taking your poor dog's troublemakers away and replacing them clanking balls of plastic - that is just hideous
― calzino, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
When I asked for my lab to have big ol meaty clackers I didn't mean actual clackers.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61r6NGTTBvL._AC_SX425_.jpg
imagine going round to someone's house and asking what that clunking noise is and them replying "oh that's just my dog's ersatz testicles"
― soref, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link
There is a human version of this, for those that have lost balls to cancer.
― nickn, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
Miller went ahead and had Buck neutered, though he hated putting the puppy through the surgery. Afterward, Buck went to clean himself. “He loved to do that. The slurping noise that was so freaking obnoxious,” Miller says, mimicking a slurping hound sound. He’s convinced Buck noticed something was missing, and the dog looked back up at his master. “He was telling me, ‘They’re gone. What happened?’”
what happened? i am confused
― the hard ones, the clackers (DJP), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/692/586/2e0.gif
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
imagine going round to someone's house and asking what that clunking noise is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs-2SRBxBI8
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Thursday, 30 December 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link
wha happen?!imagining the fred willard dog riffing about his clackers every time he sits down
― mh, Thursday, 30 December 2021 05:01 (two years ago) link
😬
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLLjfdIVQAIOuGW?format=jpg&name=small
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
Is that a glowing hot horseshoe on your jeans or are you just happy to buy everyday staples, trusted Filson standards?
― peace, man, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
Everyday staples, how do they work?
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:44 (two years ago) link
can I admit here that I like the Duluth Trading Company ads
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
well, you are in the right geographic region
― mh, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:49 (two years ago) link
i buy two nice workwear things and become saturated with 15 dipshit dude brand identities
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link
I miss the workwear/big&tall clothing store that used to be here. Now it's all hipster shops that have flannel shirts and axe sharpening services
― mh, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:54 (two years ago) link
I wound up buying two things from Taylor Stitch last year and they were good (a flannel and a sweater), would buy from them again.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 February 2022 04:18 (two years ago) link
try not to let their recently acquired fashionability ruin intrinsically good and useful things for you. fashions pass on to other things, but intrinsic value won't.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 10 February 2022 04:28 (two years ago) link
I promise you are not prepared for Tucker's latest montage pic.twitter.com/8tdvYTW2cn— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) April 16, 2022
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 April 2022 17:20 (two years ago) link
most of you have probably already seen this, or seen reference to it in a little box on the side of your screen as you were scrolling somewhere else.
my question is, what is this?!
https://i.imgur.com/qag6FFh.png
it's a central image in the clip - is that supposed to be a guy receiving some sort of laser upgrade to his genitals? or is he supposed to be fucking the concept of computers?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 April 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link
and more importantly, where can i take a free test to check to see if i could benefit from genital enhancement?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 April 2022 17:23 (two years ago) link
Ball Tanning
We also now know what’s going on with the guy on the rock exposing his private parts to a wash of red light. He was tanning his balls. Carlson endorsed the practice in the special as one of several ways men can return themselves to testosterone-fueled dominance, which the special argues is necessary for society to “reestablish order” after collapse..
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 April 2022 21:44 (two years ago) link
a Swanson heir private school educated coastal fop making 10 mil a year to tell the decent folk in the heartland that masculinity is on the endangered list is just the absolute funniest shit to me
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:05 (two years ago) link
That's not real, is it?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
which thing? because holy shit, i'll believe pretty much anything these days
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:14 (two years ago) link
The ball tanning? It even has a rad name: "bromeopathic therapy"
Putting the 'bro' back in bromeopathy
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
The promo clip. That's gotta be fake.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:19 (two years ago) link
No, pretty sure it's real
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:21 (two years ago) link
One of my friends got his taint scrubbed at a Korean spa. He still talks about it.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:22 (two years ago) link
dudes rock
― frogbs, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link
yeah, that's a real clip. that's the most watched tv news guy. it's fucking crazy. there are all these people out there who watch this guy who tells them to tan their balls
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:26 (two years ago) link
Well, Trump likes to rock some "YMCA" out on the stump, this is just a campier extension of that vibe
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:32 (two years ago) link
A manly ship, full of manly men
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:34 (two years ago) link
Maybe hovering your balls over a heating element until they're the color and texture of an NFL football feels good! There's only one way to know for sure. (You first.)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:48 (two years ago) link
Shailene Woodley already trademarked genital tanning, dude’s just a copycat.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 18 April 2022 23:01 (two years ago) link
yeah this exposing your genitals to the sun or w/e is pretty old now, all the women’s “health” weirdos went through it and I would guess it’s now trickled through the yoga men and athletes married to “health” people to the beard oil set all the way to the macho gun men set and now to the boring conservative assholes
― mh, Monday, 18 April 2022 23:22 (two years ago) link
the journey of a raindrop, of tanning your balls
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 18 April 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link
xp the GOOP to GOP pipeline
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 18 April 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link
Freikörperkultur
Not intrinsically fascist, but a fellow traveler for a long time.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 15:00 (two years ago) link
i cannot speak 4 ballz but one thing i will state with absolute conviction is that sunning yr gooch feels 1000% nice, loathsome preppy fartsniffing grifter otm
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:10 (two years ago) link
naturism / nudism was a good idea, gotta hand it to em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link
Yeah but the sun is 100% free, I'm sure Tucks is somehow profiting off the red light balls ray
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:22 (two years ago) link
Good piece by Jared Yates Sexton about Tucker, ball-sunning, and the larger issues.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:25 (two years ago) link
just a thought, but i can't imagine the sun (and air) being 100% free for much longer. i'm not sure how it's lasted this long without someone or something systematically taking a cut
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
this is why we have to solar charge our genitals now, while there’s still time!
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link
i didn't even think about that
i am going to cut out the middle man of Big Ball Tans and just press my genitalia up against the south-facing window
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:32 (two years ago) link
Bronze your balls with this one weird trick
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link
i imagine tanning the balls and then testing for testosterone, shortly afterward
a muffled "fuck YEAH!" is heard from a bathroom down the hall
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link
i think i might have the boys over this weekend and tan our balls together, watch some jack reacher
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link
Paint your asses blue and watch Vikings
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link