Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan (fka All Gas No Brakes)

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His first “good not great” ep. Still, he could keep churning these out weekly and I would eat every last grain.

Love the airtime he gave that Rowan kid at the end + the “you have value” comments to mr. doesn’t-eat-breakfast. My favourite moments of his videos are the small moments of empathy creates in the middle of the craziness.

Call me ol’ fashioned, but definitely had some “oh god stop all hip-hop look at how it’s rotting these kids” thoughts watching this…..

hrep (H.P), Monday, 1 November 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

The kid at the end had some decent flow but needs to find a better friend group/ general mileu. The two people in this who actually came across as decent was Zilla (who in the performance clip they played just made me think "damn I'm old and out of touch, if this is what The Kids are into..."), he just seemed polite but also the fuck am I doing here? That brings up another point, was he literally the only Black person on camera? Then that older guy that made cupboards or whatever, just owned that young performativly "edgy" kid tried to interview him ShOcKiNgLy, so you seeem to have some obsession with my asshole particularly? Yeah, I've spent time in federal prison... watch that kid shrink down

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Monday, 1 November 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

OTM re: cabinet guy. The part with his kid was very sweet too.

I don’t know how to feel about the whiteness of the event except secondhand embarrassment. I don’t know why I feel that way though, someone enlighten me.

Would love to see a Channel 5 LDS-event video.

hrep (H.P), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link

it's utah

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I just saw the reparations one, which is outside of their usual wheelhouse (but still entertaining):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uuGA2xGwg

Andrew's whole business model: 1. Find the people who look and act like GTA 5 characters. 2. Ask them what's on their mind. 3. Profit.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 December 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Didn't expect a Lance Bangs appearance, and didn't expect to hear Slint (if just for a second)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Xse0E_SzA

I'll keep watching these videos, but the joke/WTF-moment density isn't what it used to be IMO.

ernestp, Thursday, 30 December 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link

I loved Phish Lot, plenty of wtf for me

Jimmy Iovine Eat World (bernard snowy), Thursday, 30 December 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

omfg

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 31 December 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

it's true that the nitrous mafia hates phish

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 31 December 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link

antivaxxers in the lot bummed me out but they seem to hate phish for it too so they can fuck off of this planet!

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 31 December 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

I thought this one was pretty good, had some funny moments. Curious that of all his videos this is the first one iirc where lots of people seem to know who he is.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 December 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

The Lance Bangs appearance was the first time I felt second-hand embarrassment against Andrew. The questions about Kurt Cobain and Dave Growl just made me cringe for Lance Bang's sake, having to respond to someone who was implicitly conflating Cobain with music royalty/authority.

All up, still love it though. My favourite Channel 5 highlight is how much middle aged suburban men like to light it up

hrep (H.P), Saturday, 1 January 2022 00:14 (two years ago) link

I thought that Cobain thing was funny because he followed it up with the Dave Grohl thing, implicitly making fun of Dave Grohl.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 January 2022 00:22 (two years ago) link

I didn't pick it up that way but eh

hrep (H.P), Saturday, 1 January 2022 00:38 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY07XkagdnQ

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:15 (two years ago) link

Fave comment: "Andrew finally interviewed someone who can actually rap and offers him the stage. Perhaps this was the Channel 5 plan all along."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link

it does feel a bit snake eats its own tail for him to start producing white rappers

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 23:12 (two years ago) link

Leaving the Q Shaman prison interview for someone with a stronger stomach.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 6 January 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link

kinda feel the same

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link

it was somewhat interesting, frustrating because i feel like if he'd found the right people far earlier he could maybe, maybe have ended up a left winger. all the drugs probably didn't help. andrew is good at pointing out that some of the things he speaks about are real, but most of it is insane

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 6 January 2022 18:42 (two years ago) link

I watched like 15 secs of this and there's some sort of relationship to whiteness that has really bloomed on this show that seems really strange to me that I haven't really paid enough attention to to care to explain, but even stranger is the fandom around it of people needing to have a journalist to cheer on, or to recognize that they're following real journalism, "finally a real journalist" "this is true american journalism" not a big deal but it prompts a xi jingpingy response from me

Bongo Jongus, Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link

Forget it Bongo, it's stan town.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:01 (two years ago) link

Shaman clip is unwatchable/unlistenable. While it is kind of fun to just flit around and click on it at random spots just to hear a few out of context snips of his babble, the interview ain't exactly moving any mountains.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 January 2022 03:19 (two years ago) link

I thought it was a good video all up, albeit with a chunk of dead air. I don’t really put “moving mountains” as my criteria for what makes good media. Throwing a spotlight on the psychology of a mainstream conspiracy theorist does tick my criteria tho.

Don’t know whether I like the Callaghan method (let crazy people just talk) or Theroux method (let crazy people just talk but then present their craziness to their face after they are relatively comfortable) more.

hrep (H.P), Friday, 7 January 2022 03:37 (two years ago) link

moving mountains was just me making a Shaman joke.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 January 2022 03:56 (two years ago) link

Lol. Bummed Andrew didn’t let him keep talking about opening up a church when he was out of jail too.

hrep (H.P), Friday, 7 January 2022 03:58 (two years ago) link

My favourite part was when he said proof of the millennia old baby eating conspiracy is that john podesta looks like the linkin park singer, barabara bush looks like aleister crowley and angela merkel looks like hitler.

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Friday, 7 January 2022 09:38 (two years ago) link

I couldn't watch all of it either but I was intrigued enough to click around a bit. My takeaway from it is that maybe some people are just predisposed to conspiracy brain and that America does an awful lot to push those sorts of people over the edge. The fact that Trump was able to win over these people - despite them generally hating Republican politicians as well - is the real frustrating part.

frogbs, Friday, 7 January 2022 23:11 (two years ago) link

andrew's stuff is generally funny but treats its subjects with a degree of humanity and this asshole is not funny and deserves no such respect

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link

i take it you still haven't watched it?

aegis philbin (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:32 (two years ago) link

At one point he mutes himself because he can’t stop cracking up

frogbs, Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:51 (two years ago) link

The bit I watched, it was so batshit I thought it would have been funny if he just "conducted" the interview/listened to the rant while he was going about his regular business: walking down the street, eating at McDonald's, riding the bus, watching TV ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 January 2022 04:04 (two years ago) link

i haven't watched it, now

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 05:20 (two years ago) link

*no

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 05:21 (two years ago) link

Finally starting this, he's a sentient Joe Rogan episode

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 January 2022 03:19 (two years ago) link

In every way, starting with health and wellness woo into tripping balls to meet god and finally into being a fascist simp

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 January 2022 03:20 (two years ago) link

Not as cringy as I expected, saved by not really having the Shaman on screen

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 January 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link

a fun one

gadaba!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy9x09iCATA

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 27 January 2022 15:27 (two years ago) link

Holy shit, when they're interviewing the twins at the same time.

That ep is funny enough that I paused it 1/3rd of the way through, because I want to give it my full attention. May even start it over again from the beginning.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 January 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link

Some of this felt mean spirited in a way he usually isn't, the kid at 8:39 specifically seems like an awkward person going about his day, idk.

Do like how it pivots from the freak show of the first half into more seriouish interactions with the Memphis rap artist

wkiw guy at 23:17

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 29 January 2022 11:31 (two years ago) link

what really? i think we're all pulling for Nate Dogg. his gap year is gonna be nuts

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 29 January 2022 12:23 (two years ago) link

Nate Dogg was the best. He was chill.

I watched this ep with my wife, and at the end she still had no idea what the focus of the convention even was. It was like a peek at a parallel dimension. Hilariously, when it was over, she went up to our teens and asked if they had ever heard of "Asspizza." They looked at her like she was insane. A lot of the people in the clip, they reminded of the protagonist of "Red Rocket," boasting of having, like, 1000 followers on Porn Hub or whatever, like a) that means anything to 99.9% of people or b) like that means anything at all, period.

So much was very much like: "See these shoes? I designed these butt-ugly shoes when I was 19. Now I'm 20 and I'm *still* wearing them. It's not about the clout, it's about fashion, the design, keeping it real shoes with faces on them, yo. Hit me up on Instagram, I'll get you a mad discount!"

I liked when he asked Asspizza if he was mad when people ripped him off, and he shrugs and just says "I mean, I'm an *influencer* ... "

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 January 2022 14:00 (two years ago) link

I have no idea what this whole thing was about. Parallel dimension OTM.

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 30 January 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

i was gonna get a t-shirt from the merch drop but i am not paying 40 bucks for a t-shirt

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eifzHd_f0l8

4 minutes in. skeptical seeing the title and run time, but as always, this is great.

hrep (H.P), Thursday, 17 February 2022 00:36 (two years ago) link

With all the love in the world for these characters

hoff twins = stunted at sugar-high 12yo but good
Chet = stunted at moody 14yo, but not good

it took me a whole Andrew Callaghan to realise the attraction of reality TV. Going to go watch the Kardashians with my wife tonight cause this is GREAT

hrep (H.P), Thursday, 17 February 2022 00:43 (two years ago) link

my reaction watching most of these vids has always been "damn this is pretty predatory and/or racist" and then I turn it off

Bongo Jongus, Thursday, 17 February 2022 01:14 (two years ago) link

Can understand predatory (isn't that sadly essential to journalism?), but what makes you find it and/or racist?

hrep (H.P), Thursday, 17 February 2022 02:41 (two years ago) link

yeah that's a weird call

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKcJrBRVZn4

Teaser: early in the video (which I've barely watched so far) Andrew says once his passport arrives in the mail he wants to go to Ukraine.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 March 2022 23:52 (two years ago) link


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