Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Misread this as Indiana Jones and The Filth Movie.

Cute

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Really is!

Still no title but they screened some footage at D23 yesterday.

hold on to your potato!!

They showed a trailer didn't they? Anyway, by all accounts Harrison Ford was in good spirits, even moved, which is unlike him.

Emotionally or physically/spatially?

(content-less, but nevertheless...)

Disney In “Panic” After ‘Indiana Jones 5’ Flops
https://insidethemagic.net/2022/11/disney-panic-after-indiana-jones-5-flops-ab1/#google_vignette

A report from Hollywood insider Overlord DVD has now indicated that Disney has tested six different endings to the movie and that the audiences haven’t been happy with any of them.

“Indiana Jones 5 has been a troubled production, delayed a full year after this channel leaked the horrible things Kathleen Kennedy had planned for Indiana Jones. Now, after a year’s worth of reshoots and tinkering, Disney realizes that they have a disaster on their hands as test audiences reject every single version they’ve been shown!”

As with Han Solo I don’t need to see some tragic Indy death scene ever

Well, it is the director of "Logan," right?

That source name alone makes me raise an eyebrow.

that all sounds like hooey. I wouldn't be surprised if the movie sucks but there is no way they are sending it to disney+ only and there is no way PWB is taking over the lead role, give me a break

Perhaps in reaction to that negative rumor, there have been ton of leaks and tidbits the last couple days...

Dun dah dun dahhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfVYgWYaHmE

Already getting better vibes from this than the last movie.

Is there a shot of him jumping the Falcon into light speed in that? At 1:08?

Lotta crap looking CGI there

Lotta crap looking CGI there

― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, December 1, 2022 5:33 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is true.

Last four posts all otm

Weirdly looks and feels like a video-game trailer...

It's not uncommon to use unfinished effects in trailers

I don’t think polishing is going to improve the shot of Indy jumping in the car coming from the opposite direction.

St Vincent Street looks good though.

Ye olde trailer breakdown

https://gizmodo.com/indiana-jones-5-trailer-breakdown-dial-of-destiny-ford-1849843527

Dial of Destiny as in he's finally fucked off into retirement and we spend two hours watching him awkwardly decide what to watch on TV?

I'm sure the Falcon shot will be some pseudo-WWII-era plane that he's flying into a faith-based mystical vortex, as a dumb cheeky nod.

Ah, the key question:

LaBeouf and his character will not be in Dial of Destiny, and Mangold promises audiences will "find out what happened" to him, but of course, won't say more.

Hoping 'boiled in oil' is an option.

Indy set him up to get melted like the Temple of Doom Nazis.

Died on the way to his home planet

Beheaded by a low-hanging branch while motorcycling.

"He's a guy who's never happier wearing glasses and reading a book, but somehow finds himself in these kinds of incredible situations. He uses unorthodox weapons to defend himself. He usually figures his way out of trouble with his brain, which is a very different set of circumstances than most of the heroes of our contemporary culture, who are just empowered."

Feel like he's describing a much more clichéd character than Indy here. Indy goes for the blunt, direct approach just as often. The sneaky stuff mostly doesn't work.

Shia LeBouf was just another fragment of Indy's personality.

and in fact he is imagining these adventures

re-watching all the Indian Jones movies after having watched things like King SOlomon's Mines is making me see how Spielberg put movies from his childhood on steroids

I am just now realizing Shia Lebeouf was a timelord

xpost Funnily enough I've ended up doing the same thing recently, halfway through an IJ rewatch now. (The Quartermain trashfires are truly mockbusters of their day.)

Paul Robeson is in King SOlomon's Mines which was a synchronicity for me because I have been listening to him a lot lately. Maybe the new INdy movies needs some baritone musical numbers as well (Sisters of Mercy?)

Dun dah dun dun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQpwONzpcy4

Looks CGIed out its arse.

I hope it's as good as but not as depressing as Logan

The only Super Bowl movie trailer I gave even half a shit about

Dun dah dun dun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQfMbSe7F2g

So here's my real question -- between Denholm Elliott, Jim Broadbent, Ray Winstone and now Toby Jones, does...Indiana Jones have ANY American academic colleagues?

damn outsourcing

Looks CGIed out its arse.

― chap, Monday, February 13, 2023 6:13 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

More or less than the Call of the Wild trailer?

So here's my real question -- between Denholm Elliott, Jim Broadbent, Ray Winstone and now Toby Jones, does...Indiana Jones have ANY American academic colleagues?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, April 7, 2023 10:53 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Nazi-era brain drain brought many academics to the U.S., but surely they would be more...Central European?

They were fleeing the evil Stanley Baldwin regime. (Maybe it was.)

if they ever do a modern day reboot Indy can chase down NFTs

I'm in. Dammit.

Per reports, 154 minutes long. Dun-dah-dun-dun, hold-your-piss.

first movie to ever run long because the actor on screen had to take a piss

Dun dah dun dun
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