but understand ilx not liking it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:30 (two years ago) link
i like my dyson vacuum but as a person who struggles to do even less disgusting small tasks i cannot express how hard it is to make myself empty that thing. my next one will definitely have a bag.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
i do like how a dyson ships with a turtleneck in the box that you can wear while showing it to your dinner guests
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:37 (two years ago) link
I've seen some weird strawmen in my day but the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast is up there
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:39 (two years ago) link
Dysons are so expensive it's kind of ridiculous gotta get them on a good sale
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
was there an origin point for the Dyson discourse (on ilx)?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:54 (two years ago) link
xp that is exactly what the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast says to the guests, though
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:55 (two years ago) link
join the dots rob, join the dots
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link
as for hoovers I swear by Henry and his big smiley face
my ratio of posting to understanding is abysmal today
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 22:00 (two years ago) link
I don't think I've ever worn a turtleneck actually
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:28 (two years ago) link
no wait when I was a little kid mom made me wear one to church with this little blazer
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:30 (two years ago) link
and the dyson is your god now
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:37 (two years ago) link
Shark has proven for me to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link
to my fellow Dyson owners in the VIP remember they hate us cuz they ain't us no cap 💰💰💰💰
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:48 (two years ago) link
what in the hell is going on in here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
xp you suck
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
haha I don't know honestly
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link
you're hosting a Christmas dinner. a guest thoughtfully brings some corn for popping, but forgets about it before taking a seat. the loose kernels spill out of his pants pocket onto the floor. and here, in front of your Christmas dinner guests, you still find a Shark to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand? You've got the red turtleneck with embroidered mistletoe on the fold, but the vacuum is lacking sir.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link
no thats fair tbh but youre pitching an extremely specific circumstance that i feel doesnt justify the premium
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
i gotta say i think the shark would be perfectly able for any amount of popcorn kernels
youre gonna need a bigger gloat
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:00 (two years ago) link
just a small bowl of floor popcorn, Servant. thank you, how delicious
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:01 (two years ago) link
and boom! we're back to the lols!
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:05 (two years ago) link
the corn for popping on your floor isn't the point. a fucking black & decker could suck up that soft sawdust shit. this is a question of form not function. the dinner guests. the knockoff vacuum. you are fucked as soon as you get up to head for the closet door, and you know it. "leave it," you say. "just leave it. it's like a Christmas Texas Roadhouse, but where the peanut shells are loose kernels, innit?" but the guests aren't buying it. you'd better produce a Dyson before the "Rattlesnake Bites" tray is passed or the night's ruined.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:14 (two years ago) link
The problem with Shark vacuums is that they need to keep moving or else they die
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:16 (two years ago) link
I've been laughing a lot today at this thread tbh.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:17 (two years ago) link
we were treating the thread like a FOLDER of actually funny posts. now we are having a CONVERSATION about vacuum cleaners.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:25 (two years ago) link
I keep my shark tm vacuum cleaner out in the middle of the room the better to demonstrate how i eschew the 2018 brandchasing desperation of the d*son shills
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link
I've got 99 vacuums but a Bissell ain't one
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:41 (two years ago) link
"Having an idea for doing something better and making it happen - even though it appears impossible. That's still my dream." James Dyson. Engineer.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:50 (two years ago) link
sharks seem to get good noticesfor years I had my grandma's old oreck what a tank. I agree that bags are actually cleaner but my problem was I would forget to buy bags and then not vacuum because I had no bags
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:51 (two years ago) link
you needed a modern miracle of another kind -- a vacuum bag subscription
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link
HOW COME EVERYONE ISN'T GOING BONKERS OVER LOUIS JAGGER PLAYING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WITH A DYSON VACCUMM???
― sarahell, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link
my mom had one of thesehttps://pictureserver.auctionninja.com/pictureserver/sistersincharge/auction-images/37/63837260_IMG1312.JPG
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link
Removing bookmark
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:11 (two years ago) link
xxp: Electrolux: Mom-tested, jamband-approved
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― peace, man, Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link
are 15 hour training days normal?― koogs, Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:04 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkdefinitely not!― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:08 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkthe one with Denzel was 2 hours― sarahell, Saturday, January 8, 2022 3:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― koogs, Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:04 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
definitely not!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, January 8, 2022 2:08 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
the one with Denzel was 2 hours
― sarahell, Saturday, January 8, 2022 3:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 January 2022 09:51 (two years ago) link
Heh
― pandmac (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 January 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
LOL
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 January 2022 11:11 (two years ago) link
From US politics:
"Hard R district" is kind of a double entendre these days― frogbshar dee hard r― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
― frogbs
har dee hard r
― reggae mike love (polyphonic)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link
'har dee r' would have been better
― imago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
'har d r' if we're being even pickier, which we should be
― imago, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link
guys, it's a miss
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
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― jpg trouble in wallo gina (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
better for punning "hardy har har"?
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link
everyone's a critic
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 20:07 (two years ago) link
It’s not the consumer’s fault that artists don’t get paid well. It’s not the consumer’s fault that Spotify charges so little. It’s not the consumer’s fault that major labels didn’t negotiate better terms with streamers, nor that they don’t offer better terms to their artists.― sctttnnnt (pgwp)Is that honestly the way you see yourself as a consumer? Helpless?― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open)I don't associate "Helpless" with Spotify anymore.― deep luminous trombone (Eazy)
Is that honestly the way you see yourself as a consumer? Helpless?― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open)
I don't associate "Helpless" with Spotify anymore.― deep luminous trombone (Eazy)
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:34 (two years ago) link
It does not strictly work, therefore I cannot lol
― I know we will continue to be a power couple (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:55 (two years ago) link
it's a neil young hit, you must acquit
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2022 01:07 (two years ago) link