Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

almost a brawl there

well the Rangnick honeymoon is over

absolutely diabolical today

they looked a bit knackered really. new training regime taking its toll?

a Newcastle team so morally bankrupt they make Leicester look good

Gabby Agbonlahor furrowing his brow next to Chris Sutton in the studio on BT is a new low. is this the first time he's been on? stealing a living since 2012.

I was once stuck on a tram in Manchester with a load of pissed up Villa fans who were singing the immortal football chant "Gabby Agbonlahor is fast as fuck.. fast as fuck" but this was about 2007/08ish when he might well have actually been fast as fuck!

yeh from 2008-2010ish he was pretty effective playing Tigger to John Carew's Eeyore. like all not very good cult strikers he managed to sprinkle maybe 3 seasons' worth of magic over a 15 year career

I was in my brilliant season ticket seat in the Holte End in 2008 when he scored a perfect hat trick in 11 minutes against Man City. "Where's all your money gone", they taunted the travelling fans, and about two weeks later they found out

I had some love for Gabby as a player but he took the Talk Sport shilling a while back and Wolves Twitter loves replaying his last mad bullshit about how we're fucked and def going down

Tbh I’ve been enjoying this so much I think I can probably even stomach a little “analysis” from Gabby and Sutton for the sake of the video clips

Norwich tho, fuckin hell. Poor Deano

Villa have scored some good goals this season, good lord

Ashley Young looking every one of his 43 years. Would be nice to see Carney Chukwuemeka get some minutes, I saw him live at Stamford Bridge when he came on for Sanson in the carabao cup and he looked very good on the ball.

Otoh maybe the feeling is that if he’s fucking off anyway to go and sit on the bench at a bigger club then why bother

He fulfilled Grealish's Wantaway Mercenary Who Closes The Game Out By Getting Constantly Fouled role perfectly against Leicester

Would be nice if they can convince him to stick around. feel like Ramsey’s example should be instructive in that there is obviously a pathway into the first team for academy players these days

Leaves a sour taste having an unproven youth player dealing out ultimata tho, even if he sticks around and is great it would presumably end up getting ugly

How good is Ezri Konsa, seriously

43 year old Ashley Young was the glue holding that first half performance together, somehow

weird isn’t it. Whenever Danny Ings and Ollie Watkins are on the pitch together we suddenly look like relegation fodder

That's So Carney

Incredible from Bielsa or whatever

now that Bielsa has become unfashionably shit and we can all start wishing relegation upon vile L66ds again.. Murderball my fucking arse!

I saw Chukwuemeka live a few weeks ago. He was Villa U21's best player and got subbed off early, presumably to save his legs. Still lost to Charlton ressies

Aguero retires

Surely, surely Pep must now recruit a striker

toothless performance by brighton, they played like drawerful of spoons

you wait 4 games for a goal and then along comes Saiss

Tidy little goal and all

beautiful Neves pass

glad to see Wolves win. well, didn't 'see' it (missed the last three games due to work and life) but glad they got one in the win column!

PL suspension coming up I suspect

Hard to see it continuing like this. A couple of weeks’ break to get everyone boosters looks inevitable.

Not suspending the match when Leicester originally requested also means Spurs couldn’t reschedule the Rennes game.

Fourth game in a row for Spurs that's been postponed

And another ten they didn't show up for

Lol

those with decent memories may recall young jonjo having a game like this for swansea against liverpool

Chelsea look weirdly shaky. Finally went ahead after 70 minutes and immediately conceded to a set piece.

Villa match is off, meaning that only one of today’s six fixtures is (currently) scheduled to take place. Idk what the point is at this stage.

Scottish league is just calmly playing fitba as it usually does

MOTD should be in-depth on the Leeds game tonight anyway

I hope Bielsa's translator gets a new a job if Bielsa gets sacked, I'll miss that wee guy.

we could employ him to translate Corberan's very fast talking Spanglish into something I can understand a word of!

Frank Gray's 15 year old grandson on the bench for Leeds this evening.

Leeds are picking up where they left off vs City.

Incredible from Bielsa or whatever

struggling to find a stream where the commentator isn't gargling Chelsea's balls

Not gonna poll it but if you had to choose: Leeds or Newcastle

I know Villa have weird beef with Leeds but cmon mate

You don't play Birmingham City for a few years, you start to look for someone else to hate

Chelsea are playing Chalobah in midfield (altho according to My Mother he played there whilst on loan?) and have the skinniest of benches, but Wolves are bossing the middfield right now

Hard to believe how many total fucking losers there are in the Newcastle squad

What idiot overpriced January purchases are available? Aubameyang? Probs not but I feel like it would be good news for arsenal, auba, whoever his agent is. Everyone except Newcastle ofc

purely in terms of the financials obv

Just because Leeds have a classy coach currently doesn't override the fact they are a Hateful fucking excuse for a club, fuck Newcastle too but in my upbringing Leeds are second only to Man United in terms of celebrating their misfortune

Hate to say it pal but that's a very large Chelsea-shaped rock you're flinging about a very small greenhouse