I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

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Alright well buying open-box water filters off ebay might be the limit to my anti-amazon feelings, I also don't avoid every website that uses AWS

rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 17:42 (four years ago)

you're into some fancy boutiques

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:46 (four years ago)

ok

I plead guilty to having a porch and living in a safe neighborhood - but I don't really masturbate thinking about any delivery people, that was a joek, hope that clears things up

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:23 (four years ago)

let's get back to joeks plz

sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:27 (four years ago)

but i want to talk about masturbating to amazon delivery workers more. what is it about them that would turn a person on, i wonder.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:31 (four years ago)

most of them tend to be young?

sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:32 (four years ago)

there's a tuomas joke I'm not going to make

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:33 (four years ago)

well now you've made us think of it so you essentially did :)

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:34 (four years ago)

a dude i know had a song about 20 years ago about wanting to have sex with the Fed Ex Lady. there might be a youtube video

sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:35 (four years ago)

https://briankenneyfresno.bandcamp.com/track/fedexy

sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:36 (four years ago)

Perhaps it's something to do with novelty, like, "I don't go anywhere or do anything or see anyone (except the people I see all the goddamn time) and no one visits except sometimes there's a mysterious stranger who delivers the toner cartridges and boxed risotto and paper towels and cat litter"?

Joek thoroughly dead from overexplanation now

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:38 (four years ago)

god the 00s was a bad decade

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:40 (four years ago)

when did you start posting here?

rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:46 (four years ago)

well qed

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:47 (four years ago)

i don't have bandcamps of songs about the fedex woman though, just a solo queen cover

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:49 (four years ago)

can we poll-guess which song you did?

rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:50 (four years ago)

there have been numerous cryptic allusions to the cover and more specifically its instrumentation in the last hour on ilx

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:55 (four years ago)

i am fated to 'play along'

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:56 (four years ago)

further evidence I am in all the wrong threads today

rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 20:19 (four years ago)

@sarahell - bit of a theme for BKF! Didn't he also have a song called Sexy Mail Lady?

DJI, Friday, 7 January 2022 20:36 (four years ago)

sexy pizza lady

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:42 (four years ago)

which reminds me, i need to find and bookmark that post. does anyone have a link?

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:43 (four years ago)

apparently Dyson isn't a publicly traded company in the US -- I wanted to invest but no.

sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:04 (four years ago)

Dyson and Bose both move air around and charge too much for it because of shit ~Sharper Image-level design~

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:13 (four years ago)

I feel like Dyson is the Apple of HVAC

sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:16 (four years ago)

Not overly impressed with the Dysons I've had.
Also I much prefer changing a vacuum bag than fishing out crud from the bagless innards.

kinder, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:24 (four years ago)

Dyson no. Miele yes.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)

Yup!

kinder, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)

I am a proponent of using a Ridgid shop vac in all applications

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:29 (four years ago)

I've had good luck with my Dyson

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:29 (four years ago)

but understand ilx not liking it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:30 (four years ago)

i like my dyson vacuum but as a person who struggles to do even less disgusting small tasks i cannot express how hard it is to make myself empty that thing. my next one will definitely have a bag.

towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:35 (four years ago)

i do like how a dyson ships with a turtleneck in the box that you can wear while showing it to your dinner guests

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:37 (four years ago)

I've seen some weird strawmen in my day but the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast is up there

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:39 (four years ago)

Dysons are so expensive it's kind of ridiculous gotta get them on a good sale

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:41 (four years ago)

was there an origin point for the Dyson discourse (on ilx)?

rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:54 (four years ago)

xp that is exactly what the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast says to the guests, though

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:55 (four years ago)

join the dots rob, join the dots

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:56 (four years ago)

as for hoovers I swear by Henry and his big smiley face

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:56 (four years ago)

my ratio of posting to understanding is abysmal today

rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 22:00 (four years ago)

I don't think I've ever worn a turtleneck actually

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:28 (four years ago)

no wait when I was a little kid mom made me wear one to church with this little blazer

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:30 (four years ago)

and the dyson is your god now

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:37 (four years ago)

Shark has proven for me to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand

pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:40 (four years ago)

to my fellow Dyson owners in the VIP remember they hate us cuz they ain't us no cap 💰💰💰💰

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:48 (four years ago)

what in the hell is going on in here

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (four years ago)

xp you suck

pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (four years ago)

haha I don't know honestly

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:51 (four years ago)

you're hosting a Christmas dinner. a guest thoughtfully brings some corn for popping, but forgets about it before taking a seat. the loose kernels spill out of his pants pocket onto the floor. and here, in front of your Christmas dinner guests, you still find a Shark to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand? You've got the red turtleneck with embroidered mistletoe on the fold, but the vacuum is lacking sir.

Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:54 (four years ago)

no thats fair tbh but youre pitching an extremely specific circumstance that i feel doesnt justify the premium

pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:59 (four years ago)


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