actually, i stand corrected, as laurie technically dies at the end of the director’s cut of rob zombie’s halloween 2
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:38 (two years ago) link
which i remembered but rob zombie’s halloween movies belong to like an alternate dimension version of this franchise and i have trouble associating them
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link
holy fuck, she's like Groundkeeper Willie on that Treehouse of Horrors
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link
Cops Do It By the Book
always amazed how people in movies can fucking HEAR news reports in a crowded bar.
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link
Sometimes they tell everyone to shush and ask the bartender to turn it up, and everyone respectfully quiets down so they can focus on what's happening.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 October 2021 12:52 (two years ago) link
I only saw the first Saw but I was extremely shocked by how much I liked it
not enough to watch the sequels, mind you
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 14 October 2021 13:24 (two years ago) link
first saw is a good movie. i haven’t watched any of the sequels either lol
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link
First one has bad acting but a great twist and fresh premise. Sequels veer hard into torture porn and a pointlessly tangled mythology. Well, not pointless. The point is to prolong the franchise.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 October 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
First Saw is good.
Second one is decent but eyerolly
Third one is hilarious
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link
Not in a good way, mind
I've lost track of the number of stories and reviews that have cited the bodycount and brutality of this installment as a series high, but I find it really hard to believe this one is more "brutal" than the Zombie one(s).
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
some reviews make this movie sound like it's "what if Funny Games was a Halloween movie" which um, no thank you
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Friday, 15 October 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link
It's very brutal but not like.... anything that will shock genre aficionados
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link
Reviews on this are generally scathing
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
I just don't get it. I skimmed a couple of reviews and ... sigh. All they have to do is make it scary and not stupid and it will work. Like, the Freddy movies, after the first one or maybe two, they're just FX camp, so the focus is on that. Jason, they're just dumb and mechanical, so the focus is on that. The first Halloween perfected the moody, slow and steady wins the race template, which is what made it an iconic masterpiece. Who needs more bullshit larded on? This one sounds like its predecessor, with a bunch of half-assed psychology and pointlessly convoluted plot gymnastics. But when the fulcrum of your franchise is an unstoppable, unkillable, faceless murder-machine that doesn't even speak, that ultimate blank canvas shouldn't be license to fill every corner with bullshit. Michael Myers is enough! The first Halloween was like Jaws. The sequels have pretty much all been Jaws 4. "Oh shit, the shark has followed me down to the Caribbean from New England because it has a mythical vendetta against me and my family!" Or whatever. That doesn't make the shark scarier, that makes the movie silly.
Like the twist from the last one? That was such a groaner just to get to a point where for sure these clever filmmakers could have found some other way to get. How hard can it be to just make a scary movie about a scary man doing scary things?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link
BTW, how many times now has Anthony Michael Hall been brought in as a beefed up bully? "Edward Scissorhands," "Community," "Hysteria - The Def Leppard Story" ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link
Fwiw I enjoyed it. It's messy and has a meandering attempt at social commentary that is pathetically on the nose and pointless, and it lasts 15 minutes. Some of the editing is also weird.
But it's also hella scuzzy like Halloween II (1981), which endeared it to me a bit. And lots of cool home invasions and practical gore.
As far as a Halloween sequel goes, I'll take it. It definitely feels like the second in a trilogy though.
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link
Also the "personal vendetta" thing is kind of hacked apart in this one, Last Jedi style
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
Michael is a hologram force projection?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
I forgot this was also on Peacock, which it looks like we have, so I started giving it a shot, and ... I don't know, the early scene with the firemen? That's some ridiculous shit, which indicates this movie could really go either way.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link
Some of the editing is also weird.
hated this about the previous one
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
I'm at the next set piece. Michael is definitely more Jason in this.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link
josh save it for a long spoiler tagged post when you’re done please and thank you
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
no prob! thank you for stopping me, because otherwise I might have just kept going.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
he is a little more Jason, though he hasn't really done the 'quiet stalking, heavy breathing, strangling' thing since the OG. he 'peek a boos' a little, and gets bored and then just kills u and moves to next house.
(or at least that's what he did in Halloween II before he went to the hospital. fitting they called it Memorial Hospital ("remember when this was a hospital, and there were doctors and stuff?")
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link
Spoilers, I guess.
I couldn't do it. I made it to the 40 minute mark. It was all so dull and poorly paced. I fast-forwarded a bit and it looked like it kept shifting from boring to stupid and back again. It was bad enough when he single-handedly took out the entire squad of firefighters. But then when he takes out the entire armed posse? Yeah, this is some lazy bullshit from people that should know better.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 October 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
Cureently watching this and finding it awesome. Ok, just got to to the scene that people are presumably complaining about and yes, ugh, but I don't find it too prurient
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
it eventually leaves and then back to the butchery
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:51 (two years ago) link
the entire armed posse was kind of a bit like Gomer's Pyle, tbf
I loved the fireman scene. it was ridiculous trash, plus those firemen were idiots. and Michael actually does like hand to hand combat, blocking punches, it was hilarious
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link
in other words this film is much trashier than the previous and I guess that's why I liked it? lean into the grime, I guess.
that won't work for the finale obv.
this film isn’t dumber than the previous imo
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link
i actually really liked this lol go figure
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link
i loved the adorable gay couple who lived in the myers house. i love that the myers house wasn’t abandoned, great choice
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 15 October 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link
lol my man
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link
oops sorry, that was a Freudian slip, my apologies :(
Big John and LIttle John were great
<3 u neanderthal
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link
<3
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:09 (two years ago) link
I liked them, too.The last movie, I felt like it was potential squandered. This one was just ... pointless boring trash. Just dull, and rubbed me the wrong way for it. What I watched at least lol.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link
And the reason I brought up Jason, there's unstoppable killing machine, and then there's agro creative killer. There's the shark, and then there's an all powerful supernatural malevolent monster. Which, sure, no dumber than most of them, but that doesn't make it better, imo.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link
the movie contends with his supernatural ability to not die btw, via exposition, but i loved it anyway, felt like what i wanted from the previous hallowgreen movie
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
I love how the town chases around a tiny Sam Kinison looking guy and thinks he's Michael. When he's very clearly not.
Also I love how the street gang fails colossally
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link
Xpost motherfucker broke a car window with his *fingertips* in the first one
He clearly didn't get that strength from a fuckin Bally's
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link
Lol at doctor forgetting his fake stethoscope... AGAIN
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link
Well I drunk heavily yesterday then woke up today and as usual checked my phone to see what shit I'd been spouting whilst blacked out, turns out I raved about this film to multiple people (my sister , mi anomoratx, my PA fucksake), wow I even posted here, and... I don't really recall much, Imma rewatch right now to see what all my fuss was about
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 16 October 2021 08:33 (two years ago) link
I'm glad Carpenter gets to cash a cheque for a "new" score again for rolling out of bed, stretching, making coffee then going to the other room and just playing the same old shit, genuinely he deserves it cos that same old shit remains awesome
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 16 October 2021 08:38 (two years ago) link
Actually on further investigation I apparently turned this film off before the end so I could listen along during someone's first play of the TWIABPAIANLATD album, then proceeded to complain about what a difficult acronym that is to type when cold drinks have been taken.
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 16 October 2021 08:42 (two years ago) link
tbh I've woke up drunk, that was still difficult to type, and this film is still awesome. Thank you for your patience.
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 16 October 2021 08:43 (two years ago) link