Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

a chess match so far at the Mol, Wolves on top at the moment

man they're sooo close

Ruben's touch is so erotic it could replace viagra

Ole status: at wheel

fucking stonewall yellow for Dawson, shd've been

30 good minutes from the Wolves that

oh lol Watford 2, the wee shite literally daring the Glazers to sack him

lol Zaha missed a penalty twice before Watford scored

Sarr rather, wtf spellcheck

proper Brunoball now, you love to see it

it's the MEXICAN SENSAAAAAAAAAAAATION

beautifully worked goal

we're sitting off a bit too much for comfort now, need some killer instinct

might have started an ulcer that last 15 minutes but on the whole, lovely

Sorry to bomb the Wolves thread with this but Watford 4 Man U 1 (Maguire red card) should be recorded here for posterity

a beautiful afternoon of football

Nice match Wolves! Missed the goal in real time, but watched it now and what a beaut. I love Raul.

Good win.

only 2 points clear of Man U in the relegation zone tho

LOL Newcastle, worse than Norwich.

Aaron Ramsdale wears Small Gloves, I always rate/fear a keeper with Small Gloves

Okay that was…bemusing.

Repeateadly, Small Gloves, fucksake...

This is a great performance from Liverpool considering they have literally no lineup options

Except benching "Hendo" which I applaud cus he's a fucken wasteman

Jordan Henderson's one (1) skill: when Trent Alexander-Arnold goes forward, he moves slighthy to the right. That's it. That's all he does. Liverpool captain and first choice for England, he moves slightly to the right. See how much better this Liverpool midfield has looked without him, even accounting for the Ox? They have missed Thiago, him and Fabinho have been running shit

haha oh look, another match where liverpool whips major ass

also, hi, i'm here for the man u emergency meeting

there is no emergency, the project is sound, Ole must stay

haha

Manchester United board have decided to fire Ole Gunnar Solskjær after 5 hour internal talk, confirmed. Mutual agreement to part ways now considered. 🔴 #MUFC

Once Joel Glazer approves the decision, it will be confirmed and announced by Man United. pic.twitter.com/e9V7GeLIE7

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) November 20, 2021

Looks like Fletcher/Carrick as caretaker

Cool!

Amazing

Wonder what happens if Joel Glazer doesn't approve the decision? Lols all round I shouldn't wonder!

So Spurs under Conte, there's clearly a lot more enthusiasm than under Nuno but this is just a fucken mess, Leeds are running rings around them. Is it maybe possible that these players aren't smart enough to understand tactics and such? Cus I'm sure he must have given them some instructions before they went out, but what am I even looking at here?

The pure entitlement dripping off Kane, how obnoxious does a team have to be to make The Vile Revenant seem the more likable?

Kalvin Phillips has been great, he should sign for a nicer club

Boos at halftime, quite rightly

Different game second half, like phenomenonally

Nonsense isnt it

A game of two halves isn't it Trevor?

Kane is so ponderous

Look they prolly deserve the win for that second half but cmon, first half was pure rank

Dan James Runs Quite Fast, put that on his gravestone

Moura has had a good half

Two breaks in succession totally wrecked by Kane. He is shit tbh

Kane had an ok first half and an awful second

Lucas the opposite

Pass timing and selection and execution generally awful, awful, awful

Pretty slack to work off the ball too

Enjoyed watching the Stevie G-less Rangers getting mugged by Hibs earlier today and was reminded that, even though he won them the league, Rangers' fans never seemed to have much good to say about him or to rate him very highly. So, good luck Villa.

"I will always be as authentic as I can," he said. "If anyone doubts me watch me after those goals. That is real."

this is totally something an actual human being who is real would say

I'm cool with Villa getting the *celebrity* manager they deserve!

It's the assumption he's gunna walk into the Liverpool job when Klopp goes that irritates me, like you did nothing in your years out of football to demonstrate any sort of coaching ability, you just showed that given shitloads of money and openly biased desicions you can elevate a hate group's sidething above a Celtic who just threw that season away for I donno why the fuck, aye you did well with the media in sticking to the big "conspiracy against us" narrative, I don't want that pathetic cunt anywhere near Liverpool, OK you played fairly decent in let's not lie <50 games, but you burned every bridge when you went there. Who was the last guy to go from Rangers to Liverpool? Graeme Souness, the crooked piece of shit, who did his best to destroy the club and they're only now rebuilding. I hope he fails at Villa and Xabi Alonso replaces Klopp