Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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WHAHAPPON!?

MAKKY! KAMMY!

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Wha' happened?

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), May 14th, 2003.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

-- adam. (adamr...), October 13th, 2004.

sorry, dudes.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"sorry, dudes."

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

"300 pounds of lard hitting a wall come to fruition at laST!"

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

In Pooh's voice: "Oh, bother."

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

pterodactyl noises, per that horrible pterodactyl porn video that was floating around.

"precious! bodily! fluids!"

― mh. (mike h.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Play that funky music, white girl

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

The two answers that immediately came to mind, "Oh gawd, my balls!" and "Mom!" were already posted in slightly different forms.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore."

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Condoms don't belong in ~~school~~ you, and neither does Al Gore"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

let me white out that apostrophe

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

SUUURRGGGGE!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm escalating

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

"I did it!"

― Øystein, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― Jenny, Saturday, 24 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

The "Girl:" is u&k.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wish somebody would GIVE ME ONE

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

wake up

― ken c, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

I've had sex!

yay!

have you?!?!?!?!?!

(ken c quote, from his sadly deleted "i've had sex yay have you" thread)
(and OK, maybe it's for the postcoitial cigarette moment, but yay anyway)

― StanM, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I never had sex?

― nathalie, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

define:self-parody

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:54 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RIP Big Man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:55 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

My ex-girlfriend used to say that

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:56 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

When you came?

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeh, that was too far.

-- acrobat, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Vagina. It's not a clown car."

― JTS, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Fresco!

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Ewwww!"

― Z S, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Perra caliente!

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Conversely, one might reasonably assert that, Fresh! Hot dog! is something you'd say immediately prior to the onset of sexual activities, not the moment of climax.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

― HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

"Willkommen in Finland"

― gabbneb, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I MADE THAT "CHOCO TACO" JOKE

^^^ this, again

― HI DERE, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

"you cant tell but i am also pooping rightnow"

― a puppy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

WHO'S THE DADDY?????!!!!!!!! Is there ANYTHING ELSE (?????) on Maury??? EVER????????

― blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

what have you learned from the Twilight Zone?

― deej, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

I'm Batman!

(with apologies to Alan Partridge and ITR)

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

"Have you ever chewed tobacco?"

"they moved the aspie next to me-at-work"

― blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

SLACKER

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

ok ffs people these don't have to be thread-titles

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

^^^this, btw

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

Are these celebrities really ugly?

― snoball, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

"I was just saying that people who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever and then...uuugghhhhhh"

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Burt Stanton!"

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

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