On Sinema at the Sinema: October 2021 US Politics thread

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Isn't lindsay one of the many elderly senators people say are showing cognitive decline? Not to excuse him of course he’s still beneath contempt.

Between waxing and blowdrying, these Brazilians will soon control all of our follicles

he's only in his mid sixties: plenty of time to catch a fatal disease and die.

We had 40,000 Brazilians come through the Yuma Sector alone headed for Connecticut wearing designer clothes and Gucci bags.

david roth on twitter said "this claim is so close to being a cuban linx-era raekwon lyric" and now i can only hear it in the chef's voice

is "yuma sector" anything other than a borders patrol / ICE designation? how creepy to be in front of a national audience and use these jargony terms as if everyone knew them (on hannity, they probably did). it's like, we're all looking at the border as a series of military sectors and migrants as enemy invaders, right? how is Sector 7-URF doing? what about 7-URF, LINDSEY

the 40,000 brazilians with gucci bags sounds like a lindsey graham version on the 30-50 feral hogs meme to me

Now Get This!
We feed the lies to the graham
And the graham to the hann
And get the gucci bags for nothing!

Braz-ill-i-Ans

I can’t think of any recent precedent for potential primary challenges to a sitting Senator. Anyone? Atrocious numbers. https://t.co/0IgHi3gDrt pic.twitter.com/DqvRJGKMfV

— Taniel (@Taniel) October 14, 2021

wait til she turns on her Sinemagic

i really do wish they'd list "anyone but sinema" as an option on polls like this

lolll Karl

i really do wish they'd list "anyone but sinema" as an option on polls like this

― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not exactly that question, but approval/disapproval was 25/70 in the same poll.

yeah, but just to make it really explicit for the headlines

right. i think the reason pollsters don't waste a question on that is pretty much every politician loses to "anyone but this guy" because voters can imagine a candidate that doesn't exist.

25/70 is *insane* btw

T/S: the esteem of your constituents vs. the esteem of those sliding you envelopes filled with money in smokey backrooms

fun story about how she doesn't have any friends any more and seems to be deliberately commiting social suicide

"We'll put up the funds for your election campaign.
Oh, uh, waiter? Can you bring the champagne?"

forgot the url

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kyrsten-sinema-is-unfriending-her-network-into-oblivion?ref=home

She’s like the Kyrie Irving of the Senate, there’s no rhyme or reason to anything she’s doing unless she’s intentionally trying to make everyone dislike her

“It’s not effective to pressure me on anything,” she said. “Because I am a thoughtful person who takes a lot of time, deliberatively, to make decisions, once I’ve made a decision, I feel very comfortable with it. And it doesn’t matter what other people think.”

Good thing she doesn't represent people whose interests might diverge from her own.

Christ, she's such a cartoon villain at this point.

she also hasn't made a decision, or if she has, hasn't told anyone what decision she's made. unless that decision is "willfully obstruct this whole deal because i want to"

She's deliberating!

my impression is that she articulated some specific demands to the president but refuses to make those public because they would be extremely unpopular

imagine if she were extremely unpopular

if both bills somehow end up getting passed, I suspect a lot of her antics will be quickly forgotten. I imagine her dream scenario is getting a massively scaled back reconciliation bill that includes whatever shitty provisions she's angling for.

I'm guessing she does not want anything to pass or rather the person with the big check book does not want anything to pass.

She will run next time lose the Democratic primary and then run as an independent, possibly win and then be a heel and a pay to play for both sides.

"And it doesn’t matter what other people think" possibly the worst line I've ever heard from an elected official

it's hard to see her winning as an independent - Democrats hate her, do Republicans like her? I don't think so

her popularity with independents is also in freefall

no chance she wins as an indie, republicans will never vote for her over whatever creature the arizona republican party belches up, democrats won't forgive her if she tanks the biden presidency, and true moderates take up what, like 5% of the electorate?

she might be more likely to harm the republican party than the democratic party if she runs, at this rate

'You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.'

— President George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three in Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

'I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it.'

— Sen. John Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq, March 19, 2004

'Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.'

— President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005

You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.'

omigod I love it

i had never heard that one before. found on this listicle: https://www.liveabout.com/dumbest-political-quotes-of-all-time-4083793

TBF, he probably just assumed she meant that she sat on the board of three large corporations.

She's deliberating!

― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Thursday, October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I honestly misread this as she's debilitating!

She's defibrillating.

She’s like the Kyrie Irving of the Senate, there’s no rhyme or reason to anything she’s doing unless she’s intentionally trying to make everyone dislike her

ppl keep making these references on different threads - is she a Real Housewife or s/t?

Kyrie Irving? An NBA star that is famously anti-vaccine right now and, apparently a flat-earther.

at least we know where he stands

U.S. Senator Kyrsten Sinema, a key moderate, told fellow Democrats in the House of Representatives this week that she will not vote for a multitrillion-dollar package that is a top priority for President Joe Biden before Congress approves a $1 trillion infrastructure bill, according to a source briefed on the meeting.

I think this is really about not wanting anything stepping on her special day of getting a bill with her name on it passed

Kyrie Irving? An NBA star that is famously anti-vaccine right now and, apparently a flat-earther.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, October 14, 2021 1:58 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

more than that he just has no real coherent positions on anything nor does his internal logic make any sense but he's willing to throw away his career on it

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/biden-falling-poll-numbers-georgia/2021/10/10/3606c99e-2002-11ec-8200-5e3fd4c49f5e_story.html

This seems bad.

a bill saying a senator can't be hung by their own party in the senate house peut etre? etre de poot.

Earlier this year, the feds signed an agreement that let Boeing executives off the hook for the 737 MAX catastrophes, which killed 346 people.

The lead prosecutor, Erin Nealy Cox, then took a job with the firm that leads Boeing's criminal defense.
https://t.co/UPYw5K8sDd pic.twitter.com/oQ1h8wiPV1

— Mike Baker (@ByMikeBaker) October 15, 2021

seems legit

sometimes opportunities come whee you least expect them!