Twitter C/D

Donald Trump Epstein Lula Orban Bernie Tony Blair

"Conversations like this can be stupid"

Try clearing your cookies. I've been dealing with that in incognito only for some reason (still get the popup in normal chrome but can just X out normally) and even then, if you open the tweet in a new tab you should be able to scroll normally. This is for PC only, I can't get it to work on mobile.

― ✖, Tuesday, August 17, 2021 9:25 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have to do this multiple times a week on desktop and mobile, for some reason chrome just doesn't register the "never allow cookies" setting. annoying

― ✖, Sunday, September 19, 2021 4:49 PM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have resorted to installing a chrome plugin that performs a quick cookie removal of whatever site you're ​on

dud

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Fans assess Jamal Adams' performance after the Seahawks safety said he was the 'best in the nation' during his video introduction in Seattle's Sunday Night Football showdown against the Steelers

the way Twitter phrases their trending topics is so weird and oftentimes hilarious

And with this we can now close Twitter and possibly the whole human experiment

I like the early Beatles, early Elvis, early Bob Dylan and early Rolling Stones. “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel is a great album. Nirvana did some good stuff.

— John Hinckley (@JohnHinckley20) October 21, 2021

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I like early-80s Hinckley.

lmao

lol Pareene made same joke

this photo of a Kroger remodel from 2018 keeps showing up followed by a million credulous responses about how the US is facing soviet-style food shortages

"capitalism is doing great, you should worry about cuba instead" pic.twitter.com/Ev8IGeuYWS

— weston (@westonpagano) October 25, 2021

I know it's fun to believe anything you see on the internet, but it really isn't that difficult to step out of your house and go to a supermarket and see that you can buy whatever you want at any time.

new update is godawful. seems built to highlight promoted tweets, i’ve been muting brand accounts left and right

dud

was not expecting today’s discourse to feature ‘nancy reagan gave magnificent head’

i refuse to believe it, she obvs just gave a lot of head

Practice makes perfect

My paternal grandparents spent a lot of time in pre- and post-war LA and like most of their friends there, hated the Reagans. They knew about Nancy’s adventures in kneeling and my grandmother had a copy of that Kitty Kelley book, which delighted her because it verified a lot of old gossip.

Sorry Kentucky. Maybe if your 2 senators hadn't spent decades blocking legislation to reduce climate change, you wouldn't be suffering from climate disasters. If it's any consolation, McConnell and Rand have f'ed over all of us, too.

— Noel Scovell (@NellSco) December 11, 2021

Make the Purge real but only for Twitter blue checks.

i refuse to believe it, she obvs just gave a lot of head

― lag∞n, Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:08 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Practice makes perfect

― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:09 PM (four hours ago)

even a blind squirrel finds the nut

this is the second moronic tweet i've seen from this noel scovell character in a week but i can't remember the first one

i'm sure amy mcgrath would have stopped the tornado with her fighter jet though

jfc twitter i DID NOT need to know that about nancy reagan ffs

Is Twitter blue ad-free?

i don't know but i can't believe it only has one calorie!

you just encounter so many beliefs on this website. too many. pic.twitter.com/V5aZO6q06n

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) December 26, 2021

It was all reflective garments around here...

2021 was a good year for tweets. Gonna post a thread of some of my favorite. I know it’s gonna seem like some of these are a joke but I promise you they were tweeted in earnest. Going chronologically:

— willem dafriend (@spaghetti) December 31, 2021

No! No!!

is my clear favourite

The Joyce Carol Oates skeletons one wins

it's hard to pick one, there are a lot of gems

it can go away this is better!

hamilton insurrection tweet is one of the worst ever imo, hall of fame bad tweet

Yeah the first 10 are really cringey but there are some really funny ones after that

i will seed your eggs

“Walking on egg shelves” slayed me

Pete and Kamala potluck is nauseating

Potluck slashfic

jim morrison singing christmas carols

https://vocm.com/2022/01/07/leons-changes-name-of-product-after-tweet-by-newfoundlander/

a heart warming tale lol

WTF is Wordle and why do all my Twitter followers keep posting about it?

i played it for the first time this morning

what’s the verdict I am also considering playing it

it was cool

ugh fine

ok it’s cool

it takes about two minutes to play and they only have one game a day, I can't see why it's become so big

bc u can flex on ppl wit emojis

Wordle 203 3/6

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oh wow