Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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I'd suggest Steve Bruce steer clear of Saudi consulates for a while.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

they should keep him on in some kind of director of player recruitment capacity just for lolz

calzino, Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:05 (four years ago)

Heartwarming to see Newcastle fans out celebrating the takeover of their club by the Saudi Arabian state, haven't seen such scenes since fans saved the soul of English football by protesting against the ESL.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:21 (four years ago)

Waddle on the radio calmly talking about pushing for the top 4 in three seasons time

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:33 (four years ago)

Excited to see how this footage will be used in future documentaries

We've got our club back 🎶

Newcastle fans are outside St James' Park letting the world know how they feel about the takeover pic.twitter.com/5XV4tG7qKp

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) October 7, 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 October 2021 21:50 (four years ago)

critical support for the murderous absolute monarchy from the way aye boyz! I guess it is an improvement on the fat victorian workhouse owner cuz they have mare brass, like!

calzino, Thursday, 7 October 2021 22:13 (four years ago)

Excited to see what's in store

*Demoted to League 2 as easy scapegoat when they fuck up FFP
*Get entangled in some horrible human rights scandal
*Club moved to Basingstoke and renamed OPEC United
*Mou is the new manager

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 October 2021 22:18 (four years ago)

UAE AE

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2021 22:38 (four years ago)

"I'd suggest Steve Bruce steer clear of Saudi consulates for a while". Grimlol....and oh! gawd, you are correct, Mou is destined to manage a 50yr old cronaldo at NUAE F.C.

Swanswans, Friday, 8 October 2021 06:59 (four years ago)

The only Newcastle Utd fan I know personally is this grizzled 70s far left streetfighting kinda dude, I wonder what he's making of this. Also all those Orthodox Jewish NUFC fans I used to see watching games in the Yucatan pub on Kingsland Road (without telling their wives where they were, I assume).

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Friday, 8 October 2021 07:06 (four years ago)

Mahrez?

Mount?

Am i missing something here?

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:59 (four years ago)

all-time run from Traore there. too bad about the finish :(

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:34 (four years ago)

unbelievable finish from Tielemans (cancelling out a very very good one from Greenwood)

typically complacent performance from Utd though

Number None, Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:35 (four years ago)

Southampton putting pressure on Leeds, will be disappointed if they don't get to half time in front

Swanswans, Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:37 (four years ago)

Hwang's having a mare for Wolves

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:45 (four years ago)

too much to hope that Solskjaer gets the sack when we lose our next four games

Number None, Saturday, 16 October 2021 15:43 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 October 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

Liverpool are going to marmalise us

Number None, Saturday, 16 October 2021 15:54 (four years ago)

surely time for United legend Steve Bruce to have a go

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 October 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 October 2021 15:58 (four years ago)

😳

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 16 October 2021 16:08 (four years ago)

Played 4
Won 4
Lost 4
GF 8
GA 8

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 October 2021 16:15 (four years ago)

Played 8 sorry still hyperventilating

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 October 2021 16:15 (four years ago)

Omg I missed the come back. After the second goal for AV I turned it off cos I am in the hospital with my dad and didn't feel like getting even more agitated.

Dammit! But happy for result

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 October 2021 16:20 (four years ago)

Bets on how many days Ranieri lasts?

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 October 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

Less than Bruce, longer than Solskjaer

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 October 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

Jose Mourinho has admitted he has an "emotional connection" with Newcastle as a result of his relationship with Sir Bobby Robson, but has distanced himself from the prospect of replacing Steve Bruce as the club's manager.

heh!

calzino, Sunday, 17 October 2021 10:44 (four years ago)

ha, here we go!

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 17 October 2021 10:51 (four years ago)

Clever stuff there by Mou.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 October 2021 11:05 (four years ago)

I hope we smash them.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:26 (four years ago)

Ah well…

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

Not watching- cunts anyway

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

You’ve summoned an Ndombele goal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:47 (four years ago)

Cunts anyway

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:51 (four years ago)

And a Kane one.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:52 (four years ago)

The Spurs defending is completely bizarre as usual, though.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:01 (four years ago)

i just popped to the shop, did somebody go into shock when Kane scored or something?

look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:18 (four years ago)

Lovely goal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

xpost yes, Kane did

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

I went for a walk, pleasant surprise

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:50 (four years ago)

Wait how is it only half time

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:52 (four years ago)

wasn't *that* long of a walk

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 October 2021 16:54 (four years ago)

Clearly!

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:01 (four years ago)

Spurs quite frustrating and indecisive in the final third because this newcastle team look awful at the back

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:26 (four years ago)

And a Shelvey red? They’re spoiling us.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

Giving ball away for fun ourselves bow needlessly, seems important for us to not concede at all from here

Shelvey off lol idiot

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

He shouldnt get his wages that lad there must be a fund manager appointed i dont think hes functioning like

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

Really feel spurs have left four or five good goal chances out there today with a delayed final pass but think we'll be ok from here

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

Ah, c’mon.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

Thats actually unbelievable

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2021 17:42 (four years ago)


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