"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

In fairness he's clearly battling a 2-flag erection in that clip, who among us can throw stones there?

🐦[hahahahahaha what the fuck is this pic.twitter.com/O54z5dtoHd🕸
— Marl Karx (@BareLeft) January 4, 2022🕸]🐦

Magnificent.

Didn't one of her civil servants tell her that the proles call it Strictly not Strictly Come Dancing?

IT IS NOW LEGAL TO TOPPLE THE STATUES OF SLAVE TRADERS - LET THE PURGE BEGIN https://t.co/f5bF7wVruk pic.twitter.com/rRhVdB6FNu

— Gordon / rent controls fan account (@istreasatuatha) January 5, 2022

IT IS NOW LEGAL TO TOPPLE THE STATUES OF SLAVE TRADERS - LET THE PURGE BEGIN https://t.co/f5bF7wVruk pic.twitter.com/rRhVdB6FNu

— Gordon / rent controls fan account (@istreasatuatha) January 5, 2022

Lol @ that account being a blue tick

📢NOT GUILTY

Colston statue accused defy justice. Verdict not only gives the green light to political vandalism, but also legitimises the divisive identity politics it helped succour.

— Save Our Statues (@_SaveOurStatues) January 5, 2022

Starmer's team currently panicking over whether he should condemn the verdict, "Get me a red Waller... and quick!"

illustrations feat.paul weller that make you think

Security, prosperity, and respect are the most boring words you could choose to frame those concepts

And also he neatly conflates hoping there'll be an NHS tomorrow with wanting asbos banged up or so it seems

BREAKING 🚨: Organisations/individuals who rescue people at sea will now be exempt from criminal prosecution.

— Trades Union Congress (@The_TUC) January 7, 2022

Now?

TERF apologism from the potato leader in waiting https://t.co/brAfMIplRQ

— There’s No Point (@judeinlondon2) January 7, 2022

need more empathy and understanding for the side of the debate that denies your right to exist, ok

Baker man...is baking bread

EXC - big row in a Tory Whatsapp “Clean Global Brexit” group with over 100 MPs

It leads leads to removal of Nadine Dorries after she defending the PM … and then Steve Baker declaring “enough is enough”

Exchanges here: pic.twitter.com/SsktMPJNSW

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) December 18, 2021

ha ha that's Flagging app actually remembering an unposted msg

"shut JK Rowling down" what does it mean

Maybe they shouldn't put an automatic Related Stories footer on obituaries. pic.twitter.com/4gaY30qBwu

— Pixelated Ape Liberation Front (@MediocreDave) January 7, 2022

Counterpoint: looks like maybe they should

lol I've seen someone referring to the late MP and husband of Harriet Harman as the PIE man, probably not fair but seeing as he was a bigoted arsehole and he supported Owen Smith then fuck him! And also I do hope Erdington by election has potential for more stress and misery for Kieth.

The state of Streeting praising the role of private health during the pandemic. jfc.

Dudes rock https://t.co/JWMNo3H3yE

— 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 (@PerthshireMags) January 8, 2022

Landlord faces £150,000 bill after tenants turn homes into drug farm

another heart-warming story in the Graun this morning.

Free lateral flow tests face the axe under plans for living with Covid which Boris Johnson will announce within weeks

knew that was too good a thing to last.

"I want to cut that VAT on gas and electricity bills because it will save people £100 per year"

Reeves says "per year" yet her inadequate response to the heating crisis is only being proposed for a single year and it's fucking garbage. It will be no surprise when people who are struggling with fuel poverty will remember how shit Labour were at pressuring the tory govt and don't turn out for them.

meanwhile COVID deaths up 56% this week

pic.twitter.com/CfrKwZFCM1

— Stirs (@_stirs) January 9, 2022

Memes that require understanding of the non-sport cricket, why bother

That's wrong

The truth is you’ll never ‘end Jeremys career’ because even if you remove him from Westminster he will still be fighting for justice, day in, day out.

The right can’t understand this because their leaders lose their seats and become gambling and finance lobbyists pic.twitter.com/MfP5ZaRKFv

— Jess Barnard (@JessicaLBarnard) January 9, 2022

there is more chance of Creagh losing her deposit than taking North Islington, the hubris of these fucks

I wish someone would ruin my former colleague Lee H4rpin for all his dealings in the ‘90s (and when I say dealings…)

(xp) See you later, Mary, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

One of the funnier things about the current Labour party and the Starmer cultists is the idea that bin collections are a matter for your MP and not your local council. https://t.co/vZ4cOCPlt5

— Dr. Professor Sir Bane QC KCB MP PhD (@BaneNook) January 9, 2022

well it just about worked in Batley + Spen. Now the bin collections are just as shit but they have an MP who can't complete a sentence without using one of "brilliant" "compassionate" or "fantastic" but she doesn't give a fuck about austerity.

Guide on how we are sliding into fascism.

https://gal-dem.com/every-bill-the-tories-are-trying-to-pass-2022/

As we celebrate the closure of an Israeli arms factory in Britain, a monumental victory for the Palestinian people, check out a few highlights of the campaign to #ShutElbitDown in #Oldham [Thread] pic.twitter.com/tAIRgZd9Tz

— Palestine Action (@Pal_action) January 10, 2022

Looking forward to fuck all coming of this

EXCL: Email obtained by @itvnews proves over 100 staff were invited to drinks party in No 10 garden at height of lockdown to “make the most of the lovely weather”.

We’re told PM and his wife attended, with staff invited to “bring your own booze!”https://t.co/rg34EIkdz2 pic.twitter.com/UORlSwwHJX

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) January 10, 2022

safe to say they broke a lot of lockdown protocols and had plenty of booze parties but how do those offences compare with the corporate manslaughter of 100k+ disabled people and fascist campaign of deportations/stripping of citizenship etc.. the more this nonsense goes on the less I give a fuck.

so there's no way Boris Johnson is going to worm his way out of this fix... is there???

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Agree - less and less interest.

I think he might well wriggle out of it on the grounds that this looks like something the office management team organised rather than him personally ( I guess the idea might have been floated past him for 30 seconds or so - but I doubt there's anything in writing)

Ah! Well, nevertheless

The writing is definitely on the wall for Johnson. He may well wriggle out of this one, but there's no way he'll be leader come the next election.

Fully expecting a future UK politics thread "Stoked for the madness: new Iron Lady - Tanks on the Lawn", covering the Liz Truss years, in due course.

Labour abstained on the renewal of the welfare cap last night. These were the only Labour MPs to vote against (Corbyn did too). pic.twitter.com/cLBWo5kmB3

— I (@zObscurantist) January 11, 2022

the very sensible austerity party up to their shit again, lol one of the Labour non-abstainers, Kate Hollern actually voted with the Tories.

i've seen some Labour MPs who i don't hate spinning the abstention as "because it legitimizes the cap by voting against" and yet those 11 didn't get the message?

I can't imagine many of the 11 are in the same whatsapp groups as Lucy Powell - that must be so disappointing. It's hard not to take that as a very specious excuse considering the PLP's voting record on austerity. I bet Reeves would not only be happy to vote for the cap, she'd go lower!

Tonight’s vote was on whether to raise the cap or keep it the same. Labour abstained because we are against the entire principle of a cap but would not oppose a rise.

oh one is Nadia Whittone, does she think she's speaking for the entire PLP there? Because she seems to be suggesting they are principled.

even the SCG are splitting up into factions now!

yeah it was Nadia i saw defending this and i've never thought of her as a wrong'un

RLB abstained as well

gave up on her way back

So has the world tbh.