Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

doesn't matter who the manager is, so many of these players cannot control a football or complete a simple pass

it's fucking infuriating

but like, Sancho for example

I know he's a technically excellent player but then he comes to Utd and he looks like this

Yes this is a complaint i can sympathize greatly with, reverse alchemy of undoubted talent and its an absolute killer

Coming to life a bit now tho

Traore is gonna make this a fun last 20

De gea a little overconfident there?

lol

loving this

sad for Phil cos he's actually been our best player til now

Just the type of really tidy strike that surprisingly few players in this league are able to pull off very often

Rashford there

sums these cunts up

What kind of idiot puts a high boot in there

without exaggeration, we are the worst team in the league on a basic technical level

I'd happily get rid of every single one of them bar Greenwood

platinum-plated clown car stuff

A routine by-the-numbers win but jeez we need a number 9

the header out from a cross into the danger area is the first thing I was taught not to do as a defender
I was 9 and the coach was someone's dad at primary school, that's how fucking basic it is

Always a treat when Mou gets a rare goal

missed the match but glad for the win!

End to end and mostly us tbh but ffs we need to convert more

Anyway lol

classic Bruno

Bruno 🗣 "We have that plan to go to Europe, in that break, to go to Spain to a summer camp."

Reporter 🗣 "Think they mean Europa League group."

Bruno 🗣 "ohhh!" 🤣

Bruno Lage misunderstands the question about Wolves fans singing about playing in Europe pic.twitter.com/qAxfsuxlsn

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) January 4, 2022

Lage, Lage, Lage, Lage, Shouting

lol, i like this dude

Spurs’ patented ‘four fullbacks’ approach foiled after five minutes.

Four fullbacks and no cunt a defender, fucking cunts

Theyd beat themselves if nobody showed up these shithouse fucks

Bassong and gardner would walk into this defence

Thats a red card every time

Coutinho has joined Villa on loan. He has been really poor for Barca this season but hasn’t been getting regular starts.

He could be a good little understudy for Jacob Ramsey I guess

Good bench option

Spurs considering buying Adama Traore to play as a wing back seems so bizarre, I’m inclined to think it’s real.

I like him but we surely have enough defenders who can’t defend and attackers who can’t score to be going on with.

Is a wing back a defender, i mean theyre almost more important as ball-ferriers and game stretchers

Kyle walker never turned into a defender he was just encouraged to stay away from trouble and kind of tank around a lot

Do think we are so static and slow and predicatable that id take movement anywhere on the pitch right now

I think that’s true, but something that Gil and Sessagnon could potentially provided if needed. It’s a lack of creativity that’s killing Spurs more than anything at the moment, though. I’m not sure any of the players linked so far are exactly right but Kessie is probably the closest.

been watching this for a couple of days and it may have some truth, we need to sell by summer at latest because it doesn't look like he'll sign a new contract. Levy tho.

i assume the bit about offering us Doc back as part of the deal was a joke

Welcome aboard, @trippier2!

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— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) January 7, 2022

Cannot be overstated just how unique a season this has been from Wolves. Scored just 14, conceded just 14 at the halfway stage. In the entire 133-year history of top flight English football, no team has EVER been involved in fewer goals (28) after 19 league games. Unprecedented.

— Alex Goncalves (@Aljeeves) January 7, 2022

w0lves

hungry

manchester city, kilman will sign

Dunno what to with coutinho signing. Seen far too little of him in the last few years, no idea what he’s capable of these days

On contact it feels like a horrible Everton signing and I’m worried it means sidelining Buendia, even if they can both fit into an 11 without treading on each other’s toes.

Would be delighted to be proved wrong but srsly bringing in a hug name, hugely expensive unfit crock of an attacking mid one week after club record signing Buendia puts in his best performance since joining seems like fuckin idiot business

Apparently on the verge of losing academy too boy Carney Chukwuemeka on a free cause he wants minutes and isn’t getting them. This won’t help

Shouldn’t Newcastle be signing all the overpaid over-the-hill sick notes? Apparently we’ve also been casting an eye over a loan move for aaron Ramsey (the original welsh arsenal juve 400k/weeek hustler, as opposed to villa’s own apparently very talented academy product Aaron Ramsey, younger brother of the really quite good Jacob Ramsey

Would be delighted to be proved completely rong but from current vantage point this fees like the opposite of what we should be doing,

since when did arjen robben play for palace?

Impressive as fuck, didn't see first half but apparently Millwall were bossing it?

probs safe to say Burnley are fobttll on today's showing.

lol Newcastle

fans screaming for imaginary fouls and handballs against Cambridge United

lolcastle

I had no idea Wes Hoolahan was still playing in the EFL!

Heartwarming stuff. Congratulations to Cambridge Utd and Aston Villa legend Wesley Hoolahan. Now finish the job and burn the stadium down 👍🏻