That extra sucks. Wtf.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:21 (four years ago)
Potentially political? I only ask cause when I tried to post the "We told them it would trickle down roffle" image macro on FB in various formats, it was apparently completely blocked.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:23 (four years ago)
i quit facebook a few months ago, but it was mainly to try to pry myself off of the internet in general (i ended up just shifting more of my online time to other online places, similar to when i quit drinking coca-cola and coincidentally started drinking loads of coffee when i was 18). i loathe the way that facebook surveils me and my friends so that they can sell their psychographic profiles to third parties, but that's happening all the time across the internet. i bring a long trail of cookies with me wherever i go. i would feel less fatalistic about the direction of social media/internet it if i thought that it would be regulated appropriately, but i don't share tomboto's optimism on that
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 21, 2018 5:32 PM (three years ago)
for those who are still on facebook: what would it take for you to delete your account?
is there a limit to the amount of misuse/selling of your private data that can occur before you've had enough? or is the real issue just that facebook is too useful in certain ways (staying in touch, finding local event invitations, telling everyone you're engaged or pregnant, etc), so you wouldn't delete your account until there's a functional equivalent that you could migrate to?
not trying to be judgmental here. i deleted my account back in january, pre-Cambridge scandal. i was well aware of facebook's shittiness, but i quit because of personal reasons/depression. and i'm still on instagram (owned by facebook), which is probably analyzing all of my images to see what kinds of products i enjoy and where i like to hang out, and connecting all of that to my friends' patterns of behaviors so that some other company can increase the persuasion factor of their advertisements by 1.5%.
i'm digressing, as always. but it's very depressing. we know that something is deeply wrong, but we're also getting used to how all of this works. we lose our privacy and we know we're being manipulated, but we keep allowing them to do it because the product is useful enough to outweigh the abuse. right?
― Karl Malone, Monday, April 9, 2018 12:17 PM (three years ago)
i wish everyone would quit facebook and join are.na. you can search for me there under my name. you create "channels" (general topics, like "minimalism" or "things that look like butts" or "media criticism") which contain "blocks". blocks are links to things, images, files, etc. you can take anyone else's "block" and add it to any of your own channels. you set the privacy level of each channel you make - you can make it private, you can set it to public/closed (which means others can see your channel but can't edit it), or public/open (which means other people can add blocks to it).
it is tiny and awesome and they're not surveilling you. just join in addition to facebook and get used to another place to share things with people that isn't brazenly fucking you over all the time.
it is one of the best 2 sites on the internet
― Karl Malone, Sunday, April 15, 2018 2:40 PM (three years ago)
i know, i know. i own an OUYA. :-/
but i like to try new things and think that it's possible to do better than facebook
― Karl Malone, Sunday, April 15, 2018 5:28 PM (three years ago)
everybody should stop using facebook and use instagram instead, in the meantime
just kidding about the latter part, although i use instagram
― typo hell #11: i plan to set-up an even better on in my prospectiv (Karl Malone), Wednesday, October 6, 2021 12:06 AM (two months ago)
well i'm back on facebook
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 21:21 (four years ago)
which of your free "welcome back" gifts did you select?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 21:25 (four years ago)
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/a/a9/BB_James_Kilkelly.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20111216184552
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 21:43 (four years ago)
i’m pretty close to deleting instagram, which gets me one step closer to being entirely off big tech (apart from uh, my apple ID). whatsapp is the other big one, though. that’s harder to surmount. feels more like a utility than the others and i would have a very hard time doing without it.facebook i haven’t thought about in years and years apart from what i read in the news.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 21:51 (four years ago)
I check in on Facebook only because my family worries about me if I don't. None of friends or family enjoy it because everyone's nosy old aunt or neighbor or grammar school teacher is also reading their timelines. It's become depressing.
Also what's really awkward is when a school friend posts a tasteless joke and five minutes later your other school friend announces that their brother has just died or something. Having all of these disparate contacts in one place has made a lot of people reticent. No one knows what to post anymore so they just post pictures of food or their dog.
The latest tragicomedy was this week when I damn near permanently crippled myself obtaining a giant bottle of Galliano for my brother. Also dropped the $50 bottle but thankfully it didn't crack. By the time thing made it to my kitchen table, I was in tears.
However I cannot seek consolation on FB regarding my fragile holiday emotional state as it would entail revealing said gift and the hell I went through to get it.
― Night of Olay: The Resurrection (I M Losted), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 22:50 (four years ago)
i learned through FB pics who the new girl my bro is seeing is. because even though he wasn't tagged in the pic, his best friend posted it, so his ex blew up at him ("you're already over me!!!"), and my brother told my mother, and she told me.
sadly, someone I was kinda into, but my dating life has pretty much ended until pandemic ends/caregiving stabilizes, and plus I'm looking scraggly and ugly these days. (though I did shave finally)
I M Losted you are right about people being tentative about the climate right now of what to post. there's so much sadness I think people are afraid to share some joy as it might come across the wrong way?
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 23:31 (four years ago)
Absolutely. You don't want to post something happy or trivial when someone else in your extended circle is having a rough time.
― Night of Olay: The Resurrection (I M Losted), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 23:40 (four years ago)
i post once a day, if that these days. except for when sports are on
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 23:41 (four years ago)
Can never delete Instagram because I'd miss Brisk God videos
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 23:43 (four years ago)
one of my friends is, for what seems like the third time this year, publicly telling everybody that he's done with his fiancee and tagged her in the post AND made the post global.
if this fits the usual pattern, it will be deleted in ten minutes, and tomorrow there will be a huge pic of the two of them that he shares, all smiles.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 December 2021 04:53 (four years ago)
don't get on facebook
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 December 2021 07:22 (four years ago)
Bruce!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 December 2021 11:00 (four years ago)
Sorry for the clickbait source but I can't see beyond the paywall. (Original source is the WSJ.)
https://www.rawstory.com/mark-zuckerberg-2656194176/
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:16 (four years ago)
The company's "sharp-elbowed" response to Haugen's claims was driven by Zuckerberg as the social media giant faced its biggest crisis in years, according to the report. Zuckerberg "told employees not to apologize" and announced the company was changing its name to Meta."Mr. Zuckerberg pushed subordinates to respond more forcefully to the bad publicity, according to people familiar with the discussions," according to the Wall Street Journal. "In a virtual meeting in late November, some of Meta’s largest institutional investors asked Facebook to address some of the issues around user safety, according to people familiar with the call. Some investors found Mr. Zuckerberg, who also is chairman, defensive on the call, these people said. They left dissatisfied with Facebook’s overall response, because the company reiterated previous talking points and didn’t share any big new changes, according to a written briefing about the meeting described to the Journal."
"Mr. Zuckerberg pushed subordinates to respond more forcefully to the bad publicity, according to people familiar with the discussions," according to the Wall Street Journal. "In a virtual meeting in late November, some of Meta’s largest institutional investors asked Facebook to address some of the issues around user safety, according to people familiar with the call. Some investors found Mr. Zuckerberg, who also is chairman, defensive on the call, these people said. They left dissatisfied with Facebook’s overall response, because the company reiterated previous talking points and didn’t share any big new changes, according to a written briefing about the meeting described to the Journal."
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:17 (four years ago)
the company reiterated previous talking points and didn’t share any big new changes
when was this ever not true of FB?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:21 (four years ago)
That time they made Breitbart part of their "fact checking" group?
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:25 (four years ago)
im beginning to think sociopaths shouldnt control everything, sorry thats just how i feel
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 December 2021 18:37 (four years ago)
"Move fast and break things then don't apologize."
There just needs to be a culling of all tech billionaires. I'm sure the videos of such would go quite viral and generate a lot of hits.
― earlnash, Friday, 31 December 2021 13:43 (four years ago)
i use it mostly to catalogue my music movie and game collection!
― xzanfar, Friday, 31 December 2021 16:58 (four years ago)
https://www.garbageday.email/p/viral-content-optimized-to-piss-off
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 January 2022 20:45 (four years ago)
I've noticed the last few weeks, in politics and COVID threads, and just now in a baseball thread, people posting Twitter threads where the person tweeting has a lot to say and breaks everything into a whole bunch (meaning, what they need to say/140) of tweets. Is this relatively new, or have people always done that on Twitter? Facebook's zillion and one problems are well documented in this thread, but it also has this amazing feature (shared by ILX and other message boards) where you can say everything you want in one place.
― clemenza, Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:53 (four years ago)
‘1/997’ tweet threads have been a running joke for at least a decade.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:56 (four years ago)
They began the minute someone decided to use the platform for something other than dick jokes or micro-blogging about where they got a latte.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:58 (four years ago)
Okay. Almost all the tweeting I see is what shows up here.
― clemenza, Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:58 (four years ago)
It just seems so dumb to me that people would do that.
― clemenza, Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:59 (four years ago)
You're not wrong. There are rare occasions when the format works because each succeeding tweet reveals something more insane in a deep dive, like a slide show of horrors
The thing you need to understand about today's Zillow find is that it was built in 2010 in the United States of America. 1/ pic.twitter.com/Rd5JrrsVgr— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) January 14, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 15 January 2022 20:05 (four years ago)
I'm immediately launching a new social media platform called Slide Show of Horrors, for people with stories to share that get worse and worse by the sentence.
― clemenza, Saturday, 15 January 2022 20:09 (four years ago)
that's a helluva thread there
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2022 20:45 (four years ago)
facebook.com itself is on borrowed time, their only hope is whatsapp and insta (and lmao metaverse)
Holy shit. Facebook just *got smaller,* probably for the first time in its history. https://t.co/59xqrmpB9M pic.twitter.com/bAo0cHIrh1— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) February 2, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 22:20 (four years ago)
Diediediediediediedie
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 23:42 (four years ago)
tis a consummation devoutly to be wished
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 01:48 (four years ago)
some of their ivermectin hydroxychloroquine posters stopped using the site because they are dead
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 3 February 2022 01:50 (four years ago)
stock down 25%
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:05 (four years ago)
Sheesh. Not every day that $230 billion in market cap goes poof.
― o. nate, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:58 (four years ago)
pic.twitter.com/aobBLaWeCN— drill (ON THE RUN) (@drilliebobby) February 7, 2022
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/02/07/facebook-metaverse-horizon-worlds-kids-safety/
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:22 (four years ago)
I can't express how peeved I am that these douches are ruining the word metaverse which Atlus shd've locked down
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:26 (four years ago)
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/02/facebook-hate-speech-misinformation-superusers/621617/
― rob, Thursday, 10 February 2022 14:56 (four years ago)
what a shithole. Interesting to see how the weightings work/ change. would love to run an experiment slowly turning all the popular content more and more lefty.
― kinder, Thursday, 10 February 2022 18:57 (four years ago)
eh
― DT, Thursday, 10 February 2022 20:49 (four years ago)
Instagram owner Meta said it would let its users in some countries call for violence against Russian President Vladimir Putin and Russian soldiers.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-60709208
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 March 2022 16:28 (four years ago)
I guess it handed Russia a rationale to block Facebook and Instagram. They probably would've found one anyway.
― o. nate, Friday, 11 March 2022 16:37 (four years ago)
buy nothing now has an app so you don't have to sign up to facebook to post/reply.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 May 2022 20:22 (four years ago)
what's the difference between buy nothing and freecycle?
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 May 2022 20:31 (four years ago)
Buy Nothing is a bit more idealistic and community-minded and generally restricted to a smaller area, I think.
― Alba, Thursday, 26 May 2022 20:53 (four years ago)
Was locked out of my account ("Facebook Protect"-related) for 36 hours, a friend finally figured out a solution (gave him my password and he logged in, and then, for reasons I don't understand, I was able to also).
Not to sound naive, but one question coming out of this: besides "billions of dollars," how is a public company that (if locked out from your account) pretty much can not be contacted--by phone, by e-mail--allowed to operate? Even Microsoft and Amazon, I'm pretty sure I was able to contact them in the past over a couple of issues. Here, I was caught in this Joseph Heller-level endless loop: 1) locked out; 2) required to change settings to get back in; 3) can't change settings because I'm locked out.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 21:48 (three years ago)
WHOA DOCTOR, facebook got BURNED on this one!!!
Bloomberg / Contributor | Bloomberg57WITH 47 POSTERS PARTICIPATINGSHARE ON FACEBOOKSHARE ON TWITTERIt’s been four years since users alleging harm caused by the Cambridge Analytica scandal sued Facebook (now Meta) for selling tons of easily identifying personal information to third parties, allegedly doing so even when users thought they had denied consent. In 2018, plaintiffs alleged in a consolidated complaint that Facebook acted in “astonishingly reckless” ways and did “almost nothing” to protect users from the potential harms of this “intentionally” obscured massive data market. The company, they said, put 87 million users at “a substantial and imminent risk of identity theft, fraud, stalking, scams, unwanted texts, emails, and even hacking.” And users’ only option to avoid these risks was to set everything on Facebook to private—so even friends wouldn’t see their activity.Because of Facebook’s allegedly deceptive practices, plaintiffs said that “Facebook users suffered concrete injury in ways that transcend a normal data breach injury.” Plaintiffs had gotten so far in court defending these claims that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was scheduled to take the stand for six hours this September, along with lengthy depositions scheduled for former Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg and current Meta Chief Growth Officer Javier Olivan. However, it looks like none of those depositions will be happening now.On Friday, a joint motion was filed with the US District Court for the Northern District of California. It confirmed that the plaintiffs and Facebook had reached a settlement agreement that seems to have finally ended the class action lawsuit that Meta had previously said it hoped would be over by March 2023.It's not clear yet how much the settlement will cost Facebook—which has already paid billions in fines to the FTC—but there may be more information on Facebook sanctions in the next few days. Although the joint motion requested 60 days to draft a written settlement agreement, US district judge Vince Chhabria only granted the motion in part. Chhabria said he still expects all parties to “appear at the hearing on Friday, September 2 to discuss sanctions.”Meta and Facebook’s legal team told Ars that it has no comment. The plaintiffs’ legal team did not immediately respond.
Because of Facebook’s allegedly deceptive practices, plaintiffs said that “Facebook users suffered concrete injury in ways that transcend a normal data breach injury.” Plaintiffs had gotten so far in court defending these claims that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was scheduled to take the stand for six hours this September, along with lengthy depositions scheduled for former Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg and current Meta Chief Growth Officer Javier Olivan. However, it looks like none of those depositions will be happening now.
On Friday, a joint motion was filed with the US District Court for the Northern District of California. It confirmed that the plaintiffs and Facebook had reached a settlement agreement that seems to have finally ended the class action lawsuit that Meta had previously said it hoped would be over by March 2023.
It's not clear yet how much the settlement will cost Facebook—which has already paid billions in fines to the FTC—but there may be more information on Facebook sanctions in the next few days. Although the joint motion requested 60 days to draft a written settlement agreement, US district judge Vince Chhabria only granted the motion in part. Chhabria said he still expects all parties to “appear at the hearing on Friday, September 2 to discuss sanctions.”
Meta and Facebook’s legal team told Ars that it has no comment. The plaintiffs’ legal team did not immediately respond.
OUCH!!!!!!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 01:06 (three years ago)
https://social.entrepreneur.com/s/sajak-walks-off-set?as=6dap23851079301260596&utm_source=fb&utm_medium=z020409&utm_content=23851079248380596&utm_campaign=6dap23851079301260596&bdk=0
i included the facebook bonus URL numbers because it's the facebook thread.
if you have 5 minutes, you should read through that link. i feel very strange now
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 23:52 (three years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/9e62auv.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/RFJnJtJ.jpgsajak appears to be in physical pain whenever he has to give away 100K
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 23:53 (three years ago)