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anyway, coffee girl and i had lunch today. sadly, i think i am luv, l-u-v.

― broko heartington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, but first i must answer three riddles

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

did it not go well?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it went a little too well!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(and, no, not like that)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have some insane Dido-loving boss, or what?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

they sure do love them some british white people music!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jess's manager is a drummer for the rock band Gay Dad."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

does your store sell young heart attack cds?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but i'll be having one next week

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe tomorrow you will get some David Gray, to change things up a bit.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

so about this "i have a boyfriend" business then...

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Comedy demands that coffee-shop girl loves Dido.

"... before turning the Bic on himself"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

if i had a time machine i would seriously be assassinating radiohead before they made the bends like five minutes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling by the time I check this thread again in an hour there will be a further 100 posts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You could just tell them that nine years later, they'd still be playing Creep, and they'd do it themselves.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ned come back in another year and the basic schtick will be about the same

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Doubt it, Andrew, as they'd simply hate committing suicide, as expected.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"aging dork is lovelorn and broke"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, you're the ILX everyman (and woman). (tossing you a Kleenex) Here, blow.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you summon the DanMonster so?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Depending on me mood, yielding to tempation is easier than ignoring it, Andrew.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You could just tell them that nine years later, they'd still be playing Creep, and they'd do it themselves.

Carefully phrased.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you have to tell us about the lunch.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a light white wine and chilled apricot preserves over vanilla bean ice cream

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, no

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where we predict which poncey Brit bands Strongo will be forced to listen to at work.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you know you want to.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 15 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

look, i'ma go get somethin to eat and watch law and order and maybe drink a beer. i might call her later or i might not so if i dont i'll come back and talk some more.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dido is strange. She's a whipping-girl around here (=civilization) and so being contrarian I sometimes think "she can't be that bad". And occasionally I hear something like Don't Leave Home off her current album Alanis Morissette Died For My Sins, and I think "fair play, she's written a song about heroin". Then I see the video, and realise that she really is just writing a song about how she will be the only thing you'll ever need, and her love will keep you warm. Eek.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a lot has happened since that post, but "Knock Three Times" isn't that bad!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 15 April 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno... i'm not too fond of it, and i usually love saccharine 70s bubblegum.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 15 April 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

see, my thinking is that i'm a disagreeable balding fat guy with no prospects, and ANY girl that shows an interest in me should be clung to like a rat infested lifeboat, slowly sinking.

(i didn't call her.)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

you're acting like the day's over.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

oh the cosmic day is surely over for strongo

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i grow old, i grow old, trousers rolled, eat a peach?, etc.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

J. Alfredo Prufockington

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, c'mon, how can anyone hate "Thank You"?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Where to begin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

TAKE THE MUSIC CHAT OUTSIDE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

omg talking of michaelgelo DO YOU SEE!!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

see, my thinking is that i'm a disagreeable balding fat guy with no prospects, and ANY girl that shows an interest in me should be clung to like a rat infested lifeboat, slowly sinking.

Jess, let me remind you that:

a) you are failing to apply the "how Woody Allen do I sound?" test to your inner monologues: you're only a heartbreak away from "anyone who loves me is terrible because I'm terrible so I hate them" bitterness;

and more importantly, b) Jon Williams has had sex. Your prospects are immense.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

We always knew that, Tep.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

not to mention the size of your packet

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Emo burn!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

tep i crossed that particular mental rubicon long ago

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

call her strongo! do it for the kids!

― rgeary (rgeary), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

c'mon, i'm on the edge of my goddamn seat here

― rgeary (rgeary), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i do have a huge cock, though, so i guess that's something

xpost: no! i am tired and bloated and want ice cream

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why must I fall in love with any girl who pays the slightest amount of attention to me?"

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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