in england as small c corrupt as any other cabal you could name- cunts

Tbf as a spectator I find the game more enjoyable when it stops for 10 minutes while they desperately look for some plausible excuse to give a decision to United.

That could be a nasty one for lindelof

Utd are the underdogs here lads

Have a heart

Look there was a block and and offside and a handball but we must all play our parts in this farce ok

Need to try to take advantage of this five minutes of Oliver trying to maintain plausible deniability

That Ramsay lad looks handy

Ooof

Thats shaws third yellow card challenge

By weight that's one tbf

It's sad that I despise Rashford the footballer now

The thing is when a team like United plays the big boys they're going to get physical and try to disrupt their rhythm, completely legitimate as long as they stay within the laws

Rashford so frustrating all night

Look i cant front i have no idea if the quality of passing and movement is genuinely excellent here or is it just that i normally watch tottenham

Rashford there