I've got 99 vacuums but a Bissell ain't one
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:41 (two years ago) link
"Having an idea for doing something better and making it happen - even though it appears impossible. That's still my dream." James Dyson. Engineer.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:50 (two years ago) link
sharks seem to get good noticesfor years I had my grandma's old oreck what a tank. I agree that bags are actually cleaner but my problem was I would forget to buy bags and then not vacuum because I had no bags
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:51 (two years ago) link
you needed a modern miracle of another kind -- a vacuum bag subscription
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link
HOW COME EVERYONE ISN'T GOING BONKERS OVER LOUIS JAGGER PLAYING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WITH A DYSON VACCUMM???
― sarahell, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link
my mom had one of thesehttps://pictureserver.auctionninja.com/pictureserver/sistersincharge/auction-images/37/63837260_IMG1312.JPG
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link
Removing bookmark
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:11 (two years ago) link
xxp: Electrolux: Mom-tested, jamband-approved
https://miro.medium.com/max/1400/1*DabSucj9QoqiQ4YgMq2WKw.png
― peace, man, Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link
are 15 hour training days normal?― koogs, Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:04 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkdefinitely not!― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:08 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkthe one with Denzel was 2 hours― sarahell, Saturday, January 8, 2022 3:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― koogs, Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:04 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
definitely not!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:08 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
the one with Denzel was 2 hours
― sarahell, Saturday, January 8, 2022 3:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 January 2022 09:51 (two years ago) link
Heh
― pandmac (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 January 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
LOL
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 January 2022 11:11 (two years ago) link
From US politics:
"Hard R district" is kind of a double entendre these days― frogbshar dee hard r― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
― frogbs
har dee hard r
― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link
'har dee r' would have been better
― imago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
'har d r' if we're being even pickier, which we should be
― imago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link
guys, it's a miss
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
https://i.gifer.com/origin/02/02fc4313db56a52ca220b2337fcbf303.gif
― jpg trouble in wallo gina (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
better for punning "hardy har har"?
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link
everyone's a critic
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:07 (two years ago) link
It’s not the consumer’s fault that artists don’t get paid well. It’s not the consumer’s fault that Spotify charges so little. It’s not the consumer’s fault that major labels didn’t negotiate better terms with streamers, nor that they don’t offer better terms to their artists.― sctttnnnt (pgwp)Is that honestly the way you see yourself as a consumer? Helpless?― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open)I don't associate "Helpless" with Spotify anymore.― deep luminous trombone (Eazy)
Is that honestly the way you see yourself as a consumer? Helpless?― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open)
I don't associate "Helpless" with Spotify anymore.― deep luminous trombone (Eazy)
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:34 (two years ago) link
It does not strictly work, therefore I cannot lol
― I know we will continue to be a power couple (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:55 (two years ago) link
it's a neil young hit, you must acquit
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 01:07 (two years ago) link
the quibble and the damage done
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 31 January 2022 01:54 (two years ago) link
"Helpless" would've been a tricky one even back in the Napster days.
― pplains, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:01 (two years ago) link
[Re: Tom Brady]
i want him go go away, but i also might want him to stay and shit on adam schefter constantly
― mookieproof, Saturday, January 29, 2022 10:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
sounds like you're looking for an only fans
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, January 29, 2022 10:40 PM bookmarkflaglink
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:01 (two years ago) link
hahahaha
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:20 (two years ago) link
feed me with your chips (zchyrs)Posted: 16 February 2022 at 21:58:59"I felt a great disturbance in The Vibe, as if millions of tastemakers suddenly cried out in boredom, and were suddenly silenced"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
Has Latvia left NATO and no-one told me?
― Blu Ray Davies (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:51 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
knocked out in the qualifiers
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:54 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
VAR is hell.
― Blu Ray Davies (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:54 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link
As of March 1, GMG Union is officially on strike. We're asking people not to click on—or contribute content to—@Gizmodo, @Jalopnik, @Jezebel, @Kotaku, @Lifehacker, and @TheRoot.Learn more about our fight for a fair contract with @GOMediaInc: https://t.co/xX0476MfI4— GMG Union (@gmgunion) March 1, 2022
Learn more about our fight for a fair contract with @GOMediaInc: https://t.co/xX0476MfI4— GMG Union (@gmgunion) March 1, 2022
― jbn, Tuesday, March 1, 2022 11:40 AM bookmarkflaglink
No prob.
― peace, man, Tuesday, March 1, 2022 11:48 AM bookmarkflaglink
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link
time for a new thread ?
― conrad, Thursday, 3 March 2022 12:55 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
"time for new threads" - MPs collecting their forced payrise
― nashwan, Thursday, 3 March 2022 13:19 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Time for new Threads (TV Movie, 1984).
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 March 2022 13:31 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2022 00:33 (two years ago) link
*Reading about nuclear war in my newspaper 12 hours after it started over my morning coffee and bowl of Cornflakes*
Sounds bad..
― xyzzzz__, Friday, March 4, 2022 3:04 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Snap, crackle and pop indeed.
― Resident Papist (Tom D.), Friday, March 4, 2022 3:07 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
they're after me nuclear arms
― rob, Friday, March 4, 2022 3:09 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
muesli assured destruction
― wins, Friday, March 4, 2022 3:12 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
sure but it's tricky to treat sitcom characters this way
― frogbs, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 18:28 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
no it isnt, its fake and we can literaly make shit up
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 18:59 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Ste, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:34 (two years ago) link
I dunno I have this weird habit of thinking other people exist
― Nordle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, March 13, 2022 9:35 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I don't have this problem
Every time there's an ILX beef I look in like "why are my Sims fighting"
― flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, March 13, 2022 9:40 AM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Sunday, 13 March 2022 14:24 (two years ago) link
I went to tbe Laurie Anderson exhibit
Today I learned that the original Adina Howard version of “Freak Like Me” has an uncensored version where she uses an expletive instead of saying “I need a roughneck brother that can satisfy me.” And I learned this in about the most embarrassing way possible. Thanks a lot, Alexa!
Kidz Bop has gone too far
― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, March 17, 2022 4:15 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Ignore stray first line
― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, March 17, 2022 4:22 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
o supermano freak like meo ruffneck person that can satisfy me just for me
― celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Thursday, March 17, 2022 5:13 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 March 2022 22:34 (two years ago) link
Excellent
― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 17 March 2022 22:38 (two years ago) link
the arguable climax of "drive my car" is entirely in sign language, just give the dang oscar to "drive my car"!
― na (NA), Monday, March 28, 2022 9:36 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
ppl who know sign language have legitimate complaints about drive my car
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, March 28, 2022 9:37 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh, what are they?
― na (NA), Monday, March 28, 2022 9:53 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's 3 hours long, it's slow, no superheroes...
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Monday, March 28, 2022 10:13 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― symsymsym, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 01:46 (two years ago) link
This woman was brought to tears over the mere sight of Elon Musk. Psychotic. pic.twitter.com/WqMMbVHEGx— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) April 8, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, April 8, 2022 2:10 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's the fifth Beatle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, April 8, 2022 2:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
more like the filth butthole
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Friday, April 8, 2022 5:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 8 April 2022 22:55 (two years ago) link
The whole quote is funny:
I don't have a project. I have nothing at Cannes. It's unfortunate. It got built up that people thought, "Oh, that'd be nice." But there is something new, but it's not mine. I don't know whose it is. They say there's something new at Cannes, and they don't say whose it is, and some people thought it was my film, but it's not. So we'll wait and see, and see whose it is.
― gop on ya gingrich (wins), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 5:26 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Someone pointed out to me that it's all too easy to read that in Trump voice.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 9:24 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
ha
― Ste, Wednesday, April 13, 2022 10:51 AM (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
So much Palme d’Or winning
― Alba, Wednesday, April 13, 2022 10:56 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
True of lynch quotes in general
― gop on ya gingrich (wins), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 11:06 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
"A lot of people are asking me, 'whats going on behind Winkies?' They're saying 'we dont wanna go to Winkies, we're scared of Winkies, we had a dream about Winkies'. We're gonna get in there and we're gonna figure out whats back there, is it a man or a woman or a monster or whatever it is and get it out of there and we'll all have a beautiful time at Winkies again."
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 11:41 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link
From WIZARD OF OZ AND PINK FLOYD
Fools. The REAL payoff is synchronizing George Cukor's A Star Is Born and Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks.― birdistheword, Friday, June 10, 2022 10:26 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglinkUsed to be a place in town that would screen Nosferatu to Kid A... apparently lots of cool sync moments...― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, June 10, 2022 11:26 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglinkIf you put on Achilles Last Stand when they enter the corridor to the Wizard’s chamber― calstars, Friday, June 10, 2022 11:48 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglinkhardcore ppl sync Annie with Queensyche’s Operation Mindcrime― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 10, 2022 11:51 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglinkyes, yes, i know, the wizard of oz stars judy garland and dark side of the moon has a rainbow on the cover. like don't get me wrong pink floyd rules and all but dark side of the moon isn't even _that_ queer. have you tried maybe, like, an ethel cain album or something?― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, June 11, 2022 12:26 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― birdistheword, Friday, June 10, 2022 10:26 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Used to be a place in town that would screen Nosferatu to Kid A... apparently lots of cool sync moments...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, June 10, 2022 11:26 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
If you put on Achilles Last Stand when they enter the corridor to the Wizard’s chamber
― calstars, Friday, June 10, 2022 11:48 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
hardcore ppl sync Annie with Queensyche’s Operation Mindcrime
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 10, 2022 11:51 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
yes, yes, i know, the wizard of oz stars judy garland and dark side of the moon has a rainbow on the cover. like don't get me wrong pink floyd rules and all but dark side of the moon isn't even _that_ queer. have you tried maybe, like, an ethel cain album or something?
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, June 11, 2022 12:26 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Wednesday, 15 June 2022 12:34 (one year ago) link
I wonder if he is going to try to retroactively declare Mar- a - Lago as a presidential library and claim anyone could have made an appointment to see the “nuclear”.― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Friday, August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkopening a library in Florida is also a felony though― rob, Friday, August 12, 2022 10:59 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Friday, August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
opening a library in Florida is also a felony though
― rob, Friday, August 12, 2022 10:59 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The real nazis are the friends we made along the way. (cat), Friday, 12 August 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
howled at that one
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 August 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
feel like Trump's passports getting seized is a pretty big deal― frogbs, Monday, August 15, 2022 8:20 PM (yesterday)to say nothing of his apes― nashwan, Monday, August 15, 2022 8:25 PM (yesterday)
― frogbs, Monday, August 15, 2022 8:20 PM (yesterday)
to say nothing of his apes
― nashwan, Monday, August 15, 2022 8:25 PM (yesterday)
― Sonned by a comedy podcast after a dairy network beef (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 16 August 2022 11:29 (one year ago) link
One of them is 100% straight up conservative, one claims to be liberal and seems to be on some issues but really haaaates masks and the third is just a weirdo who comments on everything and I can't figure out their actual position on anything at all.― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, October 3, 2022 12:09 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink"Tonight on Crossfire"― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:09 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, October 3, 2022 12:09 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
"Tonight on Crossfire"
― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:09 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link
I’m not a fan of Bukowski’s misogyny but like many other awful people I find a lot of his work compelling.― omar little, Thursday, October 20, 2022 10:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkYou're probably not that awful, omar.― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, October 20, 2022 11:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― omar little, Thursday, October 20, 2022 10:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
You're probably not that awful, omar.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, October 20, 2022 11:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 21 October 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link
aww
― Mark G, Friday, 21 October 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link
lol
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 October 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link
president richard nixon's head gets stuff done, dammit― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:26 AM (eighteen minutes ago)gross― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:26 AM (eighteen minutes ago)
gross― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:26 AM (eighteen minutes ago)
― ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link
Topical humor:
I was previously unfamiliar with the term "standup" in this context, and thought you were talking about a comedian doing a routine on a stage while sacked employees carried their boxes out.― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, November 6, 2022 What is the deal with layoffs?― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)Better to be laid off by Elon than laid on by him, amirite? *rimshot*― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra)I'll be here all week folks! oh hang on― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, November 6, 2022
What is the deal with layoffs?
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)
Better to be laid off by Elon than laid on by him, amirite? *rimshot*
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra)
I'll be here all week folks! oh hang on
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 6 November 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link
It's overhttps://amandapalmer.net/posts/a-joint-statement-from-me-and-neil/― zeuhl's forgotten man (Matt #2), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:22 AMif they couldn't make it work, who could?― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:26 AMdid they ever try to monetize couples therapy?― sarahell, Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:49 AMI assumed this happened already, didn’t they literally stop living in the same country― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:49 AMlmao― buzza, Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:52 AMI guess they just grifted apart― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Sunday, November 6, 2022 2:09 AM
https://amandapalmer.net/posts/a-joint-statement-from-me-and-neil/
― zeuhl's forgotten man (Matt #2), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:22 AM
if they couldn't make it work, who could?
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:26 AM
did they ever try to monetize couples therapy?
― sarahell, Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:49 AM
I assumed this happened already, didn’t they literally stop living in the same country
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:49 AM
lmao
― buzza, Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:52 AM
I guess they just grifted apart
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Sunday, November 6, 2022 2:09 AM
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 6 November 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link
That was great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link