Joe Money, Joe Problems: the November 2021 U.S. Politics Thread

look if it’s not worth doing in a broken half-ass way it’s just not with doing at all

haha how does it get negotiated down to 10

hmm 100 is too many that's a lot of drugs you're being unreasonable here

is there another guy in the bar offering 12

how many decades of this broken-ass gilded age do we have to endure, it's an insulting state of affairs for everyone

NEW: manchin will accept negotiations for up to 30 drugs - but only the ones that don't work well

I know the party in power always loses the VA gov race but this is pretty disheartening

Manchin will accept negotiations for up to 30 drugs not produced by the his daughter's company.

Reminder that if an oleaginous cadaver from the Clinton Administration loses it's absolutely imperative to place the blame on the Left

— Eli Valley (@elivalley) November 3, 2021

raw racism wins the day once again

virginia legitimately scares me, as a place

Feel like the Dems dropping basically every popular provision in their bill in favor of more tax cuts for the rich might go hand in hand with this

virginia legitimately scares me, as a place

their inability to get these bills done definitely hasn't helped

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that is one place in virginia

don't know how many more "CRT isn't even taught in VA public schools" takes I can read without smashing things

At least we only have another year of having to care about Joe Manchin's opinion on anything?

oh hell yeah

Some in Biden-land are already asking themselves if the president has allowed himself to be tugged too far to the left while in office, and those voices are likely to get louder now.

— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) November 3, 2021

replies seem skeptical

India Walton is the one to watch right now but it looks like it's going poorly for her so far

January 6 wasn’t even a year ago and people are fine going back to voting R.

geez, its almost as if half the country thinks all Dem power is illegitimate and that therefore the events of Jan 6 were rad as hell

Genius TMac mailer. pic.twitter.com/jAWr3SwZfp

— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) September 14, 2021

jesus christ if that's what they're gonna do in 2022 they are truly fucked

gah this shit just fucking gets me incensed. I understand that the pendulum swings in this country but it sucks so fucking much that Trump was able to replace an entire third of the judiciary, including 3 goddamn Supreme Court justices, and incite this country into a literal insurrection, while when the pendulum swings our way all we get is a shitty moderate who can't even rally his party to do the massively popular things he ran on

fucking white people

dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'

— raandy (@randygdub) November 9, 2016

Pretty sure Murphy pulls it out but this shit is way too close.

The republican candidate is so fucking bad too!

milo sharing that shit is not helpful

it is if you hate democrats above all else

just looking at headlines, but Youngkin winning over McAuliffe, a bad bad sign

and Ciattarelli over Murphy?

NJ will not be called until later this afternoon probably

we are fucked

and Byron Brown won as a write-in candidate over Democrat India Walton in Buffalo

people love the repubican party and its racist platform

critical race theory!!!

jesus

Heel yeah man

MSNBC blaming increasingly likely Democratic loss in Virginia on...Biden withdrawing from Afghanistan.

— Chip Gibbons (@ChipGibbons89) November 3, 2021

Hell

Dems should’ve locked the Manchin/Sinema/etc type members of the party in a janitorial closet the second Biden won to mobshit them from letting this stuff from happening.

milo sharing that shit is not helpful

Nothing helpful exists, tho. Not being snarky about Democratic incompetence and venality isn't going to make them any better. On a day when they trip over their own feet electorally, the news about the bill that has occupied the last nine months of their time is a laughable prescription reform and centrists trying to give money to rich people.

but I mean, the core of the randy tweet is also true so it's hard to even call it snark

Dem members are already texting me blaming progressives for “debacle” in Virginia https://t.co/MJnlDzW5WF

— Heather Caygle (@heatherscope) November 3, 2021

Democrats deserve to lose until they stop doing this https://t.co/1dKVK8YZ55

— i'm not here (@dkulchar) November 3, 2021

With everything going on it is absolutely wild how committed the Democratic Party is to polishing the balls of a guy like me: an exceedingly comfortable white straight cis male careening into middle age (and southern to boot. seriously, if you heard my accent you would literally never stop throwing up). I have no kids and will most likely be dead before major fallout from climate change hits, or at least I’ll be cosseted from the worst of it. My entire life’s savings is in stock index funds, and wouldn’t you know it there are only like three things both parties agree on without fail—one being Line Can Never Ever Go Down again . At this point I probably have more equity in my home than I paid for it, and I’m more or less a fucking LANDLORD loool.

If the Democratic Party wants to make *me* one of their top priorities I guess all I can say is “thanks, dummies”. But I’m sure af not giving them any more money. And honestly, barring a few outliers, probably not many votes either.

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COOL FUCKING BRAG DOOD

cooool fucking party bro

I can't remember exactly which Democratic candidate sent me a mailer that looked like a collections notice but at a time when I was receiving actual collections notices for an old ER visit it did not put me in a supportive mood.

will, are you submitting to the Low poll?

Of course I didn’t. But every time it was pointed out that these lazy, broad brush stereotypes were lazy, broad brush stereotypes someone had to chime in with, “gee I dunno, all the rural people *I* know are Trump supporters with massive SUVs”, so I thought it a point worth belaboring. But ilx loves few things more than sneering disdain of anyone who doesn’t live in an urban center.

and with that I want to just bid this thread farewell

may this be its last dying breath

good night sweet thread

may flights of angelzzzz

Going... going...

Come ooooooon, the suspense is killing me. Plus I have to post a thing.

Someone else start whatever this thread is gonna be

"I have had it up to here waiting for the U.S. Congress to be remastered"

lol

I was just thinking of the same title idea lol

ok

US Politics, December 2021 — I have had it up to here waiting for the U.S. Congress to be remastered