Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Conte is understood to have watched the Amazon All or Nothing documentary since first turning down the Spurs job, which has given him an insight into how the club operates and the characters of some of the players.

even Shankly never had that level of commitment to immersing himself in a club

Not the least of Amazon's crimes is that they didn't call the documentary Lads, it's Tottenham

Or just Lads,

Cunts

otm

Antonio Conte slept at the thfc training ground last night. He is expected to sleep there again tonight.

what a scruffy cont

wants to fit in with his players obv

Newcastle supposedly on the verge of recruiting either Unai Emery or Eddie Howe.

0 pts from this obviously but Villa playing some really nice stuff, could be a decent season

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 25 September 2021 12:52 (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

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Not looking like much of a contest at the moment.

so bad

the project is sound, nobody question the project

C. Ronaldo sticks out a foot, ball goes straight at Ederson, commentary is "Oh! Brilliant volley!", two minutes later they're still going on about how it "could be" 1-1, this is why I don't watch Man United matches, City have dominated

my god, it's full of bantz

KdB been shit all season tho, close up on him about 15' he looked puffed out already, it's match fitness surely?

*cough* if one has wiped all one's bookmarks, where does one go for a stream these days?

Thanks to Villa for making Saints looks competent last night, btw.

soccerstreams.net

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Many thanks. Good timing as well.

No lie, it's pleasurable listening to Gneville try to justify this shit

De Gea hero to zero, city absolutely cruising this game, Cron done as winger, he prefers to pass to no-one and then berate the utd players for not getting his ?!pass?!.

No fan of Hun Bastard Souness here, but that was funny him not swearing on air, "DO YER FFF... just do your job..."

some quality possession in their own half from United here

Wow, Manchester United are genuinley appalling. This makes me feel better about any Man City threat tho, any more ruthless team would have this locked up in a box by now but instead it's all a bit wishywashy, blase

It's actually worse than the Liverpool game. City playing at walking pace

Is Micheal Oliver a man utd fan or what, greasy prick

Moutinho given a questionable yellow there

Sa seems to have taken a boot to the head. not a foul, he spilled the save and CP player playing the ball and tried to get out of the way.

hope it's just a ding.

CP pressing Wolves out of any coherent attack. trying to think of what adjustments to make to counter that.

fuck

Inject the downfall of Ronaldo into my veins, baby.

play like you're ok with a 0-0 draw and that will happen 10 out of 10 times.

need some subs in to inspire some creativity, Wolves has had zero possession all match as they're just being stifled by the press.

Fucks sake what a handy goal

Almost goofy

No lie, it's pleasurable listening to Gneville try to justify this shit

― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble)

He was a fucking embarrassment calling the spurs united rollover, he's gone pretty shite all round since he fell in love with the reaction to his own truthtelling tbh

xp im watching chelsea burnley tho!

Embarrassing if this is given, a clear dive

And there you go

Games gone

Brighton are a good watch tho, really know how to operate out wide

My mother oh so randomly happened to stop by at 3pm so I kinda had to watch Chelsea Burnley, not really anything interesting to report there, tbh Burnley weren't as ugly as is made out, even though I talked Maxwell Cornet up to her then he did fuck all. They did try to play football once they were a goal behind

This ref is a fucking clown

Farke sacked after winning today.

C. Ronaldo sticks out a foot, ball goes straight at Ederson, commentary is "Oh! Brilliant volley!", two minutes later they're still going on about how it "could be" 1-1, this is why I don't watch Man United matches, City have dominated

They never suggested anything other than City having dominated, but it *could* have been 1-1 (at that point). That's hardly controversial.

It's actually worse than the Liverpool game. City playing at walking pace

Difficult to say which was worse, really. Two different flavours of shit. City only scored twice, and both of those goals were a bit weird (freak sliced own goal and one that no one even realised it had gone in for a while), but I don't think I've ever seen a side dominate United at Old Trafford as much as that. The second half must have been about 90% City possession. Liverpool didn't dominate to quite that extent, but at the same time looked like they would score on every single attack (and frequently did) until Pogba got sent off. The Liverpool game felt like we could easily let in ten, whereas the City game felt like we could go the whole second half without touching the ball.

don't worry man u fans, looks like they have a solid plan

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I didnt realise that city had an incredibly obvious penalty not given and all

"it's 25 bespoke processes" oh lord!

"players never ever go out on a football pitch not to try, we all know that"

Is that a wink or is that an actual belief