Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

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NP - Bathory - A Fine Day to Die

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

Mmmmkkaayyyy

Last month Lamb’s son Jonathan said that his father’s illness was due to sinister outside forces.

“There’s no doubt in my mind that this is a spiritual attack from the enemy,” he said, adding that Lamb has pushed alternative therapies and that “there’s no doubt that the enemy is not happy about that. And he’s doing everything he can to take down my Dad.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

More like sinister inside forces. Probably should have cracked a few windows.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

It's uncanny how often the enemy comes out on top when your enemy is a baseline survival instinct.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

(gouges femoral artery with a corkscrew) THE ENEMY IS PAINTING THE WALL WITH MY BLOOD! DAAAAAMN YOOOU!

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link

Mensi passed away today

bovarism, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

:(

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 10:24 (two years ago) link

John Morgan of the Wurzels
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/dec/18/wurzels-drummer-john-morgan-dies-of-covid-aged-80

kinder, Saturday, 18 December 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link

That might be stretching the definition of notable a little too far

the fifth housemate (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 December 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

Not where I'm to!

kinder, Saturday, 18 December 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link

Oh man if we're playing that game then i move to have 95% of entries ever struck

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 December 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link

Tonight's Saturday Night Live is going to be a scaled-back product with a limited cast & crew and no in-studio audience. Supposedly some cast members have tested positive and others don't feel safe working tonight. Musical guest Charli XCX has also backed out; unless the get a replacement, this'll be first in-studio episode without a musical guest since the '70s.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 19 December 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link

It’s Lorne, Jost, Sarah Squirm and the other alliterative newbie infected. Christine 👑 and Caroline Polacheck were both performing with Charli; all three are out.

Tina Fey filling in on Weekend Update.

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Sunday, 19 December 2021 02:57 (two years ago) link

now we're definitely stretching the definition of notable. i mean at least john morgan died

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 December 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link

Conservative Washington State Senator Doug Ericksen Dead at 52 After Battling COVID-19

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-senator-dies-a-month-after-telling-a-local-radio-station-he-was-sick-with-covid-19-while-in-el-salvador/ar-AARXcrg

nickn, Sunday, 19 December 2021 09:17 (two years ago) link

dude was apparently a real scumbag. scroll down to the section on lobbying: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Ericksen

peace, man, Sunday, 19 December 2021 11:57 (two years ago) link

i can't believe a conservative state senator was a complete scumbag

Karl Malone, Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

I regularly test for COVID & while I tested negative earlier this week, today I tested positive with a breakthrough case. Thankfully, I am only experiencing mild symptoms & am grateful for the protection provided against serious illness that comes from being vaccinated & boosted.

— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) December 19, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

Did not know snakes could catch Covid
Jk

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 19 December 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

maryland governor/sentient ham larry hogan

towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link

"'I am feeling fine at the moment,' said Hogan, who is vaccinated and has received a booster shot."

The decision to treat as major news every elected official's announcement of COVID is just that: a subjective, and dubious, reporting choice. It'd be news if they were very ill: https://t.co/4cDD50RKyT

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) December 20, 2021

ok

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

"The decision to treat as major news every elected official's announcement of COVID is just that: a subjective, and dubious, reporting choice."

this is bad writing, and i hate people who write like this.

"It'd be news if they were very ill."

yeah, and then everybody would be like why the fuck wasn't it reported that he was sick in the first place? oh yeah, because glenn greenwald sucks

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

Greenwald's just envious of Covid's efficiency as a malevolent force

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Monday, 20 December 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

plus we don’t know how the new variant affects sentient hams (even vaxxed ones), so this should be a good test study

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Monday, 20 December 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

I agree that reporting of covid numbers and individuals getting it is pointless at this stage tbh

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

depends. i find it hilarious/concerning every time another NBA player and/or team gets sidelined

Nhex, Monday, 20 December 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

lol

maryland's covid reporting has been down since 12/3 (all we have is hospitalization numbers) with no end in sight so it's good to know the number of active cases is at least 1

, Monday, 20 December 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

well, ACTUALLY, i believe larry has known the numbers the whole time and today i believe it says 10% positivity rate and also he went on fox yesterday to do his reasonable moderate thing

.@GovLarryHogan on Fox Sunday says he will not impose new restrictions in Md even though the state is expecting "the worst surge we've seen in our hospitals throughout the entire crisis" in the next 3 to 5 weeks.

— Ovetta Wiggins (@OvettaWashPost) December 19, 2021

towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 20 December 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

lol scratch that second "i believe"

towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 20 December 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

Maryland is open for business!

brownie, Monday, 20 December 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link

And Covid! Also open for Covid!

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

jumaane williams, nyc gubernatorial candidate and a pol i like (reserving the right to retract liking when/if milkshake ducked)

As I continue to isolate following my COVID-19 diagnosis, I am encouraged by many of the new steps just announced to protect New Yorkers amid an Omicron wave this holiday season. But I am also deeply frustrated that they were not already in place.

Expanding testing and distributing at-home rapid tests remains essential, but the long lines across the city waiting for those tests reflect an abundant lack of preparation by the city. Barriers to testing also disproportionately harm lower income communities of more color, showing that we are still failing to learn from the mistakes of 2020.

Given his own acknowledgements of the severity of risk, it is unclear to me why the Mayor has not yet shifted city workers to remote work wherever possible ahead of the holidays, with government offices leading by example. That shift should occur immediately.

It also seems clear that despite calls since September, the Mayor and administration have not prepared the necessary infrastructure to make it possible to do the same for schools ahead of the holidays. They should begin preparations now in case a remote option should be necessary after the holidays, and follow the recommendation of incoming Comptroller Brad Lander to test students and educators ahead of a post-holiday return to classrooms.

It’s not enough, as cases increase, to tout our vaccination rates in some areas. Vaccination and booster shots are the best and most essential tool we have to protect New Yorkers, but in this moment, they are not the only tool. We need to adapt – to mask up, get vaccinated and test regularly, and also to avoid large holiday gatherings and unsafe environments – to limit this wave, reduce the burden on our healthcare system, and prevent greater restrictions.

New Yorkers know what works and what they can do to protect themselves and each other, and government needs to provide the infrastructure to make those precautions possible.

Peace and love,
Jumaane

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link

I like him/voted for him too
Hope he gets a mild one

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 20 December 2021 23:43 (two years ago) link

Stephen A. Smith. Causing Katie Nolan to swoop in with a real "had to do it to 'em" moment:

GEt well soon, SAS: IMG_4346.jpeg

— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) December 21, 2021

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link

J0hn Darnielle of the M0untain G0ats.

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

N0!!

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 23 December 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link

He posted this song and seems OK (that "fallen" part of the thread title is like a dopamine hit, in a bad way):

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXyyXmBNI4b/

... (Eazy), Thursday, 23 December 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link

Im now imagining our rolling obituary threads also included anyone who was mildly ill

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 December 2021 08:39 (two years ago) link

Westside Gunn, for the 2nd time

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 23 December 2021 12:36 (two years ago) link

J0hn Darnielle of the M0untain G0ats.

― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Wednesday, December 22, 2021 1:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I have it on good authority that his throat hurts & the whole household is under the weather with it, but that he is immensely grateful for the efficacy of the vaccines in reducing the severity of the symptoms, and moved far beyond his capacity to articulate it by the expressions of goodwill he's heard from his friends and well-wishers.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link

jesus, that scared the shit out of me for a second!

JCLC, please let John know that I'm hoping he's not having too rough a time of it

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link

i'm very glad he's ok, please give him my best wishes for a speedy recovery

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59867046

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link

Grichka and Igor Bogdanoff became France's most famous twins, hosting a TV science and science-fiction show in the 1980s on a spaceship set.

They died of coronavirus within days of each other in hospital, Grichka on 28 December and his brother on Monday.

Aged 72, the brothers had not been vaccinated against Covid-19.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link

Was gonna make the “at least they didn’t have to inject any chemicals into their body” joke only to see 3000000 people made it ahead of me on Twitter

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 00:32 (two years ago) link

is there a term for that look?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 02:06 (two years ago) link

is there a term for that look?

Resting Cronenberg Face.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 02:21 (two years ago) link


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