Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Glad to see Fergie looking well

Lookin' like a hauf shut knife, as my maw used to say.

Zaha masterclass so far - goal, get someone sent off, make everyone lose the head and try to kill him

you know what, fair play

well played brighton

Man this is the bad times

We are the team youd love to see coming after a tough run

Surely a red

Avoided the pub tonight cos watching 22 lads choke is triggering

Shades of thatcher on mendes imo

The only craic to be had today is in making nonsense calls like that and hoping nobody passes to kane

Spurs not defending wide, interesting approach

Surely a red for shaw and a pen there against awb

Id like a ferrari an all

Jesus soft opportunity given away there, united should prob score

Must be offside

Whats that brittle looking cunt fucking around with his flag like that for

as a non cRon fan, he took that beautifully, god dammit!

What is davies like

What is lloris like

slow lloris

Easy easy one nil half time that, we are so laboured on the ball and so lax off it

And believe me this is a better performance than most of our showings this season

Jesus there isnt much to recommend this at all

God, sorry Darragh, that was shite defending, talk about putting yourself under pressure, ouch, nice cavani finish

Absolutely fucking appalling defending

Romero where the fuck are you

Gary neville calling both those goals world class is an embarrassment

It’s almost impossible to see Spurs scoring against a team that has conceded in all but one of the last twenty two matches (and that was against Wolves).

No manager, Poch included, is going to turn this squad into a decent team but I’ve never seen a Spurs side less likely to get goals.

world class, lol, flat earth defending

Its back to the spurs disease of shitting it at every possible opportunity at the back, we make our own woes from nowhere

The utter inability to create or spot opportunities as indiciduals started under poch tbh but this is miserable

I will say there's a devastating accuracy to Ronaldo goal that would test any defense but still, the second goal was a comedy of errors and half arseness

If your defender jumps and misses a header that a guy volleys in at ground level a yard away im afraid thats a defending error from me trevor

Why the fuck youd let ronaldo choose Davies rather than romero taking responsibility is the other thing

Unlucky harry you almost tried

Bergwijn looks an absolute nothing this last year, utterly below the quality this league expects, Leicester sign him for 12m and maybe turn him into a useful running winger

One, off-target, shot in half an hour, at home, in a game you’re chasing, against a lousy defence.

Would having more than one striker in the squad help? We will never find out.

xpost but that's what I'm saying, that cross was millimetre perfect and Ronaldo body shaping was so classy that the rest was chump meat on the middle, game over'd

It was a very neat finish that he cant believe he got to take id say

United have looked as poor as we couldve hoped but lo celso stemmed our attacks pretty effectively all day and im beginning to see hojbjergs delayed and poorly chosed distribution as more and more of a problem

Bringing in another striker would have allowed us to drop kane a month ago, which could only have helped because he is fucking us out there

well, he was at full strech and Ronaldo classily had to continuously re-adjust his body to get go contact on the ball...dunno, his position is probably wrong to start with but that was a pick out, chefs kiss...and a finish to boot

We are now just kicking it away

Offside surely but where is the fucking defence

Surely offside

Hes off, surely

Lads

Im still not convinced, i know davies looks in line but ...

Embrace the abyss imo

I don't even know who crossed it, but it dropped like a bomb onto Cron boot, the defending has been shocking, for sure

sweet, sweet, nuno nothingness

Nuno carrying the can, as seventh choice manager for this absolute set of cunts, working to this absolute cunt, is unfortunate but thats what hes paid for i guess

Potter was there all along. Everyone knew it too