Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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put aside whether it should matter (though not permanently - god, please, let us all maintain our ideas of why it SHOULD matter!)

but do you see how it doesn't matter?

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:05 (four years ago)

sometimes people want a King.

i imagine rolled eyes, but maybe not. sometimes people want a king. christians want a King. they want a king to come and return and rule for eternity. that's part of being a christian. that's most of the people in the US, still. the aggrieved white christian minority. so hard for them, and yet, when it comes down to it they all want a king

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:07 (four years ago)

so it shouldn't be surprising that when a wannabe autocrat comes along, no matter how incompetent they are, and they have the correct answer on abortion, they are the king

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:08 (four years ago)

Since losing both elections he ran in hasn't diminished his power, the only real question is, would a... non-electoral solution (think JFK) do anything? In that situation, would someone equally compelling spring up in his place? I doubt it. People are forever talking about how "if it's not him, it'll be someone like him, but smarter and more competent," but I don't think that's true. And I think there's an easy(ish) and obvious way to prove that hypothesis.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:15 (four years ago)

'non-electoral solution'

I'm thinking choking on a hot wing bone, but whatever works

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:18 (four years ago)

No, it's got to be obviously external.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:24 (four years ago)

Getting back to the Ashli Babbit thing I think Jeet Heer was saying that she’s becoming Trumpworld’s Horst Wessel in a new Dolchstosslegend.

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

Not sure what you’re saying unperson. the only non-electoral solution that seems to be on the horizon to me is legislatures in republican states, by the laws they are enacting now, overturning legitimate vote counts in 2024 to install their preferred candidate, Trump

Dan S, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

I'm talking about the kind of non-electoral solution that involves a man in a high place with a rifle.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:11 (four years ago)

:) ok get it now

Dan S, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:19 (four years ago)

BACK and to the LEFT.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AromaticBelatedJapanesebeetle-max-1mb.gif

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

Oliver Stone's DJT

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:27 (four years ago)

sometimes people want a King.

i imagine rolled eyes, but maybe not. sometimes people want a king. christians want a King. they want a king to come and return and rule for eternity. that's part of being a christian. that's most of the people in the US, still. the aggrieved white christian minority. so hard for them, and yet, when it comes down to it they all want a king

No rolled eyes here, I think this is absolutely true and always has been. The idea that everyone likes or is on board with democracy, I just don't see it. The rural peasant class in multiple democracies resisted the introduction of democracy in the first place, I don't see that that has fundamentally changed

I think the fascism angle isn't the right one, its monarchy/aristocracy rather than fascism (which I think certainly overlaps but isn't what we're seeing here).

anvil, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 08:02 (four years ago)

i think they want a solomon but they're going to get a fascist instead

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 08:05 (four years ago)

a lot of people on ilx haven't prayed in a long time, i'd wager. here is a contemporary prayer:

Pray for him to have courage. Because I can tell you that when you step into this, everybody’s out to get you. Everybody’s out to make you look bad. And there’s a lot of you know, there’s a lot of just spiritual warfare stuff that seems to happen in the middle of it. Like, I don’t fully understand why this audit is so pivotal in what’s happening in our country right now. But it is in the spiritual realm. It’s not just in the physical realm. It has a core impact of where our country is going. And I’m truly believing for revival. I don’t know how revival comes out of an audit, but that’s what I’ve been praying for.

that was the ceo of the bullshit "arizona audit" company cyber ninjas (oh, stfu people who name these things)
https://flux.community/right-wing-watch/peter-montgomery/2021/10/ceo-company-hired-arizona-republicans-says-americans-must

after the audit found nothing, the ceo of cyber ninjas and virginia state senator and shitlord Amanda Chase held a call with a bunch of christians to complain about how persecuted they were and share good thoughts about how the apocalypse is nigh.

IFA’s Kris Kubal told listeners to be encouraged, saying that if God were done with America, “there would be no battle,” adding that “We know that God still has plans and purposes because the enemy is trying his best to stop them.”

When Chase joined the call, she commended Logan, saying, “He has the mind of Christ,” adding that she knew that whatever the “audit” revealed, “it’s gonna be the truth.”

Chase complained about Democrats’ control of the Virginia statehouse and legislature, claiming, “I basically live in a Marxist state.” She complained about being censured for saying that the 2020 election was stolen and for having a plexiglass wall built around her desk when she refused to wear a mask. “You just would not even believe the amount of persecution” she said.

She charged that “there was complete maladministration by Maricopa County” and claimed, “They just obstructed justice.” Republican officials in Maricopa County and journalists have repeatedly discredited the “audit” as procedurally flawed and a partisan ploy.

Chase said that we are living in the End Times and that things written about in the biblical book of Revelation are being fulfilled, but that there is still work to do. “Virginia is not a lost cause,” she said, urging people to pray for the state’s elections and saying that “the best number one solution for Virginia to have better election integrity is to elect a Republican governor, lieutenant governor, attorney general, and replace all the members in the House so that we have Republican majority.” Having a Republican governor, she said, would mean a state election board with a Republican majority, “and that will change everything.”

Chase said that the “election integrity caucus” she started has had five or six phone calls. Caucus members are still reviewing and digesting the Cyber Ninjas’ final report, she said, before releasing a statement on behalf of the group.

Logan closed the session with a prayer for revival, asking, “May our nation remember its roots, its Christian roots, oh God, and may they turn away from their wicked ways.”

what do they want? monarchy? fascism? theocracy? heaven on earth? they want heaven on earth. does anyone _want_ fascism? not really, since mussolini. but they'll get some version of it

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 08:11 (four years ago)

“Virginia is not a lost cause,” she said

with no apparent awareness, at all, of anything that had ever happened

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 08:13 (four years ago)

The rural peasant class in multiple democracies resisted the introduction of democracy in the first place, I don't see that that has fundamentally changed

To be fair the introduction of democracy didn't include the rural peasant class at all in most cases (only allowing votes for ppl w/ a certain degree of schooling, heads of households, etc.)

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 09:51 (four years ago)

many would argue that the introduction of democracy did not include almost everyone

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 09:59 (four years ago)

Like any women at all.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 10:12 (four years ago)

Getting back to the Ashli Babbit thing I think Jeet Heer was saying that she’s becoming Trumpworld’s Horst Wessel in a new Dolchstosslegend.

― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, October 11, 2021 8:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

A second trump term would be more surreal and fucked up than the first. It must be presented.

treeship., Tuesday, 12 October 2021 12:15 (four years ago)

Saw an interview with Babbit's mom. She insists that she supports the police, but that the capital police are not real police and should be investigated. Also, that the election was stolen, there's been a cover up, and that her daughter died fighting for the truth.

These people barely know which way is up.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 12:22 (four years ago)

I forgive her mom. Her daughter was shot. She truly doesn’t know what way is up. The former president is going on tv to wish her dead daughter happy birthday and proclaim her total innocence, that in fact she was a martyr. All those things make perfect sense to a grieving family.

I blame everyone else

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 12:44 (four years ago)

Semi related, but doesn't the father of one of the survivors of the Parkland massacre now think his son is a crisis actor?

anvil, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 13:11 (four years ago)

I read that long New Yorker piece on Kyle Rittenhouse, and at the end of it I did kind of emerge thinking "I blame everyone else." Because he *was* led astray, and other people actively took advantage of him, and so on. But then I shook myself out of it and recalibrated. "No, wait, fuck that kid, he was definitely vulnerable and taken advantage of and exploited, but he still went out of his way to shoot three people."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 13:26 (four years ago)

Karl, your points well-taken regarding my comments from yesterday. You have to understand that in the world I was in as a teenager, the teens read Harper's and the adults had "WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER" stickers on their Volvos— I think that a lot of people knew what was happening was a sham, same with the 2000 election, but that my environment was much more progressive than most, so I sometimes forget how gung-ho jingoist the rest of this godforsaken country still was when Baghdad was lit up in 2003.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 19:47 (four years ago)

Who could have known that The King would be a twice-divorced, serially bankrupt casino developer smothered in tanning spray?

Mysterious ways, indeed

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

Really want to know his take on the Bad Art Friend.

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 21:06 (four years ago)

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time!

🤔 Trump just threatened to have Republican voters stay home in 2022 and 2024 unless the party is able to "solve" (by which he seems to mean overturn) the result of the last presidential election, which he lost. pic.twitter.com/sHvXHrKZtH

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) October 13, 2021

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 October 2021 05:34 (four years ago)

Trump to launch new social media platform TRUTH Social

TMTG, which he chairs, also intends to launch a subscription video-on-demand service.

TMTG said its video-on-demand service would "feature 'non-woke' entertainment programming, news, podcasts, and more"..

Finally a venue for the Song of the South/Faces of Death dream pairing

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:29 (four years ago)

Excited for a group of bored teens to hack this site and dox everyone who signs up

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:33 (four years ago)

But within hours, pranksters found what appeared to be an unreleased test version and posted a picture of a defecating pig to the “donaldjtrump” account.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/10/21/trump-truth-social-fake-accounts/

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:35 (four years ago)

Apparently there is no platform yet, just a sign-up page

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

The site looks almost entirely like a Twitter clone: A user can post Truths, which are like tweets, or Re-Truths, which are retweets. There’s also a news feed, called the Truth Feed, a notification system so users can know “who’s interacting with your TRUTH’s,” the social network’s App Store profile states.

so far beyond parody

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

there was one, the skeleton of one. they took it down after signing up donaldjtrump and mikepence (pranking teens and a washington post reporter, respectively) within a couple hours

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

The best part of that fake profile was the profile pic was the taco bowl photo.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

TRUTH can't handle the truth.

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

Thank u for new dn

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

This will all be a foggy memory by Xmas

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

Dude can't run an Atlantic City casino, much less a media empire

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

Dud

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:49 (four years ago)

This will all be a foggy memory by Xmas

nah, by next year there will be a liberal version called TRUTH Bader Ginsberg

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:51 (four years ago)

lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

Got a foggy notion #OneThread

Double Chocula (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

What happens if some Trumper posts a Truth that is not exactly The Truth? (Highly unlikely, if not impossible, but bear with me here.)

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameshows/images/7/7a/Toc50.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101217062650

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:19 (four years ago)

Oh, they get their IMG link removed.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:20 (four years ago)

There will be 2, yes TWO, moderators who will carefully scrutinize each TRUTH for traces of untruths

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:21 (four years ago)

I hope the Truths come with Verrit codes

JoeStork, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:29 (four years ago)

It's such low-hanging fruit it's almost not even worth reaching for it, but...99% of his tweets contained provable falsehoods so of COURSE his site is called TRUTH.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:44 (four years ago)

I'm tempted to say, "Mods, close this thread"? What is there to discuss? If he runs for president again, create another thread.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

Move for the next thread title to be Donald Trump: Classic or Dead?

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:49 (four years ago)


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