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I cannot stand that Sorayama guy.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Not much for me either but I bet drawing them is fun.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ahahahah alright, enjoy your co-misery. adieu

http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2003-06-10/stockings/stockings4.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost -

I wholeheartedly endorse luna and her advice…

― carson dial (carson dial), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well hell, I did it, I could hardly tell someone else not to.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how we used to flirt shamelessly on Fridays and now we talk smut and advise each other to wank. It feels like we've come so far...

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-03_jpg.jpg

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-24_jpg.jpg

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-26_jpg.jpg

ihttp://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/monica.bellucci.index.5.small2.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 19 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://grampaslap.com/images/shag/diego.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 19 March 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://freespace.virgin.net/slampiece.inc/5/images/ewan&jon.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 19 March 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

I agree with the sleep deprivation hypothesis.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 29th, 2004 3:10 PM. (jaymc) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Er, yeah.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Man, am I glad that everyone else from my office has gone home!

Oh dear lord... that Ewan and Jonathan slash photo. I can't take it. HOTTEST THING EVER.

::fans self::

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

so y'all are horny, huh

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Hi.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I think I may just be tired, for once.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Not really horny. Just overtired. And well... everything seems sexual right now.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

That's what I'm getting at, Mandee.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Nope, all those David Caruso photos just killed my clit-on. Phew.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh who does it surprise that I'm posting here again? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

We. Are. All. HORNDOGS!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm really quite horny at the moment; I'm at the stage where you start looking at your coworkers with a certain eye. Of course this isn't helped at all by the fact that many of my coworkers are cute student girls...

I miss having a fuck buddy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

ME TOO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Christ, someone send me dirty email please.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

It surprises the baby Jesus!

xpost to Lunars

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

This was really my finest hour.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

beesign.at!! good god

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Luna, I tried to send you a dirty email, but failed miserably.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Failed in sending it or in writing it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

i look at almost every man in THAT way

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

With disdain?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, I trust I need not elaborate on the unlikelitude of a member of the ursus horibilis species being able to shave its own pubic area. And to those here tonight who may think otherwise and have gone to the media propounding your cockamamie theories, I suggest you open your grade school science textbooks to the section marked Opposable Thumbs.

― Dr. Camby, Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I sent you another mail, Luna. That was the first time I've written an erotic story to anyone.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I hope my language didn't suck, it's kinda hard to try to be erotic with a foreign tongue.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Luna deflowers yet another young buck.

― ComMISERABLE ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Haha, after having read my own story I feel a bit ashamed now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Dude, we've seen you in much more compromising positions... literaly! I'm sure you'll cause Luna much delight.

― Underwear ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

B-b-but I'm not ashamed of my body!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

some of us quite appreciated those pics. that sounds creepy. it's just complimentary though.

― juliaaa, Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, I'm blushing here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Everyone please send me naked photos, okthxbye.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

here you go, jaymc:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=naked%20photos&hl=en&hs=I9U&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&sa=N&tab=wi

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

that is helpful, rjg, thank you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

What the hell is this?!

http://www.nigelholton.com/images/Film%20Gallery/images/Naked-Souls.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

you've sullied this thread, i fear.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm at the stage where you start looking at your coworkers with a certain eye

i call this stage "being at work"

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

That's just one of the pics from RJG's link... But the film seems to be real, here's the plot summary from IMDb:

Edward is busy trying to unlock the secrets of reading and recording people's thoughts. He is very involved with his work leaving little room for girlfriend Britt. Longstreet comes along and offers Edward a place to do his research and have unlimited funding. There are, however, ulterior motives as Edward is also somehow unlocking the secrets of eternal life.

Holy shit!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

this is getting out of control now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

have a cold shower

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

i am at work.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

go and wash your hands

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

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