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The Ferraro's are in deep doo daa with Johnny for losing his cars

The 'Lords of the Bling' lads had a scrap (can't remember the names) over the Ferraro girl.

That blonde girl who hangs around with the Ferraro's shouted at them a bit and then did one.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahh, I understand. Thanks Ste.

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where they will be leaving I guess? They have to come up with either the lost cars or loads of money by the end of the day, there was talk of running away.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Allen's daughter is clearly some sort of nervous wreck and keeps running away. She freaked out at the sight of a picture of her sister on his wall. I think the sister in question was murdered by gangsters.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the Farreiras are as good as gone anyway.

Johnny Allens daughter is an assasin. She killed her sister. Jane in the caff put her up to it cause she don't like li'l girls innit?

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Sonia had lots of angst about the fact that Chloe's adoptive parents had been killed in a car crash, with Martin being totally unsupportive as per. Sonia seems to have developed quite a lot of turn-on-turn-off emotions for Chloe over the last few years. I mean when Zoe was pregnant she was all "it's the best thing to feel your baby growing as part of you" - wtf she didn't even know she was pregnant until Mo Harris told her there was a baby's head poking out her hole...

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

that episode where sonia suddenly started having a baby was probably, for me, the freakiest moment ever.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Mo Harris told her there was a baby's head poking out her hole...

Mmm, attractive. Thanks, Ailsa.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what happened! Didn't you see it?

In tonight's EastEnders update, the Ferreiras have gone! FOR GOOD!

Nope, it was a fire apparently. Though that fire may have been gangster-related as I wasn't really paying attention. She was called Scarlet. Like as in Scarlets. DO YOU SEE?

Isn't Stacey Slater annoying? Note to scriptwriters - we all remember Janine, we don't need another one just yet thanks.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

but Johnny Allen = best Walford gangster so far!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

Ross Kemp's coming back, as many predicted (inc. myself). Not even this compels me to watch it though.

My prediction stands: He will take back the Queen Vic, get Vicky or Sonia or both up the duff whilst seeing Den's old bit of stuff, then die somehow in another hopelessly ill-conceived scenario.

― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

bringing back RK would be a mistake.

I watch eastenders, at the moment, if it's on the telly I'm watching.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm watching it now. It's not very good. Phil is a rubbish baddie, but I am quite looking forward to him flushing Ian's head down the loo.

Jake and Danny have grown on me, now that they are leaving.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, who is phil?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

He's the hefty hero of all East End furries everywhere.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Mind you, not every rubbish baddie gets to belt Ian in the face and bogflush him.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Allan needs to do less "emoting" and more "cheifing"/"housing"/"sonning".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but he should put himself up to a real fight, then he wouldn't be such a rubbish baddie. I mean, *I* could flush Ian's head down the loo and I'm a girl.

(xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

But could you make him whimper?

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian took Phil down though.

Why are the Moon brothers being written out already? They're much better than the Mitchells.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dawn's ex-boyfriend is going to be re-written in soon after he's written out, though. No, I don't get the point either.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil one-punched two policeman, Ailsa. I don't know any girls who can do that.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha I just *knew* Ian was going to fuck phil over there.

Ian best wimpering idiot ever tho.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

who is phil?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

phil mitchell, been locked up for some months now. billy mitchells brother.

big fat hard man

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

he's the one with a beetroot for a head

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I thought phil was well out of it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic 'enders.

Phil (pointing to toilet): "Remember that?"
Ian: "No Phil! NOT THE TOILET OF DEATH!!!11!!1"

Copper: "You're soaking wet sir."
Ian: "Well I'm just out the bath (WITH ALL MY CLOTHES ON!)."

I liked the coppers surrounding Phil then deciding to take him on one at a time a la every Bruce Lee film ever. Two sore faces later they decide mob-handed might be a better strategy.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Question, is Den's body in the Cellar of the Vic? And do you think Phil discovered it when he (apparently) hid down there?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

And is Phil still doing that infernal sighing after every sentence?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, in yesterday's episode he didn't once utter his catchphrase, viz. "I've changed."

As we never saw the ladies physically disposing of/burying Den's body, one assumes that the door is open for him to crawl back in another 14 years' time.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

So what happened with Phil and Ian? Ack, I'm starting to take an interest again...

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil ran into every house on the square in an attempt to hide, then ended up at Ian's where he socked his ex-son-in-law on the nose, then flushed him down the bog. Then he got sentimental over a picture of his Ben on the fridge. Ian convinced him to go hide in the arches while he ~~got some cash~~ dobbed him in. Phil runs round the square, in Pauline's front door, out her back door (or vice versa?), bangs on the door of the Vic, punches a couple of coppers and gets nicked.

What I don't know, yet, is if he came back for two episodes or if we're going to have to go through six weeks of courtroom tedium now.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

What was Phil hiding from and why?

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

Perhaps he could appear in that ghastly-sounding People's Court thing that's just started on daytime ITV.

(nb: Phil did not literally flush Ian down the bog - we were denied that pleasing spectacle)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What was Phil hiding from and why?

The Ol' Bill. He's still to be tried after Dirty Den stitched him up in a robbery.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone else think that pauline has had some dodgy plastic surgery? not recently, but at some point? this is a big topic of discussion in my house.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Billy is in trouble for denying he's seen Phil, then bursting into a room full of coppers with a wad of cash intended for his cuz. Phil's DNA/fingerprints will be on a vodka glass in the front room (he is off the wagon again).

(x-post) You never see Pauline with hair tucked behind her ears any more - is she hiding the join?

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wendy Richards lives near Ed's dad and appears to be suffering from cancer and bad wigs.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

now i feel bad!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

still, i do think she's had a bad lift.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What would happen if wendy richards pickup up one of moira stewarts wigs in the morning instead of one of her own?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

she'd end up in a tryst with Pat, you sick, sick man

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewwww! Bad Stevem!

Ed, it's P@m $t Cl3m3ns who is *supposed to be* the muff diva with the newsreader girlfriend (and is a posh old luvvy to boot). Furthermore, she doesn't even live in Marylebone.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i love watching inteviews with pam. i was shocked the first time i saw her out of character - she has such an amazing, stately presence.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What, like the Trellick Tower?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

A threesome with Pauline, Pat and Dot - I think that would act as a major criminal deterrent.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Television suddenly becomes a major prison torture device.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

suddenly becomes?

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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