Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

I didn't realise brushing the ball beforehand permits you to wrap your hands around the players's feet but then I'm no ref. Everton seem to be motivated by the sense of injustice now and seem like scoring. Richarlison remains a shitehawk tho

That's surely a nailed on red

Well Spurs were Not Good, but at least they showed a bit of impetus, surely an improvement in some way

180+ minutes without a shot on target.

226, not including extra time, now. That has to be getting close to a record.

How much are they wanting for Kane?

Well Spurs were Not Good, but at least they showed a bit of impetus, surely an improvement in some way

― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 7 November 2021 15:56 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Essentially this, tho ffs individuals at individual moments just fucking break my heart

Lucky to get away with a draw even in that last two minutes, with a corner to us against ten men.

Folk going on about Mo Salah, TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD has been Liverpool's MVP so far this season. 5 man wall, one lying down, 2 more mooching about, I'm doing sums in my head and I donno where the other fellow was, just bend it into the net, genuinley amazing player (left back, no midfielder)

3 more mooching about maybe I meant to say, or maybe I can't count for shit

I been shouting at my Brother Thiago should be on for the Ox, I think it's happened too late

this is wild

Jota for Origi, fucksake that's an acknowledgement of defeat

Well, whatever

I hate football

the irony of playing the beatles after beating liverpool

Maxwell's Silver Hammers

Fuck. Me.

🗞 Coaches have tried Sancho as a right wing-back in sessions in recent weeks and, with Wan-Bissaka’s attacking ability in question, Solskjær may yet turn to the tactic against teams expected to sit in should he continue to use the 3-4-1-2 system. [@lauriewhitwell]

— UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) November 9, 2021

For fucks sake

The wasted talent in the premier league generally is a fuckin crime

Sancho might be good at helping the buses get parked outside the stadium on match day, give him a clipboard and a fluro tabbard. He can keep van de beek and Mata company, they are washing executive cars round the back. Phil Jones is the new mascot obviously. #Jobz4daboys

We've been playing our wingers as wing-backs in League One and it's been working. Muck in Jadon ffs

Hmmmmmm

Don't be so down. You've got Liverpool's Grealish

If you'd told me in the immediate aftermath of the win at Old Trafford in September that this would have happened by November, I would quite simply have come at you with a scalpel

PR Purslow doubtless getting the fans onside with this

LOL Gerrard to Villa.

and Fwank to Norwich, quite a red-letter day for shit, useless English managers

it was bad enough trying to fit them both into a midfield amirite

Gerrard will have to get used to referees not helping his team out with dodgy penalties, offside goals and mysterious sendings off.

I mean we've had the odd faiiiiintly lucky break here and there

Sad news on Aguero

Aguero is reportedly considering retiring from football with his heart issues 'more complicated' than first expected 😥

Terrible news if true. What a player and what a career 👏🏻

One of the best the Premier League has ever seen and one of the best players of his generation! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/BzMpamTB69

— SPORTbible (@sportbible) November 12, 2021

Shite

Id kinda maybe quarter-presumed there was some sort of extreme gamesmanship almost at play here after the way barca went to fuck the week after he joined tbh

Italy vs Switzerland is good fun.

Jorginho’s just sent a last minute penalty into orbit.

Is he still too shook to do the little skip now?

Yep.

Not a great start to a game for Andorra's number 9

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59268935

My mother too old and ill to walk up the road to mines to watch Chelsea, but she's not missing much, Leicester are appalling and it's just some training ground stroll at this point

Rodgers better land that Man Utd job soon before he gets found out yet again.

What am I meant to watch at 3pm (bearing in mind I'm not going near no blahblahblahGerrard shit)? Newcastle v Brentford might be funny? Actually I might just take the few hours off, I started drinking far too early

a chess match so far at the Mol, Wolves on top at the moment

man they're sooo close

Ruben's touch is so erotic it could replace viagra

Ole status: at wheel

fucking stonewall yellow for Dawson, shd've been

30 good minutes from the Wolves that

oh lol Watford 2, the wee shite literally daring the Glazers to sack him

lol Zaha missed a penalty twice before Watford scored

Sarr rather, wtf spellcheck

proper Brunoball now, you love to see it

it's the MEXICAN SENSAAAAAAAAAAAATION

beautifully worked goal