Alright well buying open-box water filters off ebay might be the limit to my anti-amazon feelings, I also don't avoid every website that uses AWS
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 17:42 (four years ago)
you're into some fancy boutiques
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:46 (four years ago)
ok
I plead guilty to having a porch and living in a safe neighborhood - but I don't really masturbate thinking about any delivery people, that was a joek, hope that clears things up
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:23 (four years ago)
let's get back to joeks plz
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:27 (four years ago)
but i want to talk about masturbating to amazon delivery workers more. what is it about them that would turn a person on, i wonder.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:31 (four years ago)
most of them tend to be young?
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:32 (four years ago)
there's a tuomas joke I'm not going to make
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:33 (four years ago)
well now you've made us think of it so you essentially did :)
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:34 (four years ago)
a dude i know had a song about 20 years ago about wanting to have sex with the Fed Ex Lady. there might be a youtube video
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:35 (four years ago)
https://briankenneyfresno.bandcamp.com/track/fedexy
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:36 (four years ago)
Perhaps it's something to do with novelty, like, "I don't go anywhere or do anything or see anyone (except the people I see all the goddamn time) and no one visits except sometimes there's a mysterious stranger who delivers the toner cartridges and boxed risotto and paper towels and cat litter"?
Joek thoroughly dead from overexplanation now
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:38 (four years ago)
god the 00s was a bad decade
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:40 (four years ago)
when did you start posting here?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:46 (four years ago)
well qed
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:47 (four years ago)
i don't have bandcamps of songs about the fedex woman though, just a solo queen cover
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:49 (four years ago)
can we poll-guess which song you did?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:50 (four years ago)
there have been numerous cryptic allusions to the cover and more specifically its instrumentation in the last hour on ilx
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:55 (four years ago)
i am fated to 'play along'
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:56 (four years ago)
further evidence I am in all the wrong threads today
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 20:19 (four years ago)
@sarahell - bit of a theme for BKF! Didn't he also have a song called Sexy Mail Lady?
― DJI, Friday, 7 January 2022 20:36 (four years ago)
sexy pizza lady
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:42 (four years ago)
which reminds me, i need to find and bookmark that post. does anyone have a link?
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:43 (four years ago)
apparently Dyson isn't a publicly traded company in the US -- I wanted to invest but no.
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:04 (four years ago)
Dyson and Bose both move air around and charge too much for it because of shit ~Sharper Image-level design~
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:13 (four years ago)
I feel like Dyson is the Apple of HVAC
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:16 (four years ago)
Not overly impressed with the Dysons I've had.Also I much prefer changing a vacuum bag than fishing out crud from the bagless innards.
― kinder, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:24 (four years ago)
Dyson no. Miele yes.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)
Yup!
― kinder, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)
I am a proponent of using a Ridgid shop vac in all applications
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:29 (four years ago)
I've had good luck with my Dyson
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:29 (four years ago)
but understand ilx not liking it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:30 (four years ago)
i like my dyson vacuum but as a person who struggles to do even less disgusting small tasks i cannot express how hard it is to make myself empty that thing. my next one will definitely have a bag.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:35 (four years ago)
i do like how a dyson ships with a turtleneck in the box that you can wear while showing it to your dinner guests
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:37 (four years ago)
I've seen some weird strawmen in my day but the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast is up there
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:39 (four years ago)
Dysons are so expensive it's kind of ridiculous gotta get them on a good sale
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:41 (four years ago)
was there an origin point for the Dyson discourse (on ilx)?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:54 (four years ago)
xp that is exactly what the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast says to the guests, though
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:55 (four years ago)
join the dots rob, join the dots
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:56 (four years ago)
as for hoovers I swear by Henry and his big smiley face
my ratio of posting to understanding is abysmal today
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 22:00 (four years ago)
I don't think I've ever worn a turtleneck actually
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:28 (four years ago)
no wait when I was a little kid mom made me wear one to church with this little blazer
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:30 (four years ago)
and the dyson is your god now
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:37 (four years ago)
Shark has proven for me to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:40 (four years ago)
to my fellow Dyson owners in the VIP remember they hate us cuz they ain't us no cap 💰💰💰💰
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:48 (four years ago)
what in the hell is going on in here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
xp you suck
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
haha I don't know honestly
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:51 (four years ago)
you're hosting a Christmas dinner. a guest thoughtfully brings some corn for popping, but forgets about it before taking a seat. the loose kernels spill out of his pants pocket onto the floor. and here, in front of your Christmas dinner guests, you still find a Shark to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand? You've got the red turtleneck with embroidered mistletoe on the fold, but the vacuum is lacking sir.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:54 (four years ago)
no thats fair tbh but youre pitching an extremely specific circumstance that i feel doesnt justify the premium
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:59 (four years ago)