Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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For fucks sake

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 12:28 (four years ago)

The wasted talent in the premier league generally is a fuckin crime

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 12:28 (four years ago)

Sancho might be good at helping the buses get parked outside the stadium on match day, give him a clipboard and a fluro tabbard. He can keep van de beek and Mata company, they are washing executive cars round the back. Phil Jones is the new mascot obviously. #Jobz4daboys

Swanswans, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 12:57 (four years ago)

We've been playing our wingers as wing-backs in League One and it's been working. Muck in Jadon ffs

imago, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 13:07 (four years ago)

Hmmmmmm

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 11 November 2021 11:22 (four years ago)

Don't be so down. You've got Liverpool's Grealish

imago, Thursday, 11 November 2021 11:27 (four years ago)

If you'd told me in the immediate aftermath of the win at Old Trafford in September that this would have happened by November, I would quite simply have come at you with a scalpel

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 11 November 2021 11:43 (four years ago)

PR Purslow doubtless getting the fans onside with this

imago, Thursday, 11 November 2021 11:47 (four years ago)

LOL Gerrard to Villa.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 November 2021 12:20 (four years ago)

and Fwank to Norwich, quite a red-letter day for shit, useless English managers

calzino, Thursday, 11 November 2021 12:33 (four years ago)

it was bad enough trying to fit them both into a midfield amirite

imago, Thursday, 11 November 2021 12:45 (four years ago)

Gerrard will have to get used to referees not helping his team out with dodgy penalties, offside goals and mysterious sendings off.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 November 2021 13:17 (four years ago)

I mean we've had the odd faiiiiintly lucky break here and there

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 11 November 2021 14:47 (four years ago)

Sad news on Aguero

Aguero is reportedly considering retiring from football with his heart issues 'more complicated' than first expected 😥

Terrible news if true. What a player and what a career 👏🏻

One of the best the Premier League has ever seen and one of the best players of his generation! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/BzMpamTB69

— SPORTbible (@sportbible) November 12, 2021

groovypanda, Friday, 12 November 2021 12:30 (four years ago)

Shite

Id kinda maybe quarter-presumed there was some sort of extreme gamesmanship almost at play here after the way barca went to fuck the week after he joined tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 12 November 2021 12:52 (four years ago)

Italy vs Switzerland is good fun.

Jorginho’s just sent a last minute penalty into orbit.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 12 November 2021 21:38 (four years ago)

Is he still too shook to do the little skip now?

oscar bravo, Friday, 12 November 2021 21:40 (four years ago)

Yep.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 12 November 2021 21:43 (four years ago)

Not a great start to a game for Andorra's number 9

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59268935

ceci n'est pas une messi (cajunsunday), Friday, 12 November 2021 22:07 (four years ago)

My mother too old and ill to walk up the road to mines to watch Chelsea, but she's not missing much, Leicester are appalling and it's just some training ground stroll at this point

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 14:00 (four years ago)

Rodgers better land that Man Utd job soon before he gets found out yet again.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 November 2021 14:09 (four years ago)

What am I meant to watch at 3pm (bearing in mind I'm not going near no blahblahblahGerrard shit)? Newcastle v Brentford might be funny? Actually I might just take the few hours off, I started drinking far too early

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 14:27 (four years ago)

a chess match so far at the Mol, Wolves on top at the moment

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:31 (four years ago)

man they're sooo close

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:36 (four years ago)

Ruben's touch is so erotic it could replace viagra

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:37 (four years ago)

Ole status: at wheel

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:38 (four years ago)

fucking stonewall yellow for Dawson, shd've been

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:42 (four years ago)

30 good minutes from the Wolves that

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

oh lol Watford 2, the wee shite literally daring the Glazers to sack him

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

lol Zaha missed a penalty twice before Watford scored

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:53 (four years ago)

Sarr rather, wtf spellcheck

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:54 (four years ago)

proper Brunoball now, you love to see it

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:13 (four years ago)

it's the MEXICAN SENSAAAAAAAAAAAATION

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:15 (four years ago)

beautifully worked goal

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:15 (four years ago)

we're sitting off a bit too much for comfort now, need some killer instinct

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

might have started an ulcer that last 15 minutes but on the whole, lovely

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

Sorry to bomb the Wolves thread with this but Watford 4 Man U 1 (Maguire red card) should be recorded here for posterity

ignore the blue line (or something), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:56 (four years ago)

a beautiful afternoon of football

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:57 (four years ago)

Nice match Wolves! Missed the goal in real time, but watched it now and what a beaut. I love Raul.

Good win.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:01 (four years ago)

only 2 points clear of Man U in the relegation zone tho

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

LOL Newcastle, worse than Norwich.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:20 (four years ago)

Aaron Ramsdale wears Small Gloves, I always rate/fear a keeper with Small Gloves

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

Okay that was…bemusing.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

Repeateadly, Small Gloves, fucksake...

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:08 (four years ago)

This is a great performance from Liverpool considering they have literally no lineup options

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:51 (four years ago)

Except benching "Hendo" which I applaud cus he's a fucken wasteman

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

Jordan Henderson's one (1) skill: when Trent Alexander-Arnold goes forward, he moves slighthy to the right. That's it. That's all he does. Liverpool captain and first choice for England, he moves slightly to the right. See how much better this Liverpool midfield has looked without him, even accounting for the Ox? They have missed Thiago, him and Fabinho have been running shit

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:59 (four years ago)

haha oh look, another match where liverpool whips major ass

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:05 (four years ago)

also, hi, i'm here for the man u emergency meeting

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:06 (four years ago)

there is no emergency, the project is sound, Ole must stay

huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:08 (four years ago)


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