ILX All-Time Film and Morbsies Poll: RESULTS Thread for ILX's Favorite Movies, Films, Cinema, Flicks & Moving Pictures

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Me too, and I won't feel bad at all if Raiders is in the top 10.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

I loved Stalker as a child. But I moved on and voted for other things.

clemenza, Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

Its a really good list so far, just about right id say

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:46 (four years ago)

xpost Haha!

Even as a child, I knew there was something wrong with Star Wars (the 1977 original) but wasn't adept enough to articulate it. Now, blech! Still, my favorite toy ever was the Death Star. Check out this sucker. Note the trash compactor monster which you can see better here than in the film.
https://www.actionfigure411.com/star-wars/images/death-star-space-station-2244.jpg

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:50 (four years ago)

https://www.actionfigure411.com/star-wars/images/death-star-space-station-2244.jpg

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:50 (four years ago)

First they came for The Empire Strikes Back, and I did not say anything bc wgaf about TESB
Then they came for Goodfellas etc. etc.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:51 (four years ago)

Oh poop. How about this one?
https://starwarsblog.starwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Box.jpg

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:52 (four years ago)

http://www.rebelscum.com/Kenner/MC-DeathStarWorld/header.jpg

even better!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

The only one my parents could afford Xmas '82:

https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/CTAuctioneers/26/668526/H20253-L203898324.jpg

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:55 (four years ago)

dont forget that cuarón hates autistic ppl

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:56 (four years ago)

anyway i have disowned this list

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:57 (four years ago)

I was pissed I didn't get the Millennium Falcon. But that Death Star was hours of entertainment, way more durable than the film, natch.

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:58 (four years ago)

xpost Why? What's wrong with it?

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 01:59 (four years ago)

I'm not letting disappointments in this list get in the way

Dan S, Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:00 (four years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JbcW7ewATGo/TT4KkBQP7PI/AAAAAAAADMw/c3PCcruoRRM/s1600/Foghorn_Leghorn2.jpg

"Dis-ah-ppointment, that is!"

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:06 (four years ago)

:)

Dan S, Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:10 (four years ago)

It'd be cool if there were porn versions of art films: Once Upon a Time in Assholia or Celine and Julie Go Motor Boating.

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:14 (four years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JbcW7ewATGo/TT4KkBQP7PI/AAAAAAAADMw/c3PCcruoRRM/s1600/Foghorn_Leghorn2.jpg

"Porn, that is!"

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:17 (four years ago)

haha!

Dan S, Thursday, 4 November 2021 02:18 (four years ago)

The 400 Blow Jobs

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:15 (four years ago)

Fwiw dracula was the only coppola i voted for

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

So I guess Borat's not going to place.

o. nate, Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

Borat II will.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:25 (four years ago)

Fwiw dracula was the only coppola i voted for

― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, November 3, 2021 8:23 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

taste!!!!

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:31 (four years ago)

voted for Sofia Coppola

Dan S, Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:46 (four years ago)

i rewatched coppola’s dracula earlier this year and it actually is pretty great. wonderfully over the top and gorgeous to look at. probably my second favorite version of dracula (the murnau nosferatu still the best).

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 4 November 2021 06:37 (four years ago)

Best Dracula film is Love At First Bite

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 November 2021 07:00 (four years ago)

Being “angry” at a poll is idiotic but I’m surprised by some of these assumed omissions too; I’d have said kiarostami was guaranteed to appear(and I still think varda will)


Turns out my instinct was right re AK so fingers crossed for varda (tho top ten would be high). fwiw I put “anger” (not disappointment) in quotes because I was quoting m/l, I know nobody takes Julio’s mithering seriously but it’s idiotic because it’s not like we all don’t know the process involved in producing this list. It may seem to make sense if you talk about “placement” and “omissions” but you only need to zoom out a tiny bit and what you’re doing is having a tantrum because 13 (thirteen) people like children of men. How the hell would you deal with the adult world on a daily basis?

It reminds me of those famous daily mail headlines which are like “NOW (x) IS BANNED” where (x) is not in fact banned. Can’t believe the ilx committee got together in a room and agreed to maliciously boot voyage to Italy from the list in order to get rear window in!

All-time lists are fundamentally silly & it makes more sense to approach it as recreation imo, if you’re distressed about not reading the title of a film you like itt maybe go and look at the dvd box it’s prob on there

siffleur’s mom (wins), Thursday, 4 November 2021 07:15 (four years ago)

Also big lebowski prob a better film than barfly, certainly there’s not much in it

siffleur’s mom (wins), Thursday, 4 November 2021 07:16 (four years ago)

The Big Bukowski

Chris L, Thursday, 4 November 2021 07:19 (four years ago)

i wanted the clip where Mickey rants about "obviousness" but i couldn't find it :D

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 November 2021 07:58 (four years ago)

in the Bukowski book about that movie there is a hilarious bit where he expresses his revulsion towards Tom Jones' dirty, sweaty bellybutton. Something like it's so dirty even a bird would be too offended to shit in it.

calzino, Thursday, 4 November 2021 09:02 (four years ago)

Been a while since I saw it but I enjoyed iirc rourke plays bukowski the way actors tend to play a character who is “slow”

siffleur’s mom (wins), Thursday, 4 November 2021 09:07 (four years ago)

"Turns out my instinct was right re AK so fingers crossed for varda (tho top ten would be high). fwiw I put “anger” (not disappointment) in quotes because I was quoting m/l, I know nobody takes Julio’s mithering seriously but it’s idiotic because it’s not like we all don’t know the process involved in producing this list."

The process isn't important. The results are and I can only look at that top 20 and conclude you all think "imperialism is good now" despite one Iranian film in it. Don't care what it sounds like to you or anybody else.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:04 (four years ago)

The results are not important

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:05 (four years ago)

The top ten can rectify the admittedly irksome middlebrowfest of yesterday, but only if certain specific things happen...

imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:08 (four years ago)

as a science fiction film I don’t think it has any of the visual or auditory beauty

I think it's quite purposefully ugly? Dystopian Soviet countryside's not supposed to look all omg it's full of stars.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:08 (four years ago)

It reminds me of those famous daily mail headlines which are like “NOW (x) IS BANNED” where (x) is not in fact banned. Can’t believe the ilx committee got together in a room and agreed to maliciously boot voyage to Italy from the list in order to get rear window in!

lol booming post

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:09 (four years ago)

But it IS full of stars, that's the thing

imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:11 (four years ago)

A lot of worry on this thread. I think it's been fun. And the results are more than honorable. I like if not love if not adore almost every title that's placed. In fact, there's only one film here I actively loathe (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and its placement makes perfect sense. I suppose Jurassic Park's appearance is mildly odd. But I imagine it would've hit me harder were I born in the mid-1980s with a Happy Meal awaiting me after the screening. Refreshing, if baffling, to encounter so many Playtime haters too.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 4 November 2021 bookmarkflaglink

What are you gonna call it when 5 Marvel movies are in the next one and Jurassic Park and Empire Strikes Back are in the top 10. Educational?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:13 (four years ago)

Jurassic Park appearing where it did was way, way, way less annoying than yesterday's run imo

imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:14 (four years ago)

Tarkovksy didn’t make that horrible toxic waste dump that gave them all cancer look very appealing.

Chris L, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:24 (four years ago)

Yesterday’s run was funny

siffleur’s mom (wins), Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:25 (four years ago)

Things can be funny and annoying, just as they can be carcinogenic and beautiful

imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 10:26 (four years ago)

All-time lists are fundamentally silly & it makes more sense to approach it as recreation imo

Basically this. Also, yelling about dumb low-stakes stuff is a lot more fun than yelling about the world literally burning.

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 November 2021 12:50 (four years ago)

Also, conversely, more important

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2021 12:58 (four years ago)

This is absolutely the point in a poll where I would be poking morbs for being ridiculous btw

siffleur’s mom (wins), Thursday, 4 November 2021 13:02 (four years ago)

At least imago didn't call out Poster A for govnaming annoying poster B. Oh wait. Yet.

Exploding Plastic Bertrand (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 4 November 2021 13:14 (four years ago)

Save us, Eric!

imago, Thursday, 4 November 2021 13:18 (four years ago)

It'd be cool if there were porn versions of art films: Once Upon a Time in Assholia or Celine and Julie Go Motor Boating.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, November 3, 2021 10:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What about Flaming Creatures (von Sternberg taken to an explicit extreme)?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Thursday, 4 November 2021 13:22 (four years ago)


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