Literary Clusterfucks 2013

Hate to cross the streams but one last time until the next last time

Ppl are alarmed and appalled that the excellers think they might be right

Not that they think can see something different if they squint

how many dreamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

only one, because that's where they're a viking, and that means they're excellent at changing lightbulbs

everyone invoking that stuuuuuupid viking thread should be fp’d

why did I imagine VG yelling that at the thread out of a car window

Jesus lets not

oh great now I'm going to have to read a thread about vikings, too?

only if you will follow it up by dousing your eyes with acid, which is the only known antidote to that thread

xp Yeah otherwise a lot of the references here will read like norse code

imma douse my eyes with acid after that quip, dmac

humour

Thats where im an eyesting

Oh boy, a stranger's body, that's where I'm a kidney!

u_u

quincie that thread is about vikings the way larson thinks moby dick is about whales

that thread will form the capstone of my ilx novel cycle, deems is the villain as usual

Cast aspersions

Dorland started this whole thing by acting unhinged af, inviting the mockery and scrutiny of those whom she erroneously considered colleagues. The resulting situation sucks for her, and exposes the meanness and pettiness of those supposed colleagues but it also is of her own making.

― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, October 7, 2021 1:17 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

good take on bullying

dorland is certainly narcissitic in a way that feels needy and lacks self awareness. she is cringe. but larson and her friends seem mean. i have no view on the lawsuit—seems frivolous, but still

I hate to have to spell this out but at root the issue is about being cool, and dorland is not cool. larson is bad too but this all started with dorland being weird and not cool

donated a kidney
and seeks acclaim
you give writers
a bad name

sorry

truly i am

real-life lol at that

brilliant. truly.

Lol, also where is this viking thread, cannot find

just don't do it. srsly

kudos VG

I hate to have to spell this out but at root the issue is about being cool, and dorland is not cool. larson is bad too but this all started with dorland being weird and not cool

lol this was my relatable take too. It's the awkward dork wanting to sit at the cool kids table.

i tried to explain this story to my girl and all she wanted to know is why i would care about any of this nonsense and i was deeply ashamed to reply "uh... the discourse, i guess?"

Simply too cringe, just not cool enough, for the elite coterie, that august literary salon, *checks notes* the chunky monkeys

the chunky monkeys of grub street

I hate to have to spell this out but at root the issue is about being cool, and dorland is not cool. larson is bad too but this all started with dorland being weird and not cool

lol this was my relatable take too. It's the awkward dork wanting to sit at the cool kids table.

I mean, the modern version of "the cool kids table" is effectively "a group of people who are shitty and awful to other people, who people 'like' out of fear of themselves becoming a target". I know a Dorland very well and he's totally harmless, I wouldn't ever call him out on his "narcissistic altruism" because at the end of the day his good work is still good work. I know a couple of Larsons too and they're the shittest people I've ever met

otm

Isn't that pretty much the traditional version of the cool kids table too?

ilx has a dorland-to-larson ratio of about 1:1 which is what keeps it exciting

which are you crut

i think i’m a dorland (inwardly needy just not outwardly so lol)

you're being too self-deprecating there, VG

well i know i’m not a mean girl like larson

i'm not sure that many of us are actually dorlands or larsons tbh though i guess there must be some

archetypes is all we’re talking here

xps i'm needy and oblivious like dorland but my organs are d-tier at best

So ILX is populated by plagiarists and victims of plagiarism? Bullies and victims of bullying? Organ donors and people who get mad about when people donate organs? Maybe I guess

It's hard to really get a sense of where Dorland falls on the axis of Martin Prince vs. Lisa Simpson but my read on this was that Larson was 100% in the wrong and it felt insane that the media was trying to spin it any other way

Being a needy dork doesn’t mean Dorland automatically deserves sympathy or empathy from anyone who’s not her therapist.

And Larson isn’t obliged to like or patron someone who gets on her and other people’s nerves (which is unrelated to the question of whether Larson is a nice person or not.).

From the article, I didn’t get any sense of scale a about how big this literary clique was – was it possible that Larson thought her story could slip under the radar without Dorland seeing it? In which case, not great but fine. If Dorland seeing the story was inevitable, then that’s pretty bad.

(When she wrote it, that is, not when it got picked for a citywide story festival!)

Sometimes- a lot of the time- being gormlessly annoying is quite enough of a sin in adult life tbh

I don't think Dorland was expecting (or deserving of) sympathy and/or praise from Larson-- hoping for it, sure. I would imagine that the majority of the 30 participants in that private Facebook group were obliging Dorland with sympathy and praise. I think what Dorland was expecting was to not have her writing plagiarized, to get a truthful answer from Larson if the latter was using her presence on a private Facebook group as source material for a story. Larson lied, Larson was not only writing the story but was writing it to deliberately troll Dorland, Larson was not only using Dorland as source material for her short story but was brazenly plagiarizing Dorland's work and was leaving clues to ensure that Dorland would read the story and be gaslit by the subtweetiness of it. A media friend of mine said "the people out there who are expressing any sympathy/solidarity with Larson are just telling on themselves"

i'm a gemini:)

I think it’s perfectly okay to use someone as source material, even to the extent of using a (small) chunk of their Facebook post, and then sell that story. I think it’s cowardly and mean to release that story if you know for sure that person is vulnerable and likely to read it, without warning them in advance.

Having said that I disagree that Dorland was “brazen plagiarised” - it was just a Facebook paragraph. As for “leaving clues” and gaslighting, I don’t find much evidence for that in the NYT story. Larson lying to Dorland to wriggle out of an awkward conversation is not the same thing as gaslighting, which tends to be sustained and deliberate. I think the final draft of the short story, as the NYT mentions, is less about the donor than it is about the mixed-race lead character, so Larson was mostly correct to tell Dorland the story wasn’t about her.

(I haven’t read the short story though! Just going by what it says in the NYT feature.)

These corrections are actually pretty interesting! If true they make Dorland seem a little less narcisstic and spiteful

https://www.gawker.com/media/all-the-corrections-dawn-dorland-sent-us-about-the-blogs-we-wrote-about-the-bad-art-friend-story

she needs to stop explaining herself
like, for the love of god, please

Ha, I think her comedic persistence is finally making me like her