Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

God, sorry Darragh, that was shite defending, talk about putting yourself under pressure, ouch, nice cavani finish

Absolutely fucking appalling defending

Romero where the fuck are you

Gary neville calling both those goals world class is an embarrassment

It’s almost impossible to see Spurs scoring against a team that has conceded in all but one of the last twenty two matches (and that was against Wolves).

No manager, Poch included, is going to turn this squad into a decent team but I’ve never seen a Spurs side less likely to get goals.

world class, lol, flat earth defending

Its back to the spurs disease of shitting it at every possible opportunity at the back, we make our own woes from nowhere

The utter inability to create or spot opportunities as indiciduals started under poch tbh but this is miserable

I will say there's a devastating accuracy to Ronaldo goal that would test any defense but still, the second goal was a comedy of errors and half arseness

If your defender jumps and misses a header that a guy volleys in at ground level a yard away im afraid thats a defending error from me trevor

Why the fuck youd let ronaldo choose Davies rather than romero taking responsibility is the other thing

Unlucky harry you almost tried

Bergwijn looks an absolute nothing this last year, utterly below the quality this league expects, Leicester sign him for 12m and maybe turn him into a useful running winger

One, off-target, shot in half an hour, at home, in a game you’re chasing, against a lousy defence.

Would having more than one striker in the squad help? We will never find out.

xpost but that's what I'm saying, that cross was millimetre perfect and Ronaldo body shaping was so classy that the rest was chump meat on the middle, game over'd

It was a very neat finish that he cant believe he got to take id say

United have looked as poor as we couldve hoped but lo celso stemmed our attacks pretty effectively all day and im beginning to see hojbjergs delayed and poorly chosed distribution as more and more of a problem

Bringing in another striker would have allowed us to drop kane a month ago, which could only have helped because he is fucking us out there

well, he was at full strech and Ronaldo classily had to continuously re-adjust his body to get go contact on the ball...dunno, his position is probably wrong to start with but that was a pick out, chefs kiss...and a finish to boot

We are now just kicking it away

Offside surely but where is the fucking defence

Surely offside

Hes off, surely

Lads

Im still not convinced, i know davies looks in line but ...

Embrace the abyss imo

I don't even know who crossed it, but it dropped like a bomb onto Cron boot, the defending has been shocking, for sure

sweet, sweet, nuno nothingness

Nuno carrying the can, as seventh choice manager for this absolute set of cunts, working to this absolute cunt, is unfortunate but thats what hes paid for i guess

Potter was there all along. Everyone knew it too

He's still arguably there

He turned us down

A word for the victors, its easy for this to become about how shit spurs were but united were crap

This whole match has been appalling and makes me question my life that has brought me to this point, sitting through this on a Saturday evening.
I actually think Cavani's goal was good enough, he remains a pure professional finisher who c'mon can only beat what's in front of him but the Cristiano Ronaldo goal was basic af, the sort of shit 8yearolds are doing on the playground each week and all the media folk and anyone else hyping it should be ashamed.
Speaking of being ashamed fucksake Spurs, that is a terrible performance by a terrible Manchester United team and you somehow allowed it to make you look like clowns, where do you even go from here? Harry Kane should be jeered and pelted by fruit as he walks down the street. I have some sympathy for Nuno, how is expected to impose any authority on a bunch of overpaid wasters who all know that he was seventh choice, with a supposed leader of the dressing room who has made it clear both in public statements and more importantly actual performances that he'd rather not be there?

multiple xposts there but yeah

Don't watch Tottenham much, as a goober, but Dier and Skipp were rubbish today, official stats say 9 goal attempts, 0 on target, never seen son play so badly. Kane played?

as a gooner .and a goober,lol

Hellion otm

Except the cavani goal was also a joke

Romero was at sea for two latter goals and tbh arguably youd want him taking responsibility ahead of davies in the buildup to the first

I never knew there was an actual approach to Potter

Every time they get the ball they stop it and start looking round, absolutely fucking gack no thrust no momentum no ambition no courage no hesitation to wish death on em all

Levy is now as toxic to top coaches as mourinho is to top players, this is finished while he remains in place

Seen the ronaldo goal again romero is nowhere near it cancel whatever i was thinking there

Seeing sad Nuno is making me sad

Solskjaer getting all cocky when Cron scored is a pitiful look otoh

Fucking hell hilarious indiscipline from City

Wolves TikTok admin is undisputed 🤣🤣 #WWFC pic.twitter.com/PoQs1IhVZt

— Stacey (@Stacey_Belle) October 31, 2021

Sacking nuno is prob gonna make us good again id say

Tottenham board now considering candidates list before sacking Nuno. Decision still to be communicated but job understood to be ‘more than in danger’. ⚪️ #THFC

Nuno’s waiting - Antonio Conte has always been top of Paratici’s list since last summer [there was no agreement].

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) October 31, 2021

Why would Conte sign now? Why would anyone?

Coach and paratici the least problematic element of the four layers of the club, or at least the least proven as utterly fucked

Handling of today embarrassing again

Nuno gone

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59110614

Good for him id hope he gets a suitable gig in a decent setup and outperforms our circus

Genuinely, Big Sam might be among the least bad options rn