ah cmon those filters are all over the place
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:30 (four years ago)
the boutiquiest thing might be ebay.ca and filter results Canada Only. some fellow patriots have some open box ones they could send by Canada Post. failing local kijiji (a subsidiary of eBay) business of course
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:32 (four years ago)
Alright well buying open-box water filters off ebay might be the limit to my anti-amazon feelings, I also don't avoid every website that uses AWS
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 17:42 (four years ago)
you're into some fancy boutiques
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:46 (four years ago)
ok
I plead guilty to having a porch and living in a safe neighborhood - but I don't really masturbate thinking about any delivery people, that was a joek, hope that clears things up
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:23 (four years ago)
let's get back to joeks plz
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:27 (four years ago)
but i want to talk about masturbating to amazon delivery workers more. what is it about them that would turn a person on, i wonder.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:31 (four years ago)
most of them tend to be young?
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:32 (four years ago)
there's a tuomas joke I'm not going to make
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:33 (four years ago)
well now you've made us think of it so you essentially did :)
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:34 (four years ago)
a dude i know had a song about 20 years ago about wanting to have sex with the Fed Ex Lady. there might be a youtube video
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:35 (four years ago)
https://briankenneyfresno.bandcamp.com/track/fedexy
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:36 (four years ago)
Perhaps it's something to do with novelty, like, "I don't go anywhere or do anything or see anyone (except the people I see all the goddamn time) and no one visits except sometimes there's a mysterious stranger who delivers the toner cartridges and boxed risotto and paper towels and cat litter"?
Joek thoroughly dead from overexplanation now
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:38 (four years ago)
god the 00s was a bad decade
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:40 (four years ago)
when did you start posting here?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:46 (four years ago)
well qed
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:47 (four years ago)
i don't have bandcamps of songs about the fedex woman though, just a solo queen cover
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:49 (four years ago)
can we poll-guess which song you did?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:50 (four years ago)
there have been numerous cryptic allusions to the cover and more specifically its instrumentation in the last hour on ilx
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:55 (four years ago)
i am fated to 'play along'
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:56 (four years ago)
further evidence I am in all the wrong threads today
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 20:19 (four years ago)
@sarahell - bit of a theme for BKF! Didn't he also have a song called Sexy Mail Lady?
― DJI, Friday, 7 January 2022 20:36 (four years ago)
sexy pizza lady
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:42 (four years ago)
which reminds me, i need to find and bookmark that post. does anyone have a link?
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:43 (four years ago)
apparently Dyson isn't a publicly traded company in the US -- I wanted to invest but no.
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:04 (four years ago)
Dyson and Bose both move air around and charge too much for it because of shit ~Sharper Image-level design~
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:13 (four years ago)
I feel like Dyson is the Apple of HVAC
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:16 (four years ago)
Not overly impressed with the Dysons I've had.Also I much prefer changing a vacuum bag than fishing out crud from the bagless innards.
― kinder, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:24 (four years ago)
Dyson no. Miele yes.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)
Yup!
― kinder, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:26 (four years ago)
I am a proponent of using a Ridgid shop vac in all applications
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:29 (four years ago)
I've had good luck with my Dyson
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:29 (four years ago)
but understand ilx not liking it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:30 (four years ago)
i like my dyson vacuum but as a person who struggles to do even less disgusting small tasks i cannot express how hard it is to make myself empty that thing. my next one will definitely have a bag.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:35 (four years ago)
i do like how a dyson ships with a turtleneck in the box that you can wear while showing it to your dinner guests
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:37 (four years ago)
I've seen some weird strawmen in my day but the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast is up there
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:39 (four years ago)
Dysons are so expensive it's kind of ridiculous gotta get them on a good sale
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:41 (four years ago)
was there an origin point for the Dyson discourse (on ilx)?
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:54 (four years ago)
xp that is exactly what the turtlenecked vacuum dinner party enthusiast says to the guests, though
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:55 (four years ago)
join the dots rob, join the dots
― imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:56 (four years ago)
as for hoovers I swear by Henry and his big smiley face
my ratio of posting to understanding is abysmal today
― rob, Friday, 7 January 2022 22:00 (four years ago)
I don't think I've ever worn a turtleneck actually
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:28 (four years ago)
no wait when I was a little kid mom made me wear one to church with this little blazer
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:30 (four years ago)
and the dyson is your god now
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:37 (four years ago)
Shark has proven for me to be an acceptable dyson knockoff brand
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:40 (four years ago)
to my fellow Dyson owners in the VIP remember they hate us cuz they ain't us no cap 💰💰💰💰
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:48 (four years ago)
what in the hell is going on in here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
xp you suck
― pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
haha I don't know honestly
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:51 (four years ago)