what in the hell is going on in here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
xp you suck
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
haha I don't know honestly
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link
you're hosting a Christmas dinner. a guest thoughtfully brings some corn for popping, but forgets about it before taking a seat. the loose kernels spill out of his pants pocket onto the floor. and here, in front of your Christmas dinner guests, you still find a Shark to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand? You've got the red turtleneck with embroidered mistletoe on the fold, but the vacuum is lacking sir.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link
no thats fair tbh but youre pitching an extremely specific circumstance that i feel doesnt justify the premium
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
i gotta say i think the shark would be perfectly able for any amount of popcorn kernels
youre gonna need a bigger gloat
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:00 (two years ago) link
just a small bowl of floor popcorn, Servant. thank you, how delicious
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:01 (two years ago) link
and boom! we're back to the lols!
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:05 (two years ago) link
the corn for popping on your floor isn't the point. a fucking black & decker could suck up that soft sawdust shit. this is a question of form not function. the dinner guests. the knockoff vacuum. you are fucked as soon as you get up to head for the closet door, and you know it. "leave it," you say. "just leave it. it's like a Christmas Texas Roadhouse, but where the peanut shells are loose kernels, innit?" but the guests aren't buying it. you'd better produce a Dyson before the "Rattlesnake Bites" tray is passed or the night's ruined.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:14 (two years ago) link
The problem with Shark vacuums is that they need to keep moving or else they die
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:16 (two years ago) link
I've been laughing a lot today at this thread tbh.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:17 (two years ago) link
we were treating the thread like a FOLDER of actually funny posts. now we are having a CONVERSATION about vacuum cleaners.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:25 (two years ago) link
I keep my shark tm vacuum cleaner out in the middle of the room the better to demonstrate how i eschew the 2018 brandchasing desperation of the d*son shills
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link
I've got 99 vacuums but a Bissell ain't one
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:41 (two years ago) link
"Having an idea for doing something better and making it happen - even though it appears impossible. That's still my dream." James Dyson. Engineer.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:50 (two years ago) link
sharks seem to get good noticesfor years I had my grandma's old oreck what a tank. I agree that bags are actually cleaner but my problem was I would forget to buy bags and then not vacuum because I had no bags
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:51 (two years ago) link
you needed a modern miracle of another kind -- a vacuum bag subscription
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link
HOW COME EVERYONE ISN'T GOING BONKERS OVER LOUIS JAGGER PLAYING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WITH A DYSON VACCUMM???
― sarahell, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link
my mom had one of thesehttps://pictureserver.auctionninja.com/pictureserver/sistersincharge/auction-images/37/63837260_IMG1312.JPG
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link
Removing bookmark
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:11 (two years ago) link
xxp: Electrolux: Mom-tested, jamband-approved
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― peace, man, Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link
are 15 hour training days normal?― koogs, Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:04 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkdefinitely not!― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:08 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkthe one with Denzel was 2 hours― sarahell, Saturday, January 8, 2022 3:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― koogs, Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:04 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
definitely not!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:08 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
the one with Denzel was 2 hours
― sarahell, Saturday, January 8, 2022 3:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 January 2022 09:51 (two years ago) link
Heh
― pandmac (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 January 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
LOL
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 January 2022 11:11 (two years ago) link
From US politics:
"Hard R district" is kind of a double entendre these days― frogbshar dee hard r― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
― frogbs
har dee hard r
― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link
'har dee r' would have been better
― imago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
'har d r' if we're being even pickier, which we should be
― imago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link
guys, it's a miss
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
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― jpg trouble in wallo gina (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
better for punning "hardy har har"?
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link
everyone's a critic
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:07 (two years ago) link
It’s not the consumer’s fault that artists don’t get paid well. It’s not the consumer’s fault that Spotify charges so little. It’s not the consumer’s fault that major labels didn’t negotiate better terms with streamers, nor that they don’t offer better terms to their artists.― sctttnnnt (pgwp)Is that honestly the way you see yourself as a consumer? Helpless?― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open)I don't associate "Helpless" with Spotify anymore.― deep luminous trombone (Eazy)
Is that honestly the way you see yourself as a consumer? Helpless?― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open)
I don't associate "Helpless" with Spotify anymore.― deep luminous trombone (Eazy)
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:34 (two years ago) link
It does not strictly work, therefore I cannot lol
― I know we will continue to be a power couple (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:55 (two years ago) link
it's a neil young hit, you must acquit
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 01:07 (two years ago) link
the quibble and the damage done
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 31 January 2022 01:54 (two years ago) link
"Helpless" would've been a tricky one even back in the Napster days.
― pplains, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:01 (two years ago) link
[Re: Tom Brady]
i want him go go away, but i also might want him to stay and shit on adam schefter constantly
― mookieproof, Saturday, January 29, 2022 10:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
sounds like you're looking for an only fans
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, January 29, 2022 10:40 PM bookmarkflaglink
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:01 (two years ago) link
hahahaha
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:20 (two years ago) link
feed me with your chips (zchyrs)Posted: 16 February 2022 at 21:58:59"I felt a great disturbance in The Vibe, as if millions of tastemakers suddenly cried out in boredom, and were suddenly silenced"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
Has Latvia left NATO and no-one told me?
― Blu Ray Davies (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:51 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
knocked out in the qualifiers
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:54 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
VAR is hell.
― Blu Ray Davies (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:54 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link
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― jbn, Tuesday, March 1, 2022 11:40 AM bookmarkflaglink
No prob.
― peace, man, Tuesday, March 1, 2022 11:48 AM bookmarkflaglink
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link
time for a new thread ?
― conrad, Thursday, 3 March 2022 12:55 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
"time for new threads" - MPs collecting their forced payrise
― nashwan, Thursday, 3 March 2022 13:19 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Time for new Threads (TV Movie, 1984).
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 March 2022 13:31 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2022 00:33 (two years ago) link
*Reading about nuclear war in my newspaper 12 hours after it started over my morning coffee and bowl of Cornflakes*
Sounds bad..
― xyzzzz__, Friday, March 4, 2022 3:04 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Snap, crackle and pop indeed.
― Resident Papist (Tom D.), Friday, March 4, 2022 3:07 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
they're after me nuclear arms
― rob, Friday, March 4, 2022 3:09 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
muesli assured destruction
― wins, Friday, March 4, 2022 3:12 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
sure but it's tricky to treat sitcom characters this way
― frogbs, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 18:28 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
no it isnt, its fake and we can literaly make shit up
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 18:59 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Ste, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:34 (two years ago) link
I dunno I have this weird habit of thinking other people exist
― Nordle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, March 13, 2022 9:35 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I don't have this problem
Every time there's an ILX beef I look in like "why are my Sims fighting"
― flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, March 13, 2022 9:40 AM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Sunday, 13 March 2022 14:24 (two years ago) link
I went to tbe Laurie Anderson exhibit
Today I learned that the original Adina Howard version of “Freak Like Me” has an uncensored version where she uses an expletive instead of saying “I need a roughneck brother that can satisfy me.” And I learned this in about the most embarrassing way possible. Thanks a lot, Alexa!
Kidz Bop has gone too far
― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, March 17, 2022 4:15 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Ignore stray first line
― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, March 17, 2022 4:22 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
o supermano freak like meo ruffneck person that can satisfy me just for me
― celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Thursday, March 17, 2022 5:13 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 March 2022 22:34 (two years ago) link
Excellent
― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 17 March 2022 22:38 (two years ago) link
the arguable climax of "drive my car" is entirely in sign language, just give the dang oscar to "drive my car"!
― na (NA), Monday, March 28, 2022 9:36 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
ppl who know sign language have legitimate complaints about drive my car
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, March 28, 2022 9:37 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh, what are they?
― na (NA), Monday, March 28, 2022 9:53 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's 3 hours long, it's slow, no superheroes...
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Monday, March 28, 2022 10:13 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― symsymsym, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 01:46 (two years ago) link
This woman was brought to tears over the mere sight of Elon Musk. Psychotic. pic.twitter.com/WqMMbVHEGx— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) April 8, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, April 8, 2022 2:10 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's the fifth Beatle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, April 8, 2022 2:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
more like the filth butthole
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Friday, April 8, 2022 5:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 8 April 2022 22:55 (two years ago) link