what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

liar liar panits on fire

― lfam, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

Are those Vulcan monks on fire {i]again[/i]?

― C J, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

"indie twinkage" & "seriously guys my roomie would get plugged by anything with two legs, mesh, and foam"

hall of famers, no question.

― will, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Did we ever talk more about the trucker hat? My mind is still boggled by the thought that he took time out to put it back on his head after the rush to get undressed for the indie sexin'. Is he like one of those cowboys who doesn't do anything without his hat? Did she insist upon him putting it back on to cover up a bald spot?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he was wearing a button-up shirt?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Dude probably had a button-up shirt that matched the hat.

― C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

or perhaps a leather jacket.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

did gear ever admit that he just made the whole thing up?

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I thought about the button up shirt thing, but still.. if I've ever really heavy making out with someone - the hat is the first thing to go since the bill gets in the way.

And surely he'd have some sort of t-shirt under any jacket. I guess I just like thinking that it was by choice to leave just that on.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

This is one of my most favourite threads of all time.

― C J, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 07:56 (nineteen years ago)

The poor couch ;_;

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

-lest we forget-

― andi, Saturday, 19 May 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

My god, the two year anniversary. Oh blessed event. :-)

-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, April 14, 2006 2:11 AM (1 year ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

a solitary tear

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

does gear still exist?

― latebloomer, Sunday, 20 May 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

...did he ever?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 20 May 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/gcouch.jpg

― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 20 May 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

If your roommates having loud sex then come get my lawnmower and start it in the next room.

― Beth Parker, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

roommate's.
"fucking" lawnmower.

― Beth Parker, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://m.assetbar.com/uuadXTX1t.gif

― kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

i always thought 'cumshot' referred specifically to it being filmed, not the stain itself.

― blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

actually, that reminds me of something I have to sort out!

― Mark G, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

Okay. Waht?

― kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

just mark g and his refried beans jones, pay no mind

― blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Ah. Cheers.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

Steve that's kind of part of the funney. You're not a regular reader I assume?

(Kev I also thought of this thread when I read this strip :))

― Mark C, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

it's one of the 34612 things i should do but don't

― blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

...?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

Refrying cumshots?

― nathalie, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

wau ew

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, have you tried it? Didn't your mother teach you to try first and then make up your mind? ;-)

― nathalie, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't read Achewood either, except for the approx. two dozen strips I've seen posted to ILX.

― jaymc, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

I think the worst part about "refried cumshots" might be the "re-".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

Upon reflection, there kind of can't be a "worst" part, can there.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

refried cumshots: 100% quality

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

this does not warrant reflection

― kenan, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

i always thought 'cumshot' referred specifically to it being filmed, not the stain itself.

smuckles has mad poetic license

― kenan, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

reflecting cumshots: 100% quality

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

For the good of your mental health HI DERE, I'd let this one drop...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

That is probably wise.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dropping refried cumshots. Didn't know it could be done!

― nathalie, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

this thread used to make sense

― blueski, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

do re-fried cumshots give you gas?

― milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

not if you soak them in water first

― carne asada, Thursday, 6 September 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

Stop HI DERE. Get out while you still can...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

seeing the 'couch' pic (RIP) on this thread was probably the hardest i have ever laughed at something on the internet.

― haitch, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Kenan OTM

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

seconded.

― stevie, Thursday, 6 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

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